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• Publié le: 08 décembre 2010
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Title: More Toasts

Editor: Marion Dix Mosher

Release Date: March 12, 2005 [eBook #15338]

Language: English

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BOOKS OF JOKES, STORIES AND QUOTATIONS

TOASTER'S HANDBOOK. Peggy Edmond and Harold Workman Williams. 501p. $1.80

MORE TOASTS. Marion D. Mosher. 552p. $1.80

MORE TOASTS JOKES, STORIES AND QUOTATIONS

COMPILED BY

MARION DIX MOSHER

Librarian, Genesee Branch, Rochester (N.Y.) Public Library

NEW YORK THE H. W. WILSON COMPANY

PREFACE

INTRODUCTION

LONDON: GRAFTON & CO. 1922

MORE TOASTS ABSENT-MINDEDNESS ACCIDENTS ACCURACY ACTORS AND ACTRESSES ADVERTISING ADVICE AFTER DINNER SPEECHES AGE AGRICULTURE ALARM CLOCKS ALIBI ALIMONY ALPHABET ALTERNATIVES AMBITION AMERICANS AMUSEMENTS ANCESTRY ANIMALS ANTICIPATION ANTIQUES APARTMENTS APPEARANCES APPETITE APPLAUSE ARITHMETIC ARMIES ART AND ARTISTS ASTRONOMY AUTHORS AUTHORSHIP AUTOMOBILE TOURISTS AUTOMOBILES AND AUTOMOBILING AVIATION

BACHELORS BAGGAGE BALDNESS BANKS AND BANKING BAPTISM BAPTISTS BARGAINS BASEBALL BATHS AND BATHING BEAUTY, PERSONAL BEGGING BEQUESTS BETTING BIBLE INTERPRETATION BIGAMY BILLS BLUFFING BOARD OF HEALTH BOARDING HOUSES BOASTING BOLSHEVISM BOOKS AND READING BOOKSELLERS AND BOOKSELLING BOOMERANGS BOOSTING BORROWERS BOSTON BOY SCOUTS BOYS

Contents

BRIDES BROOKLYN BROTHERHOOD BURBANK BUSINESS BUSINESS ENTERPRISE BUSINESS ETHICS BUSINESS WOMEN

CAMPAIGNS CANDIDATES CANDOR CAPITAL AND LABOR CARD INDEX CARELESSNESS CATALOGING CAUSE AND EFFECT CAUTION CHARACTER CHARITY CHEERFULNESS CHICKEN STEALING CHILD LABOR CHILDREN CHOICES CHRISTIAN SCIENTISTS CHRISTMAS GIFTS CHURCH CHURCH ATTENDANCE CHURCH DISCIPLINE CITIZENS CITY AND COUNTRY CIVICS CIVILIZATION CLASS DISTINCTIONS CLEANLINESS CLERGY CLOTHING CLUBS COAL COFFEE COLLECTING OF ACCOUNTS COLLECTION BOX COLLEGE GRADUATES COLLEGE STUDENTS COLLEGES AND UNIVERSITIES COMMITTEE COMMON SENSE COMMUNISM COMMUTERS COMPARISONS COMPENSATION COMPETITION COMPLIMENTS CONCEIT CONDUCT CONFESSIONS CONFIDENCES CONGRESS CONSCIENCE CONSCRIPTION CONSERVATIVES CONSOLATION CONTENTMENT CONTRIBUTION BOX CONUNDRUMS COOKERY COOKS COOPERATION CORPULENCE CORRESPONDENCE SCHOOLS COSMOPOLITANISM COST OF LIVING COUNTRY LIFE COURAGE COURTESY COURTS COURTSHIP CREDIT CRIME CRITICISM CULTURE CURES CURIOSITY CURRENT EVENTS

CUSTOM DACHSHUNDS DAMAGES DANCING DAYLIGHT SAVING DEAD BEATS DEBTS DEGREES DEMAGOG DEMOCRACY DENTISTS DEPARTMENT STORES DESTINATION DETECTIVES DETERMINATION DIAGNOSIS DILEMMAS DINING DIPLOMACY DISARMAMENT DISCHARGE DISCIPLINE DISCOUNTS DISCRETION DISPOSITION DISTANCES DIVORCE DOCTORS DOGS DOMESTIC FINANCE DOMESTIC RELATIONS DREAMS DRINKING DRUNKARDS DUTCH DYSPEPSIA EATING ECONOMY EDITORS EDUCATION EFFICIENCY EGOTISM EINSTEIN EMBARRASSING SITUATIONS EMPLOYERS AND EMPLOYEES ENEMIES ENGLISH LANGUAGE ENGLISHMEN ENTHUSIASM EPIGRAMS EPITAPHS EQUALITY ETIQUET EUROPEAN WAR EUROPEAN WAR-POEMS EVIDENCE EXAGGERATION EXAMINATIONS EXCUSES EXECUTIVE ABILITY EXPENSES EXPERIENCE EXTRAVAGANCE

FAILURES FAME FAMILIES FARMING FASHION FATE FATHERS FAULTS FEES FICTION FIGHTING FINANCE FISH FISHERMEN FISHING FLATTERY FOOD FOOD CONSERVATION FOOLS FORDS

FORDS FOREIGNERS FORESIGHT FORGETFULNESS FORTUNE HUNTERS FOUNTAIN PENS FRANKLIN FREAKS FREE VERSE FREEDOM OF SPEECH FRENCH LANGUAGE FRIENDS FRIENDSHIP FUTURE FUTURE LIFE FUTURIST ART

GAMBLING GARAGES GARDENING GAS GENEROSITY GENIUS GEOGRAPHY GERMANY GERMS GIFTS GIRLS GOD GOLF GOSSIP GOVERNMENT OWNERSHIP GRATITUDE GUARANTEES

HABIT HADES HAPPINESS HASH HASTE HEAVEN HELL HEREDITY HEROES HIGH COST OF LIVING HINTING HISTORY HOME HOME BREW HOMELINESS HOMESICK HONESTY HORSES HOSPITALITY HOSPITALS HOTEL BIBLES HOTELS HOUSING PROBLEM HUNGER HUNTING HURRY HUSBANDS HYPOCRISY HYSTERICS

"IF" IGNORANCE ILLUSIONS AND HALLUCINATIONS IMITATION IMMIGRANTS IMPUDENCE INCOME TAX INDUSTRY INFANTS INFLUENZA INHERITANCE INITIATIVE INSOMNIA INSTALMENT PLAN INSURANCE, FIRE INSURANCE, LIFE INTERVIEWS INVESTMENTS IRELAND IRISH BULLS IRISHMEN

JEWS JOKES JOURNALISM JUDGES JUDGMENT JURY JUSTICE

KINDNESS KINGS AND RULERS KISSES KNOWLEDGE

LABOR AND CAPITAL LABOR AND LABORING CLASSES LABOR-SAVING DEVICES LADIES LANGUAGES LAUGHTER LAUNDRY LAWS LAWYERS LAZINESS LEAGUE OF NATIONS LEAP YEAR LEFT HANDEDNESS LEGISLATION LEGISLATORS LEISURE LIARS LIBERTY BONDS LIBRARIANS LIBRARIES LIES LIFE LISPING LOGIC LONDON LOST AND FOUND LOVE LUCK

MAGAZINES MAJORITY MARKSMANSHIP MARRIAGE MASCOTS MATHEMATICS MATRIMONY MEASURING INSTRUMENTS MEDALS MEDICAL ETHICS MEDICINE MEMORY MEN METHODISTS MIDDLEMAN MILITARISM MILITARY DISCIPLINE MILK MILLENNIUM MILLINERS MILLIONAIRES MINISTERS MISERS MISTAKEN IDENTITY MISTAKES MONEY MONEY LENDER MORAL EDUCATION MOSQUITOES MOTHERS MOTHERS' DAY MOTHERS-IN-LAW MOVING PICTURES MULES MUSHROOMS MUSIC MUSICIANS

NAMES, PERSONAL NATIONALITY NATURAL LAWS NEGROES NEIGHBORS NEW JERSEY

NEW YORK CITY NEWSBOYS NEWSPAPERS "NO" NOTHING NURSES

OBEDIENCE OBESITY OBITUARIES OCCUPATIONS OCEAN TRAVEL OFFICE BOYS OFFICE-SEEKERS OFFICERS OLD AGE OLD CLOTHES OPPORTUNITY OPTIMISM ORIGINALITY OSTRICH OUIJA BOARD

PARENTS PARROTS PARTNERSHIP PEACE PEDESTRIANS PENMANSHIP PEP PERCENTAGE PERSISTENCE PERSUASION PESSIMISM PHILADELPHIA PHILANTHROPISTS PHILOSOPHY PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS PITTSBURG PLEASURE POETRY POETS POLICE POLITENESS POLITICAL PARTIES POLITICIANS POLITICS POSTAL SERVICE POVERTY PRAISE PRAYERS PREACHING PREJUDICE PREPAREDNESS PRESCRIPTIONS PRETENSION PRICES PRIDE PRINTERS PRISONS PROFANITY PROFESSIONS PROFITEERS PROGRESS PROHIBITION PROMOTERS PROMPTNESS PRONUNCIATION PROPERTY PROPOSALS PROSPERITY PSYCHOLOGICAL MOMENT PSYCHOLOGY PUBLIC, THE PUBLIC SCHOOLS PUBLIC SPEAKERS PUBLISHERS PUNCTUALITY PUNCTUATION PUNISHMENT PUNS PURGATORY

QUAKERS QUESTIONS

RADICALS RAILROADS READING REAL ESTATE REAL ESTATE AGENTS REALISM RECOMMENDATIONS RECRUITING RED TAPE REGRETS RELATIVES RELIGIONS REMEDIES REMINDERS REPARTEE REPORTING REPUTATION REST CURE RESTAURANTS RETALIATION ROADS ROOSEVELT, THEODORE RUINS RUMMAGE SALES

SACRIFICES SAFETY SALARIES SALESMEN AND SALESMANSHIP SALVATION SAVING SCANDAL SCHOLARSHIP SCHOOLS SCIENTIFIC MANAGEMENT SCOTCH, THE SEASICKNESS SECRETS SELF-MADE MEN SENATE SENATORS SENSE OF HUMOR SENTRIES SERMONS SERVANTS SERVICE SERVICE STAR SHOPPING SIGHT SEEING SIGNS SILENCE SIMPLIFIED SPELLING SIN SINGERS SKEPTICS SLANG SMILES SMOKING SNOBBERY SOCIALISTS SOCIETY SOCIOLOGY SOLDIERS SOUND SOUVENIRS SPECULATION SPEED SPELLING SPINSTERS STAMMERING STAMPS STATISTICS STENOGRAPHERS STOCK EXCHANGE STRATEGY STREET-CARS STRIKES SUBSTITUTES SUBURBS SUBWAYS SUCCESS SUITORS SUMMER RESORTS SUNDAY SUNDAY SCHOOLS

SUPERSTITION SURPRISE SYMPATHY SYNONYMS

TACT TALKERS TARDINESS TAX TEACHERS TEACHING TEARS TELEGRAPH TELEPHONE TEMPER TEMPERANCE TEMPTATION TEN COMMANDMENTS THEATER THERMOMETER THIEVES THRIFT TIDES TIME TIPS TOURISTS TRADE TRADE MARKS TRADE UNIONS TRAMPS TRAVELERS TREES TRENCHES TROUBLE TRUTH

UMBRELLAS UNEXPECTED UNITED STATES

VACATIONS VALUE VANITY VEGETARIANS VENTILATION VOICE VOTING

WAGES WAR WEALTH WEATHER WEDDINGS WELSH WESTMINSTER ABBEY WHISKY WIDOWS WINDOWS WISDOM WISHES WITNESSES WIVES WOMAN WOMAN SUFFRAGE WOMAN'S RIGHTS WORK WORRY YOUTH ZONES

PREFACE

The success of the Toaster's Handbook has encourage d its publishers to compile another that will supplement it and bring it up-to-date. New subjects keep coming to the front, and the up-to-date toaster needs up-to-date stories to fit the up-to-date subjects. No public occasion of today is complete without its joke on the nineteenth amendment, the allied debts, the income tax, etc.

In offering the toasts,jokes,qthis second volumeuotations and stories in , the editor has endeavored to