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Angels' Choir [Sort of a Chant to the Star of Bethlehem]
Brian Uhuhlk!
Gaspar Hrmhrm!
Mother falling off stool [Crash]
Mother Uhooh! Who are you?
Gaspar We are three wise men.
Mother What?
Melchior We are three wise men.
Mother Well, what are you doing creeping under a couch at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me.
Balthasar We are astrologists.
Melchior We have come from the East.
Mother Is this some kind of joke?
Gaspar We wish to praise the infant.
Melchior We must pay a homage to him.
Mother Homage? You're all drunk! It's disgusting! Out! Come on, out!
Gaspar No...
Mother Barge in here with tales about all the ancient fortune-tellers. Come on, out!
Gaspar No, no, we must see him!
Mother Go and praise someone else's brat! Go on!
Melchior We...we were led by a star!
Mother Led by a bottle more like! Go on, out!
Melchior Well, well, we must see him, we have brought presents!
Mother Out!
Gaspar Gold, frankincense, myrrh!
Mother Well, why didn't you say? He's over there. Sorry the place is a...bit of a mess. Well, what is myrrh anyway?
Balthasar It is a valuable balm.
Mother A balm?! What are you giving him a balm for? It might bite him!
Balthasar What?
Mother That's a dangerous animal! Quick, throw it in the trough!
Melchior No, it isn't!
Mother Yes, it is! It's great big uhug...
Gaspar No, no, no, it is an ointment.
Mother Oh, well, there is an animal called a balm, or did I dream it? So you're astrologists, are you? Well, what is he then?
Gaspar Hm?
Mother What star-sign is he?
Gaspar Ehm...capricorn.
Mother Ah, capricorn, eh? What are they like?
Gaspar Oh, well, he's the son of God, ah, Messiah.
Melchior King of the Jews!
Mother And that's capricorn, is it?
Gaspar Ehm, no, no, no, that's just him!
Mother Oh, that's good to say, otherwise there'd be a lot of them. Snhff.
Melchior By what name are you calling him?
Mother Uhm, Brian.
All three wise men We worship you, oh Brian, who are lord over us all. Praise unto you, Brian, and to the Lord, our
father. Amen.
Mother Do you do a lot of this, then?
Gaspar What?
Mother This praising.
Gaspar No, no...no, no.
Mother Oh, well, ehm, if you're dropping by again, do pop in, huh. And thanks a lot for the gold and frankincense, ahm, but
don't worry too much about the myrrh the next time, all right? Huh. Thank you! Goodbye!
Hen Gdisk!
Mother Well, were they nice? Hm! Out of their bloody minds, but still, look at that! Hohoho...hear! Hear! Here, that...that's
mine! Hey! Hey, you could hate me, hey! Ourrgh!
Angel's Choir [Chant to Jesus Christ]
Brian Aiihaih!
Mother Shut up!
Mother's hand striking Brian [Smack]
Brian Aih!
HANDMADE FILMS
presents
MONTY PYTHON'S
STARRING
AND
WRITTEN BY
GRAHAM CHAPMAN
JOHN CLEESE
TERRY GILLIAM
ERIC IDLE
TERRY JONES
MICHAEL PALIN
WITH
TERENCE BAYLOCK
CAROL CLEVELAND
KENNETH COLLEY
NEIL INNES
CHARLES McKEOLIN
GWEN TAYLOR
JOHN SOUND
SUE JONES-DAVIES
PETER BRETTY
JOHN CASE
CHRIS LANGHAM
CHRIS McLACHLAN
BERNARD McKENNA
AND
SPIKE MILLIGAN
---- of ---y
PETER BIZIOU
JOHN STAMER
1st ASSISTANT DIRECTOR JONATHAN BENSON
BRENDA LOADER
HUGH STRAIN
JOHN FOSTER
EDITOR
JULIAN DOYLE
SOUND RECORDIST
GARTH MARSHALL
MAKE UP AND HAIRDRESSING
MAGGIE WESTON
ELAINE ----
COSTUME DEPARTMENTS
NICK EDE / BILL PIERCE
SUB CABLE / ZOULEIKHA KTARI
LEILA TURRI
PROPS DEPARTMENTS
PETER GRANT
ARTHUR WICKS
JOHN MARGETTS
GORDON PHILLIPS
GEOFFREY HARTMAN
DARRYL PATTERSON
MAKE UP AND HAIRDRESSING
DEPARTMENTS
SUSAN FREAR / KENTEAS BRINTE
DIANA WEBBER / FATMA LAZIEI
FAOUZIA CHOUEA
ART DEPARTMENTS
ASS. ART DIRECTORS
PRODUCTION BUYERS
JOHN BEARD
PETER DUNLOP
MOHAMMED ----
HASSINE SOUFI
CONSTRUCTION MANAGERS
ROBIN PATTERSON
LOTFI LAYOURNI
SET DRESSER
HASSIN SOUFI
COSTUME DESIGN
HAZEL PETHIG
AND
CHARLES KNODE
ART DIRECTOR
ROGER CHRISTIAN
ASSOCIATE PRODUCER
TIM HAMPTON
DESIGN
AND
ANIMATION
TERRY
GILLIAM
EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS
GEORGE HARRISON
AND DENIS O'BRIEN
PRODUCED
BY
JOHN
GOLDSTONE
DIRECTED
BY
TERRY
JONES
Female Singer:
Brian, the babe they called Brian,
he grew, he grew, and grew,
grew up to be, grew up to be,
a boy called Brian. A boy called Brian,
he had arms, and legs, and head, and feet,
the boy, whose name was Brian.
Man sleeping on cloud falling Aaargh!
Female Singer:
And he grew, he grew, grew, and grew,