The Project Gutenberg EBook of Anthony Lyveden, by Dornford YatesThis eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it,give it away or re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included with this eBook or online atwww.gutenberg.netTitle: Anthony LyvedenAuthor: Dornford YatesRelease Date: January 5, 2009 [EBook #27684]Language: English*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK ANTHONY LYVEDEN ***Produced by Al HainesANTHONY LYVEDENBYDORNFORD YATESWARD, LOCK & CO., LIMITEDLONDON AND MELBOURNELibrary Editions of "Anthony Lyveden" First Published . . 1921 Reprinted . . . . 1922 Reprinted . . . . 1923 Reprinted . . . . 1925 Reprinted . . . . 1928 Reprinted . . . . 1929 Reprinted . . . . 1932 Reprinted . . . . 1935 Reprinted . . . . 1939 Reprinted . . . . 1942 Reprinted . . . . 1943 Reprinted . . . . 1944 Reprinted . . . . 1945MADE IN ENGLANDPrinted in Great Britain by Butler & Tanner Ltd., Frome and LondonTOELM TREE ROADwhose high walls, if they could talk, would tell so many pretty tales.CONTENTSCHAP.I THE WAY OF A MAN II THE WAY OF A MAID III THE VOICE OF THE TURTLE IV THE GOLDEN BOWL V AN HIGH LOOK AND A PROUD HEART VI THECOMFORT OF APPLES VII NEHUSHTAN VIII THE POWER OF THE DOG IX VANITY OF VANITIESCHAPTER ITHE WAY OF A MANMajor Anthony Lyveden, D.S.O., was waiting.For the second time in three minutes he glanced anxiously at his wrist and ...
The Project Gutenberg EBook of Anthony Lyveden, by Dornford Yates
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Title: Anthony Lyveden
Author: Dornford Yates
Release Date: January 5, 2009 [EBook #27684]
Language: English
*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK ANTHONY LYVEDEN ***
Produced by Al Haines
ANTHONY LYVEDEN
BY
DORNFORD YATES
WARD, LOCK & CO., LIMITED
LONDON AND MELBOURNE
Library Editions of "Anthony Lyveden"
First Published . . 1921
Reprinted . . . . 1922
Reprinted . . . . 1923
Reprinted . . . . 1925
Reprinted . . . . 1928
Reprinted . . . . 1929
Reprinted . . . . 1932
Reprinted . . . . 1935
Reprinted . . . . 1939
Reprinted . . . . 1942
Reprinted . . . . 1943
Reprinted . . . . 1944 Reprinted . . . . 1945
MADE IN ENGLAND
Printed in Great Britain by Butler & Tanner Ltd., Frome and LondonTO
ELM TREE ROAD
whose high walls, if they could talk, would tell so many pretty tales.CONTENTS
CHAP.
I THE WAY OF A MAN II THE WAY OF A MAID III THE VOICE OF THE TURTLE IV THE GOLDEN BOWL V AN HIGH LOOK AND A PROUD HEART VI THE
COMFORT OF APPLES VII NEHUSHTAN VIII THE POWER OF THE DOG IX VANITY OF VANITIESCHAPTER I
THE WAY OF A MAN
Major Anthony Lyveden, D.S.O., was waiting.
For the second time in three minutes he glanced anxiously at his wrist and then thrust his hand impatiently into a pocket.
When you have worn a wristwatch constantly for nearly six years, Time alone can accustom you to its absence. And at the
present moment Major Lyveden's watch was being fitted with a new strap. The pawnbroker to whom he had sold it that
morning for twenty-two shillings was no fool.
The ex-officer walked slowly on, glancing into the windows of shops. He wanted to know the time badly. Amid the shifting
press of foot-passengers a little white dog stuck to his heels resolutely. The sudden sight of a clock-maker's on the
opposite side of the thoroughfare proved magnetic. Pausing on the kerb to pick up the Sealyham, Lyveden crossed the
street without more ado….
Twenty-one minutes past three.
Slowly he put down the terrier and turned eastward. It was clear that he was expecting something or somebody.
It was a hot June day, and out of the welter of din and rumble the cool plash of falling water came to his straining ears
refreshingly. At once he considered the dog and, thankful for the distraction, stepped beneath the portico of a provision
store and indicated the marble basin with a gesture of invitation.
"Have a drink, old chap," he said kindly. "Look. Nice cool water for
Patch." And, with that, he stooped and dabbled his fingers in the pool.
Thus encouraged the little white dog advanced and lapped gratefully….
"Derby Result! Derby Result!"
The hoarse cry rang out above the metallic roar of the traffic.
Lyveden caught his breath sharply and then stepped out of the shelter of the portico on to the crowded pavement. He was
able to buy a paper almost immediately.
Eagerly he turned it about, to read the blurred words….
For a moment he stood staring, oblivious of all the world. Then he folded the sheet carefully, whistled to Patch, and strode
off westward with the step of a man who has a certain objective. At any rate, the suspense was over.
A later edition of an evening paper showed Major Anthony Lyveden that the horse which was carrying all that he had in
the world had lost his race by a head.
* * * * *
By rights Anthony should have been born about the seventh of March. A hunting accident to his father, however, ushered
him into the middle of the coldest January ever remembered, and that with such scant ceremony that his lady mother only
survived her husband by six and a half hours. When debts, funeral and testamentary expenses had been deducted from
his father's bank balance, the sum of twenty-three pounds nine shillings was all that was left, and this, with the threat of
royalties from one or two books, represented the baby's fortune. Jonathan Roach, bachelor, had risen to the occasion
and taken his sister's child.
Beyond remembering that he did handsomely by his nephew, bred him as became his family, sent him to Harrow and
Oxford, and procured him a commission in the Royal Regiment of Artillery before most of the boy's compeers had posted
their applications to the War Office, with the living Jonathan Roach we are no further concerned.
The old gentleman's will shall speak for itself and the man who made it.
THIS IS THE LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT of me, Jonathan Roach, of 75 Princes Gardens, in the County of
London, Esquire. I give, devise, and bequeath all my real and personal estate of every description unto my nephew
Anthony Lyveden absolutely, provided that and so soon as my said nephew shall receive the honour of Knighthood or
some higher dignity….
Anthony received the news while the guns, which he was temporarily commanding, were hammering at the gates of
Gaza. He read the letter carefully twice. Then he stuffed it into a cross-pocket and straightway burst into song. That the air
he selected was a music-hall ditty was typical of the man.
Curiously enough, it was the same number that he was whistling under his breath as he strode into Hyde Park this Juneafternoon.
Patch, who had never been out of London, thought the world of the Parks. After the barren pavements, for him the great
greenswards made up a Land of Promise more than fulfilled. The magic carpet of the grass, stuffed with a million scents,
was his Elysium. A bookworm made free of the Bodleian could not have been more exultant. The many trees, too, were
more accessible, and there were other dogs to frolic with, and traffic, apparently, was not allowed.
When he had walked well into the Park, Lyveden made for a solitary chair and sat himself down in the sun. For a while he
remained wrapped in meditation, abstractedly watching the terrier stray to and fro, nosing the adjacent turf with the
assiduity of a fond connoisseur.
For nine long months the ex-officer had sought employment, indoor or outdoor, congenial or uncongenial. The quest was
vain. Once he had broached the matter haltingly to an influential acquaintance. The latter's reception of his distress had
been so startlingly obnoxious that he would have died rather than repeat the venture. Then Smith of Dale's, Old Bond
Street—Smith, who had cut his hair since he was a boy, and was his fast friend—had told him of Blue Moon.
There is more racing chatter to be heard at the great hairdressers' than almost anywhere else outside a race-course.
Some of it is worth hearing, most of it is valueless. The difficulty, as elsewhere, is to sift the wheat from the chaff.
According to Smith, Blue Moon was being kept extremely quiet. Certainly the horse was little mentioned. Lyveden had
never heard his name. And thirty-three to one was a long price….
Lyveden pricked up his ears, and Smith became frightened. He was genuinely attached to his young customer, and knew
that he was in low water. He begged him not to be rash….
After some careful calculations, which he made upon a sheet of club note-paper, Lyveden came to the conclusion that
thirty-three birds in the bush were better than one in the hand. Reckoning a bird at one hundred pounds and Lyveden's
available assets at the same number of guineas, who is to say he was wrong?
At twenty minutes to five on the eve of the Derby, Lyveden handed a protesting Smith one hundred and one pounds, to be
invested on Blue Moon—"to win only." The odd note was to bring Smith his reward.
A big bookmaker whom Smith was shaving as usual, at a quarter-past six, accepted the commission, pocketed the
notes with a sigh, and gave the master-barber forty to one.
Four thousand pounds—in the bush.
That his thirty-three nebulous birds had become forty before they took flight, Anthony never knew. A man whose sole
assets are a Sealyham, a very few clothes, and twenty-two shillings and sixpence, does not, as a rule, go to Dale's.
"Young fellow, come here."
Patch came gaily, and Lyveden set him upon his knee.
"Listen," he said. "Once upon a time there was a fool, who came back from the War. It was extremely foolish, but then,
you see, Patch, he was a fool. Well, after a while he began to feel very lonely. He'd no relations, and what friends he'd had
in the old days had disappeared. So he got him a dog—this fool, a little white scrap of a dog with a black patch." The
terrier recognized his name and made a dab at the firm chin. "Steady! Well, yes—you're right. It was a great move. For
the little white dog was really a fairy prince in disguise—such a pretty disguise—and straightway led the fool into
Paradise. Indeed, they were so happy together, the fool and the dog, that, though no work came along, nothing mattered.
You see, it was a fool's paradise. That was natural. The result was that one day the fool lifted up his eyes, and there was
a great big finger-post, pointing the way they were going. And it said WAY OUT. The dog couldn't read, so it didn't worry
him; but the fool could, and fear smote upon his heart. In fact, he got desperate, poor fool. Of course, if he'd had any
sense, he'd 've walked slower than ever or even tried to turn round. Instead of that, he ran. Think of it, Patch. Ran." The
emotion of his speech was infectious, and the terrier began to pant. "Was there ever quite such a fool? And before they
knew where they were, the two were without the gates. And there"—the voice became strained, and Lyveden hesitated
—"there were … two paths … going different ways. And by each path was a notice-board. And one said NO DOGS
ALLOWED. And the other said NO FOOLS ALLOWED. And there were only the two paths. Patch … going different
ways…."
The approach of a peripatetic tax-collector brought the allegory to an end.
Anthony paid for his occupation of the chair in silence, and the
collector plod