Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 104, April 15, 1893

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The Project Gutenberg eBook, Punch, or the LondonCharivari, Vol. 104, April 15, 1893, by Various, Editedby Francis BurnandThis eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and withalmost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away orre-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License includedwith this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.orgTitle: Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 104, April 15, 1893Author: VariousEditor: Francis BurnandRelease Date: November 24, 2007 [eBook #23604]Language: EnglishCharacter set encoding: ISO-8859-1***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI, VOL. 104, APRIL 15,1893*** E-text prepared by Lesley Halamek, Juliet Sutherland,and the Project Gutenberg Online Distributed Proofreading Team(http://www.pgdp.net) PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARIVolume 104, April 15th 1893Edited by Sir Francis BurnandPERILOUS POSITION OF A GALLANT OFFICER OF VOLUNTEERS.PERILOUS POSITION OF A GALLANT OFFICER OF VOLUNTEERS.On a recent March, who (ever thoughtful for the comfort of his hired Charger) chooses the cooling waters ofthe Ford in preference to the Bridge."Here! Hi! Help, Somebody! Hold on! I mean Halt! He won't come out, and he wants to Lie Down, and I believehe's going to Rear!"POLITICAL MEETINGS.A Crowded, gas-lit, stuffy hall,A prosy speaker, such a duffer,A mob that loves to stamp and bawl,Noise, suffocation—how I suffer!What is he saying? "Mr. G.Attacks the British ...

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PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI

This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org Title: Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 104, April 15, 1893 Author: Various Editor: Francis Burnand Release Date: November 24, 2007 [eBook #23604] Language: English Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1 ***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI, VOL. 104, APRIL 15, 1893***  

 

Volume 104, April 15th 1893

Edited by Sir Francis Burnand

PERILOUS POSITION OF AGALLANT OFFICER OF VOLUNTEERS.

PERILOUS POSITION OF A GALLANT OFFICER OF VOLUNTEERS.

On a recent March, who(ever thoughtful for the comfort of his hired Charger)chooses the cooling waters of the Ford in preference to the Bridge.

"Here! Hi! Help, Somebody! Hold on! I mean Halt! He won't come out, and he wants to Lie Down, and I believe he's going to Rear!"

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For if you should fall into fun, You might lapse into manly good-nature, And then—well your course would be run! No,—study up spleen's nomenclature; Learn all the mad logic of hate, And then, though your style be like skilly, Your sense frothy Styx in full spate. And your maxims portentously silly; You will find party scope for your pen, Coin meanness and malice to money; But sour dulness must keep to his den, And never be funny.

Party zealots will pardon your spite, If against their opponents it sputters, The way a (word) foeman to fight, Is to misrepresent all he utters. That does not need wisdom or wit, (Ye poor party-scribes, what a blessing!) No clean knightly sword, but a spit Is the weapon for mangling and messing; Wield that, like a cudgel-armed rough Blent with ruthless bravo,—such are numerous!— Lie, slander, spout pitiful stuff, But—beware of the humorous!

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THE FOXAND THE GUINEA-PIGS.

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