As Seen By Me

Lilian Bell

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• Publié le: 08 décembre 2010
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• Langue: English

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The Project Gutenberg EBook of As Seen By Me, by Lilian Bell This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.net Title: As Seen By Me Author: Lilian Bell Release Date: May 23, 2004 [EBook #12416] Language: English Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1 *** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK AS SEEN BY ME *** Produced by Clare Boothby, Ben Harris and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team. THE FAMOUS RELIEF OF CLEOPATRA AT TEMPLE OF DENDERAH As Seen By Me Lilian Bell 1900 By LILIAN BELL. THE INSTINCT OF STEP-FATHERHOOD. A Novel. 16mo, Cloth, $1.25. A LITTLE SISTER TO THE WILDERNESS. A Novel. 16mo, Cloth, $1.25. THE LOVE AFFAIRS OF AN OLD MAID. 16mo, Cloth, $1.25. THE UNDER SIDE OF THINGS. 16mo, Cloth, $1.25. FROM A GIRL'S POINT OF VIEW. 16mo, Cloth, $1.25. TO THAT MOST INTERESTING SPECK OF HUMANITY, ALL PERPETUAL MOTION AND KINDLING INTELLIGENCE AND SWEETNESS UNSPEAKABLE, MY LITTLE NEPHEW BILLY ABSENCE FROM WHOM RACKED MY SPIRIT WITH ITS MOST UNAPPEASABLE PANGS OF HOMESICKNESS, AND WHOSE CONSTANT PRESENCE IN MY STUDY SINCE MY RETURN HAS SPARED THE PUBLIC NO SMALL AMOUNT OF PAIN AUTHOR'S APOLOGY The frank conceit of the title to this book will, I hope, not prejudice my friends against it, and will serve not only to excuse my being my own Boswell, but will fasten the blame of all inaccuracies, if such there be, upon the offender—myself. This is not a continuous narrative of a continuous journey, but covers two years of travel over some thirty thousand miles, and presents peoples and things, not as you saw them, perhaps, or as they really are, but only As Seen By Me. CONTENTS CHAPTER I. FIRST LETTER—ON THE WAY II. LONDON III. PARIS IV. ON BOARD THE YACHT "HELA" V. VILNA, RUSSIA VI. ST. PETERSBURG VII. RUSSIA VIII. MOSCOW IX. CONSTANTINOPLE X. CAIRO XI. THE NILE XII. GREECE XIII. NAPLES XIV. ROME I FIRST LETTER—ON THE WAY In this day and generation, when everybody goes to Europe, it is difficult to discover the only person who never has been there. But I am that one, and therefore the stir it occasioned in the bosom of my amiable family when I announced that I, too, was about to join the vast majority, is not easy to imagine. But if you think that I at once became a person of importance it only goes to show that you do not know the family. My mother, to be sure, hovered around me the way she does when she thinks I am going into typhoid fever. I never have had typhoid fever, but she is always on the watch for it, and if it ever comes it will not catch her napping. She will meet it half-way. And lest it elude her watchfulness, she minutely questions every pain which assails any one of us, for fear, it may be her dreaded foe. Yet when my sister's blessed lamb baby had it before he was a year old, and after he had got well and I was not afraid he would be struck dead for my wickedness, I said to her, "Well, mamma, you must have taken solid comfort out of the first real chance you ever had at your pet fever," she said I ought to be ashamed of myself. My father began to explain international banking to me as his share in my preparations, but I utterly discouraged him by asking the difference between a check and a note. He said I reminded him of the juryman who asked the difference between plaintiff and defendant. I soothed him by assuring him that I knew I would always find somebody to go to the bank with me. "Most likely 'twill be Providence, then, as He watches over children and fools," said my cousin, with what George Eliot calls "the brutal candor of a near relation." My brother-in-law lent me ten Baedekers, and offered his hampers and French trunks to me with such reckless generosity that I had to get my sister to stop him so that I wouldn't hurt his feelings by refusing. My sister said, "I am perfectly sure, mamma, that if I don't go with her, she will go about with an ecstatic smile on her face, and let herself get cheated and lost, and she would just as soon as not tell everybody that she had never been abroad before. She has no pride." "Then you had better come along and take care of me and see that I don't disgrace you," I urged. "Really, mamma, I do think I had better go," said my sister. So she actually consented to leave husband and baby in order to go and take care of me. I do assure you, however, that I have bought all the tickets, and carried the common purse, and got her through the custom-houses, and arranged prices thus far. But she does pack my trunks and make out the laundry lists—I will say that for her. My brother's contribution to my comfort was in this wise: He said, "You must have a few more lessons on your wheel before you go, and I'll take you out for a lesson to-morrow if you'll get up and go at six o'clock in the morning—that is, if you'll wear gloves. But you mortify me half to death riding without gloves." "Nobody sees me but milkmen," I said, humbly. "Well, what will the milkmen think?" said my brother. "Mercy on us, I never thought of that," I said. "My gloves are all pretty tight when one has to grip one's handle-bars as fiercely as I do. But I'll get large ones. What tint do you think milkmen care the most for?" He sniffed. "Well, I'll go and I'll wear gloves," I said, "but if I fall off, remember it will be on account of the gloves." "You always do fall off," he said, with patient resignation. "I've seen you fall off that wheel in more different directions than it has spokes." "I don't exactly fall," I explained, carefully. "I feel myself going and then I get off." I was ready at six the next morning, and I wore gloves. "Now, don't ride into the holes in the street"—one is obliged to give such instructions in Chicago—"and don't look at anything you see. Don't be afraid. You're all right. Now, then! You're off!" "Oh, Teddy, don't ride so close to me," I quavered. "I'm forty feet away from you," he said. "Then double it," I said. "You're choking me by your proximity." "Let's cross the railroad tracks just for practice," he said, when it was too late for me to expostulate. "Stand up on your pedals and ride fast, and—" "Hold on, please do," I shrieked. "I'm falling off. Get out of my way. I seem to be turning—" He scorched ahead, and I headed straight for the switchman's hut, rounded it neatly, and leaned myself and my wheel against the side of it, helpless with laughter. A red Irish face, with a short black pipe in its mouth, thrust itself out of the tiny window just in front of me, and a voice with a rich brogue exclaimed: "As purty a bit of riding as iver Oi see!" "Wasn't it?" I cried. "You couldn't do it." "Oi wouldn't thry! Oi'd rather tackle a railroad train going at full spheed thin wan av thim runaway critturs." "Get down from there," hissed my brother so close to my ear that it made me bite my tongue. I obediently scrambled down. Ted's face was very red. "You ought to be ashamed of yourself to enter into immediate conversation with a man like that. What do you suppose that man thought of you?" "Oh, perhaps he saw my gloves and took me for a lady," I pleaded. Ted grinned and assisted me to mount. When I successfully turned the corner by making Ted fall back out of sight, we rode away along the boulevard in silence for a while, for my conversation when I am on a wheel is generally limited to shrieks, ejaculations, and snatches of prayer. I never talk to be amusing. "I say," said my brother, hesitatingly, "I wear a No. 8 glove and a No. 10 stocking." "I've always thought you had large hands and feet," I said, ignoring the hint. He giggled. "No, now, really. I wish you'd write that down somewhere. You can get those things so cheap in Paris." "You are supposing the case of my return, or of Christmas intervening, or—a present of some kind, I suppose." "Well, no; not exactly. Although you know I am always broke—" "Don't I, though?" "And that I am still in debt—" "Because papa insists upon your putting some money in the bank every month—" "Yes, and the result is that I never get my head above water. I owe you twenty now." "Which I never expect to recover, because you know I always get silly about Christmas and 'forgive thee thy debts.'" "You're awful good—" he began. "But I'll be better if I bring you gloves and silk stockings." "I'll give you the money!" he said, heroically. "Will you borrow it of me or of mamma?" I asked, with a chuckle at the family financiering which always goes on in this manner. "Now don't make fun of me! You don't know what it is to be hard up." "Don't I, though?" I said, indignantly. "Oh—oh! Catch me!" He seized my handle-bar and righted me before I fell off. "See what you did by saying I never was hard up," I said. "I'll tell you what, Teddy. You needn't give me the money. I'll bring you some gloves and stockings!" "Oh, I say, honest? Oh, but you're the right kind of a sister! I'll never forget that as long as I live. You do look so nice on your wheel. You sit so straight and—" I saw a milkman coming. We three were the only objects in sight, yet I headed for him. "Get out of my way," I shrieked at him. "I'm a beginner. Turn off!" He lashed his horse and cut down a side street. "What a narrow escape," I sighed. "How glad I am I happened to think of that." I looked up pleasantly at Ted. He was biting his lips and he looked raging. "You are the most hopeless girl I ever saw!" he burst out. "I wish you didn't own a wheel." "I don't," I said. "The wheel owns me." "You haven't the manners of—" "Stockings," I said, looking straight ahead. "Silk stockings with polka dots embroidered on them, No. 10." Ted looked sheepish. "I ride so well," I proceeded. "I sit up so straight and look so nice." No answer. "Gloves," I went on, still without looking at him. "White and pearl ones for evening, and russet gloves for the street, No. 8." "Oh, quit, won't you? I'm sorr