Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 104, May 6, 1893

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The Project Gutenberg eBook, Punch, or the LondonCharivari, Volume 104, May 6, 1893, by Various,Edited by F. C. (Francis Cowley) BurnandThis eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and withalmost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away orre-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License includedwith this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.orgTitle: Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 104, May 6, 1893Author: VariousEditor: F. C. (Francis Cowley) BurnandRelease Date: August 28, 2008 [eBook #26454]Language: EnglishCharacter set encoding: ISO-8859-1***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI, VOLUME 104, MAY 6,1893*** E-text prepared by Lesley Halamek, Juliet Sutherland,and the Project Gutenberg Online Distributed Proofreading Team(http://www.pgdp.net) Punch, or the London CharivariVolume 104, May 6th 1893edited by Sir Francis BurnandA PATHETIC LAMENT.(Respectfully addressed to one of the Promoters of the Anti-Advertisement League by a Repentant Subscriber.)I.Being gifted with decent taste and a sensitive eye,I have never been much beguiledBy advertisements, crude in colour, and ten feet high(Which, in fact, I rather reviled);And, as for gigantic signs swinging up in the sky—They drove me perfectly wild!II.Then the lurid posters on paling and chimney-stackWere the terror of every town—Till a League was started by Mr. William BlackFor the purpose of putting them down;And ...

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Punch, or the London Charivari

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This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org Title: Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 104, May 6, 1893 Author: Various Editor: F. C. (Francis Cowley) Burnand Release Date: August 28, 2008 [eBook #26454] Language: English Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1 ***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI, VOLUME 104, MAY 6, 1893***  

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An Airy Nothing.—According to a Radical paper "the poor man's tobacco pays 10½ d. in the shilling to taxation, while the rich man's cigar pays only ½ d. in the shilling to taxation." This may be very true, but is the question worth discussing? It is sure to end in smoke!

How they are served in Servia.—Among some interesting items, a telegram informed us how "the Young King presided at a Council of Ministers. The ceremonial is the same as during his father's time, only two guards stand at the door, and refreshments are handed round at short intervals ." The italics are ours. Rather! What a pleasant Cabinet Council. Why isn't the convivial plan adopted here? Mr. G., in the chair, would knock the table with the hammer every ten minutes and call out, "Give your orders, Gents! the Waiter's in the room!" A real Harmonious Meeting.

'WITHOUT PREJUDICE.' "WITHOUT PREJUDICE. " Miss Jeannie ( to Elderly Spinster ). "I'm glad Maud is going to be Married to Sir Guy. I'm sure they'll be happy, they're so well Matched!" Elderly Spinster aforesaid ( who has had her eye on Sir Guy for the last two years ). "I don't at all agree with you. Sir Guy would have done far better to have chosen One of his own Height!"

'SCOT-FREE. ' "SCOT-FREE." Sir Henry Hawkins ( to Justice ). " I can't touch them. It's time You did!" [ See next page. ]

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Habeas Corpus Suspended.—What is wanted just now is a "J bez Corpus" Act.

TO BLACKHAM'S BOYS. ( The Australian Cricketers have arrived in England. ) Welcome, John McCarthy Blackham, And his boys! 'Tis safe to back 'em, Giffen, Bannerman, and Turner, To teach Bull—a cheerful learner! Austral Cricket "up to date." Bruce and Trumble—rather late— Owing to Lutetia's charms! Soon will join their chums in arms. Lyons and M'leod are ready; Dashing George and Alec steady, And the others, prompt to pitch 'em (Stumps) on the old sward at Mitcham. Punch will wish you all fair weather, And fair luck! Now, all together!!! May we meet 'em oft—and whack 'em Fairly—these brave boys of Blackham!

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Shakspearian Question to a Company.—( To be replied to in the negative. )—"What, are you Hansard yet?" ( Mer. of Venice , iv., 1.)

Song for an Emperor after a (Friendly) Visit to Canossa.— "Be it ever so humbling, there's no place like Rome!"

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Query at some Fashionable Sea-side Resort.—Do the unpleasant odours noticeable at certain times arise from the fact of the tide being high? If so, is the tide sometimes higher than usual, as the—ahem!—odours certainly are?

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