The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Dragon of Wantley, by Owen WisterThis eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and withalmost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away orre-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License includedwith this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.netTitle: The Dragon of WantleyHis TaleAuthor: Owen WisterIllustrator: John StewardsonRelease Date: August 28, 2008 [EBook #26448]Language: English*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE DRAGON OF WANTLEY ***Produced by Irma Spehar and the Online DistributedProofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net (This file wasproduced from images generously made available by TheInternet Archive/American Libraries.)Transcriber's NoteDue to the nature of illustrations, this file is best viewed in Firefox 3 or Internet Explorer 7. The illustrationsmight appear slightly shifted in other browsers.T H ED R A G O NO FW A N T L E YH I S T A L EBy Owen WisterIllustrations by John StewardsonSECOND EDITIONPhiladelphiaJ·B·LIPPINCOTTJ·B·LIPPINCOTTCOMPANY1895TOMY ANCIENT PLAYMATES IN APPIANWAY CAMBRIDGE THIS LIKELYSTORY IS DEDICATED FOR REASONSBEST KNOWN TO THEMSELVESPrefaceWhen Betsinda held the RoseAnd the Ring decked Giglio’s fingerThackeray! ’twas sport to lingerWith thy wise, gay-hearted prose.Books were merry, goodness knows!When Betsinda held the Rose.Who but foggy drudglings dozeWhile Rob Gilpin toasts thy witches,While the Ghost ...
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Title: The Dragon of Wantley
His Tale
Author: Owen Wister
Illustrator: John Stewardson
Release Date: August 28, 2008 [EBook #26448]
Language: English
*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK
THE DRAGON OF WANTLEY ***Produced by Irma Spehar and the Online Distributed
Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net (This file
was
produced from images generously made available by
The
Internet Archive/American Libraries.)
Transcriber's Note
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illustrations might appear slightly shifted in other
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THE
DRAGON
OF
WANTLEY
HIS TALEBy Owen Wister
Illustrations by John Stewardson
SECOND EDITION
Philadelphia
J·B·LIPPINCOTT
COMPANY
1895
TO
MY ANCIENT PLAYMATES IN APPIAN
WAY CAMBRIDGE THIS LIKELY
STORY IS DEDICATED FOR REASONS
BEST KNOWN TO THEMSELVES
Preface
When Betsinda held the Rose
And the Ring decked Giglio’s finger
Thackeray! ’twas sport to linger
With thy wise, gay-hearted prose.
Books were merry, goodness knows!
When Betsinda held the Rose.
Who but foggy drudglings doze
While Rob Gilpin toasts thy witches,
While the Ghost waylays thy breeches,
Ingoldsby? Such tales as those
Exorcised our peevish woes
When Betsinda held the Rose.
Realism, thou specious pose!Haply it is good we met thee;
But, passed by, we’ll scarce regret thee;
For we love the light that glows
Where Queen Fancy’s pageant goes,
And Betsinda holds the Rose.
Shall we dare it? Then let’s close
Doors to-night on things statistic,
Seek the hearth in circle mystic,
Till the conjured fire-light shows
Where Youth’s bubbling Fountain flows,
And Betsinda holds the Rose.
Preface to the Second Edition
We two—the author and his illustrator—did not know
what we had done until the newspapers told us. But
the press has explained it in the following poised and
consistent criticism:
“Too many suggestions of profanity.”
—Congregationalist, Boston, 8 Dec. ’92.
“It ought to be the delight of the nursery.”
—National Tribune, Washington, 22 Dec. ’92.
“Grotesque and horrible.”
—Zion’s Herald, Boston, 21 Dec. ’92.
“Some excellent moral lessons.”
—Citizen, Brooklyn, 27 Nov. ’92.
“If it has any lesson to teach, we have been unable to
find it.”—Independent, New York, 10 Nov. ’92.
“The story is a familiar one.”
—Detroit Free Press, 28 Nov. ’92.
“Refreshingly novel.”
—Cincinnati Commercial Gazette, 17 Dec. ’92.
“It is a burlesque.”
—Atlantic Monthly, Dec. ’92.
“All those who love lessons drawn from life will enjoy
this book.”
—Christian Advocate, Cincinnati, 2 Nov. ’92.
“The style of this production is difficult to define.”
—Court Journal, London, 26 Nov. ’92.
“One wonders why writer and artist should put so
much labor on a production which seems to have so
little reason for existence.”
—Herald and Presbyterian, Cincinnati.
Now the public knows exactly what sort of book this is,
and we cannot be held responsible.
Table of Contents
CHAPTER I.
PA
GE
How Sir Godfrey came to lose his Temper 19
CHAPTER II.How his Daughter, Miss Elaine, behaved herself i
35
n Consequence
CHAPTER III.
Reveals the Dragon in his Den 52
CHAPTER IV.
Tells you more about Him than was ever told befo
62
re to Anybody
CHAPTER V.
In which the Hero makes his First Appearance an
77
d is Locked Up immediately
CHAPTER VI.
In which Miss Elaine loses her Heart, and finds S
91
omething of the Greatest Importance
CHAPTER VII.
Shows what Curious Things you may see, if you d 11
on’t go to Bed when you are sent 3
CHAPTER VIII.
Contains a Dilemma with two simply egregious Ho 13
rns 6
CHAPTER IX.
Leaves much Room for guessing about Chapter T 16
en 8
CHAPTER X.
18
The great White Christmas at Wantley
7
List of Illustrations
Page
Ornamented title 3Copyright notice 4
Head-piece—Preface 7
Head-piece—Preface to the Second Edition 9
Head-piece—Table of Contents 11
Head-piece—List of Illustrations 13
Half-title to Chapter I 17
Head-piece to Chapter I 19
Popham awaiteth the Result with Dignity 27
The Baron pursueth Whelpdale into the Buttery 32
Tail-piece to Chapter I 33
Half-title to Chapter II 34
Head-piece to Chapter II 35
Sir Godfrey maketh him ready for the Bath 39
Sir Godfrey getteth into his Bath 41
Mistletoe consulteth the Cooking Book 43
Elaine maketh an unexpected Remark 49
Half-title to Chapter III 51
Head-piece to Chapter III 52
Hubert sweepeth the Steps 55
Half-title to Chapter IV 61
Head-piece to Chapter IV 62
Hubert looketh out of the Window 69
Tail-piece to Chapter IV 75
Half-title to Chapter V 76
Head-piece to Chapter V 77
Geoffrey replieth with deplorable Flippancy to F
84
ather AnselmTail-piece to Chapter V 89
Half-title to Chapter VI 90
Head-piece to Chapter VI 91
The Baron setteth forth his Plan for circumventi
96
ng the Dragon
Geoffrey tuggeth at the Bars 101
Tail-piece to Chapter VI 111
Half-title to Chapter VII 112
Head-piece to Chapter VII 113
Elaine cometh into the Cellar 120
Geoffrey goeth to meet the Dragon 128
Half-title to Chapter VIII 135
Head-piece to Chapter VIII 136
The Dragon thinketh to slake his Thirst 142
The Dragon perceiveth Himself to be Entrappe
148
d
155, 1
A Noise in the Cellar
56
Half-title to Chapter IX 167
Head-piece to Chapter IX 168
Sir Francis decideth to go down again 176
Brother Hubert goeth back to Oyster-le-Main fo
181
r the last Time
Tail-piece to Chapter IX 185
Half-title to Chapter X 186
Head-piece to Chapter X 187
Sir Thomas de Brie hastens to accept the Baro
192
n’s polite InvitationThe Court-yard 198
The Dragon maketh his last Appearance 203
L’Envoi 208
QUI NE SAULTE SAULTE SERA
here was something wrong in the cellar at Wantley
Manor. Little Whelpdale knew it, for he was Buttons,
and Buttons always knows what is being done with the
wine, though he may look as if he did not. And old
Popham knew it, too. He was Butler, and responsible
to Sir Godfrey for all the brandy, and ale, and cider,
and mead, and canary, and other strong waters there
were in the house.
Now, Sir Godfrey Disseisin, fourth Baron of Wantley,
and immediate tenant by knight-service to His Majesty
King John of England, was particular about his dogs,
and particular about his horses, and about his only
daughter and his boy Roland, and had been very
particular indeed about his wife, who, I am sorry to
say, did not live long. But all this was nothing to the
fuss he made about his wine. When the claret was not
warm enough, or the Moselle wine was not cool
enough, you could hear him roaring all over the house;
for, though generous in heart and a staunch
Churchman, he was immoderately choleric. Very
often, when Sir Godfrey fell into one of his rages at
dinner, old Popham, standing behind his chair,
trembled so violently that his calves would shake