Step 4 is to publish these twenty-one papers on your personal website

Peter

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Step 4 is to publish these twenty-one papers on your

personal website!

Peter Achterberg

To delve deeply into h-index is an exciting adventure. Underestimate h-index at your peril. Given that its

influence pervades our society, h-index is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds

famous painters. The juxtapositioning of h-index with fundamental economic, social and political strategic

conflict draws criticism from the aristocracy, who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable

battle for hearts and minds. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine

each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.

Social Factors

Society is our own everyday reality. The immortal and indispensable phrase ‘honesty is the best policy’ [1]

created a monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. A society without h-index is like

a society without knowledge, in that it demonstrates a coherent approach, something so lacking in our

culture, that it is not recognised by all.

Some analysts have been tempted to disregard h-index. I haven’t. It grows stonger every day.

Economic Factors

Increasingly economic growth and innovation are being attributed to h-index. We shall examine the

Simple-Many-Pies model, as is standard in this case.

Inflation

h-index

The results displayed in the graph are too clear to be ignored. Clearly inflation cannot sustain this

instability for long. The financial press seems unable to make up its mind on these issues which unsettles

investors.

Political Factors

Politics was once a game featuring competitors from elite classes. Comparing international relations since

the end of the century can be like observing the vote of the man in the street with that of one more

accustomed to h-index.

One quote comes instantly to mind when examining this topic. I mean of course the words of one of the

great political analysts Maximilian T. Time 'I don't believe in ghosts, but I do believe in democracy.' [2]

Amazingly, he new nothing of h-index until he was well into his thirties. Both spectacular failure and

unequaled political accomplishment may be accredited to h-index.

One of the great ironies of this age is h-index. Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

Conclusion

What can we conclude? Well, h-index is, to use the language of the streets 'Super Cool.' It questions,

ensures financial stability and never hides.

I will leave you with the words of Hollywood's Macaulay Paltrow: 'It's been nice educating you.' [3]

References

Achterberg, P. (2010). Artificially raising my H-index.

Transsylvanian journal of sociology, 12

(2), 34-46.

Achterberg, P. (2010). Still artificially raising my H-index.

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(2), 47-

59.

Achterberg, P. (2010). Yep, I'm artificially raising my H-index.

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(2),

62-74.

Achterberg, P. (2010). It's working, as you can see, my H-index is rising spectacularly.

Transsylvanian

journal of sociology, 12

(3), 147-159.

Achterberg, P. (2010). I'm doing a tremendous job here - not publishing any articles but my H-index is

rising like hell.

Transsylvanian journal of sociology, 12

(3), 160-162.

Achterberg, P. (2010). By the time you're reading this, you must also be convinced that the H-index can

be easily altered.

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(3), 163-165.

Achterberg, P. (2010). If you still cannot believe it, then just deselect all my TJOS publications, and you'll

see I'm right.

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(3), 166-168.

Achterberg, P. (2010). How do you actually raise your H-index?

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12

(3), 169-171.

Achterberg, P. (2010). Well it is not difficult at all - not at all!

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(4),

201-202.

Achterberg, P. (2010). Step 1 is to get your personal website into Google scholar.

Transsylvanian journal

of sociology, 12

(4), 203-204.

Achterberg, P. (2010). Step 2 is to write twenty-one papers, well, just act like you're writing them, you

might as well write about the things you need to buy in the supermarket.

Transsylvanian journal of

sociology, 12

(4), 205-206.

Achterberg, P. (2010). Step 3 is to make crossreferences to these papers in these papers : all papers

must refer to all other papers!

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(4), 207-208.

Achterberg, P. (2010). Step 4 is to publish these twenty-one papers on your personal website!

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(4), 209-210.

Achterberg, P. (2010). Step 5 be sure to make some weblinks to these twenty-one papers on your

website!

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(4), 211-212.

Achterberg, P. (2010). Step 6 is to wait for google scholar to find your papers and index them.

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(4), 213-214.

Achterberg, P. (2010). And that's it - it only takes six lousy steps to do it

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sociology, 12

(4), 215-216.

Achterberg, P. (2010). Remarkable, isn't it? .

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(4), 217-218.

Achterberg, P. (2010). It makes one wonder why people attach any value to this type of indicators for

scientific impact.

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(4), 219-220.

Achterberg, P. (2010). I surely do not think H-indices are very informative when assessing someone's

scientific impact.

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(4), 221-222.

Achterberg, P. (2010). But people who do not agree with me, might consider me a very important

sociologist.

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(4), 223-224.

Achterberg, P. (2010). Who publishes a lot of papers in non-existent scientific journals, and gets cited in

these journals as well.

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(4), 225-226.