101 Christmas Crackers

James Alexander

Description

Yes, they make us groan and roll our eyes and plead "Stop!", but corny Christmas cracker jokes still make us laugh! Here are 101 of the best, the worst and the cheesiest jokes for the festive season, guaranteed to make Christmas go with a bang!

Sujets

• Humour

Informations

• Publié par: Crombie Jardine Publishing Limited
• Date de parution: 19 novembre 2012
• Nombre de lectures: 0
• EAN13: 9781291146660
• Langue: English

Extrait

Introduction
 

Yes, they make us groan and roll our eyes and plead “Stop!”, but corny Christmas cracker jokes still make us laugh!
 
Here are 101 of the best, the worst and the cheesiest jokes for the festive season, guaranteed to make Christmas go with a bang!
 

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1
 

Christmas: that time of year when we all want the past forgotten and the present remembered...
 
2
 

Did you hear the one about the dyslexic Satanist?

He sold his soul to Santa!
 
3
 

Rudolph warned the others before telling his favourite jokes...

“These jokes will sleigh you!”
 
4
 

Did Santa’s little helpers go to an ordinary school?

No, they were elf-taught.
 
5
 

How do snowmen get around?

They ride an icicle.
 
6
 

Why were two of Santa’s reindeer originally both called Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.
 
7
 

How long does it take for a candle to burn down?

About a wick.
 
8
 

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?

Deep and crisp and even.
 
9
 

How does Santa take his photos?

With his North Pole-aroid, of course!
 
10
 

What does Santa do when an elf gets fat?

He sends him to an elf farm.
 
11
 

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Oakham!
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithful!
 
12
 

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Wayne!
Wayne who?
Wayne in a manager...
 
13
 

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Hosanna!
Hosanna who?
How’s Sanna gonna get down the chimney?