GoldenBoy Fixes the Euro Crisis PR Newswire LONDON, June 29, 2012 LONDON, June 29, 2012 /PRNewswire/ -- With Spain going cap in hand to the European Central Bank and 15 major European banks having their credit downgraded, many of my followers are asking me what happens next and what we can do to fix the debt crisis before Italy goes down the toilet as well. Well, it's actually quite simple. What economists have been puzzling over for many years, GoldenBoy solved in 10 minutes. In 1997, while we were dancing along to Barbie Girl by Aqua, the Eurozone governments were coming up with strict rules for every country that wanted to join the single currency. All hail the Euro, which was finally launched in 1999, while we were all still dancing, but now along to Flat Beat by Mr Oizo. When they decided who to let in, they couldn't find their strict rules, so they just made them up as they went along. In 2008 we stopped dancing. The financial crisis had kicked in. Banks were starting to fall apart. Dizzee Rascal's plea to 'Dance Wiv Me' fell on deaf ears. Since then, the crises have arrived as regularly as the number 16 bus - ie. There's none for a while and then three shows up at once! By 2012 the Eurozone on the verge of collapse and still no one is dancing, although with Cheryl Cole riding high in the charts GoldenBoy doesn't blame anyone! Looking to the last few years and reading the tea leaves, it's obvious that there's no point in continuing to chuck money at the problem.