Non Veg Jokes

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Publié le : jeudi 21 avril 2016
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Non Veg Jokes
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Santa ki sadi hui suhag rat ke waqt wo apni biwi ko piche se karne laga
Biwi-suniye ji aage se karte hai.
Santa-tumhe kaise pata.
Biwi-jab me colledge me thi mujhe gunde utha kar le gaye the unho ne aage se kiya tha.
Santa-sale ye gunde bahut confuse karte hai jab mujhe le gaye the to piche se kiya tha...........
Wife in court: Ye muje bahot chodta h, maine es k sath nhi rhna
JUDG 2 Hsb: Kitni baar ?
Hsb: Raat ko sone se phle
adhi raat ko
subah chai se phle
chai p k
brkfst se phle
brkfast k baad
office jane se phle
dopahr office se aa k
lunch krke
sham ko office se aa k
fir chai p k
dinner se phle & dinner krne k baad..
Judge : Itni baar chod k tu bor ni hota ?
Husbd: Ji jab bor hota hu tab muth maar leta hu.
Ek Aadmi Ke Lund Ke Chaaro Taraf Ek Laal Rang Ka Ghera Ban Gaya Tha.
Pareshani Ki Haalat Mein Wo Doctor Ke Paas Gaya, Aur Nishaan Dikhaya.
Doctor:͞Koi Baat Nahi Ye Cream Lagao Agar Na Theek Hua To Dubara Dikha Lena͟
Kuch Din Baad Wahi Aadmi Phir Se Aa Gaya Aur Bola.
Aadmi:͞Doctor Sahab Ye To Theek Hi Nahi Ho Raha Koi Achhi Si Dawa Do͟
Doctor:͞Koi Baat Nahi Ye Doosari Cream Lagao, Theek Ho Jayega͟
3 Din Baad Vo Fir Se Vaapis Aa Gaya
Aadmi:͞Doctor Sahab, Please Kuch Ilaaz Karo Iska, Main Bahut Pareshaan Hun͟
Doctor:͞Hmm, Ye Lo Nayi Cream, Special America Se Aayi Hai, Ab Pakka Theek Ho Jayega͟
Thode Din Baad Fir Wahi Aadmi Rota Hua Doctor Ke Pass Aaya
Aadmi:͞Doctor Sahab, Ye To Ab Bhi Theek Nahi Hua͟
Doctor Ne Kuch Socha Aur Use Ek Lotion Diya Aur Bola
Doctor:͞Lo Is Baar Isko Laga Kar Dekho͟
Agle Din Hi Wo Aadmi Khushi Se Naachta Hua Doctor Ke Pass Aaya
Aadmi:͞Doctor Sahab Kamaal Ho Gaya Ye To Theek Ho Gaya, Is Baar Kon Si Dawa Di Thi͟
Doctor:͞Kuch Nahi Is Baar Lipstick Remover Diya Tha͞
Adult Poem :-
- Mohini aao khelenge
nahi aap hamari le lenge
-are yahi to pyar ki kasutii hai
nahi, meri bahut choti hai
-dekh tere liye es dil me kitta pyar bhara hai
nhi mujhe pta hai aapka bahut bada hai
-dekh ye tera husn nikhar dega
ji nhi ye meri GAND bhi phad dega
Source :Adult Jokes
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