Non Veg Jokes

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• Publié par: MaahiBehl
• Publié le: 21 avril 2016
• Nombre de lectures: 5
• Langue: Deutsch

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Non Veg Jokes

सȯ्सकरनȯकȯबादपप ू बडȯशानसȯअपनीȯमकाकोबोला

पप ू जानȯनअबआपकोवोहोगाजसȯद ु नयाबचाकहतीहȰ : " "

लडक हȱसतȯ हए हाहाहा सालȯ अब तझȯ भी वो होगा जसȯ दनया एस कहती हȰ ु ,: " ुु  "

बȲताअपनȯदोतसȲतासȯसȯ्सकȯबारȯंबातकरतȯहएबोला ु  .

बȲताजगहनमलनȯकवजहसȯलोगसȯ्सनहȲकरपातȯ : " "

सȲताहाȱएकबारȯरȯसाथभीऐसाहहआथा : " ु  "

बȲताफिर : " ?"

सȲताफिर्यालडकनȯबतायाकजगहटाȲगोकȯबीचंहȰ : " "

Santa ki sadi hui suhag rat ke waqt wo apni biwi ko piche se karne laga

Biwi-suniye ji aage se karte hai.

Santa-tumhe kaise pata.

Biwi-jab me colledge me thi mujhe gunde utha kar le gaye the unho ne aage se kiya tha.

Santa-sale ye gunde bahut confuse karte hai jab mujhe le gaye the to piche se kiya tha...........

Wife in court: Ye muje bahot chodta h, maine es k sath nhi rhna

JUDG 2 Hsb: Kitni baar ?

Hsb: Raat ko sone se phle

adhi raat ko

subah chai se phle

chai p k

brkfst se phle

brkfast k baad

office jane se phle

dopahr office se aa k

lunch krke

sham ko office se aa k

fir chai p k

dinner se phle & dinner krne k baad..

Judge : Itni baar chod k tu bor ni hota ?

Husbd: Ji jab bor hota hu tab muth maar leta hu.

Ek Aadmi Ke Lund Ke Chaaro Taraf Ek Laal Rang Ka Ghera Ban Gaya Tha.

Pareshani Ki Haalat Mein Wo Doctor Ke Paas Gaya, Aur Nishaan Dikhaya.

Doctor:͞Koi Baat Nahi Ye Cream Lagao Agar Na Theek Hua To Dubara Dikha Lena͟

Kuch Din Baad Wahi Aadmi Phir Se Aa Gaya Aur Bola.

Aadmi:͞Doctor Sahab Ye To Theek Hi Nahi Ho Raha Koi Achhi Si Dawa Do͟

Doctor:͞Koi Baat Nahi Ye Doosari Cream Lagao, Theek Ho Jayega͟

3 Din Baad Vo Fir Se Vaapis Aa Gaya

Aadmi:͞Doctor Sahab, Please Kuch Ilaaz Karo Iska, Main Bahut Pareshaan Hun͟

Doctor:͞Hmm, Ye Lo Nayi Cream, Special America Se Aayi Hai, Ab Pakka Theek Ho Jayega͟

Thode Din Baad Fir Wahi Aadmi Rota Hua Doctor Ke Pass Aaya

Aadmi:͞Doctor Sahab, Ye To Ab Bhi Theek Nahi Hua͟

Doctor Ne Kuch Socha Aur Use Ek Lotion Diya Aur Bola

Doctor:͞Lo Is Baar Isko Laga Kar Dekho͟

Agle Din Hi Wo Aadmi Khushi Se Naachta Hua Doctor Ke Pass Aaya

Aadmi:͞Doctor Sahab Kamaal Ho Gaya Ye To Theek Ho Gaya, Is Baar Kon Si Dawa Di Thi͟

Doctor:͞Kuch Nahi Is Baar Lipstick Remover Diya Tha͞

Adult Poem :-

- Mohini aao khelenge

nahi aap hamari le lenge

-are yahi to pyar ki kasutii hai

nahi, meri bahut choti hai

-dekh tere liye es dil me kitta pyar bhara hai

nhi mujhe pta hai aapka bahut bada hai

-dekh ye tera husn nikhar dega

ji nhi ye meri GAND bhi phad dega

Source :Adult Jokes