U.S. 'A' Today 'b' Tomorrow

Description

Making America Great Again means admitting you're no longer the best and unfortunately for the rest of the world the U.S. Political systems foibles and weaknesses have been clearly demonstrated as being able to achieve at least that much: a perpetual opportunity for improvement.

With elan, alarm, and alacrity RickthePoetWarrior uses wit, prose, and rhyme to to point to some of the more 'unique, stupefying, and asinine politicians, policies and procedures produced in the good old you-is-say.

Sujets

• Political Science

Informations

• Publié par: eBookIt.com
• Date de parution: 18 février 2021
• Nombre de lectures: 0
• EAN13: 9781987896732
• Langue: English
• Poids de l'ouvrage: 3 Mo

Extrait


This is a work of fiction. The events and characters described herein are imaginary and are not intended to refer to specific places or living persons. The opinions expressed in this manuscript are solely the opinions of the author and do not represent the opinions or thoughts of the publisher. The author has represented and warranted full ownership and/or legal right to publish all the materials in this book.
 
U.S. ‘A’ TODAY ‘b’ Tomorrow
RickthePoetWarrior
 
All Rights Reserved.
 
Copyright © 2021 Richard A. Green
 
Version 3.0
 
ISBN 978-1-987896-73-2 
 
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This book may not be reproduced, transmitted, or stored in whole or in part by any means, including graphic, electronic, or mechanical without the express written consent of the publisher except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical articles and reviews.
 
Peace be with you.
Introduction to Serialsly Serial Poetry
 
I organize some topics into books treated as serial editions to be updated as warranted by new works. This title is one of these. Here is a list of the titles in that format: Title Subject Aural Gynecology For The Layman Women Be Afraid. Beaveree Eh Frayed Canada Society Cedric The Redneck Rights Pomes Rightwing Culture Cry.Baby BC Social The Computer Part e- Computers Extra Terrorestrial Beings Personalities Giving Myself ‘A’ Reason To Go On Homelessness How To Weaponize Your Seniors Seniors It Came From Jackson’s Point Ontario Society Middle Class Outing Middle Class Some Terrorible Company To Keep Corporations Sterrorilization Stereotyping Terrorforming Your Environment Environment Tyrann(y)asaurus (w)Rex World Society U.S. 'A' Today 'b' Tomorrow USA Societ Victoria By Deceit Of The Pants Victoria Society
Memo to der Homeland Security
 
You may notice my style of including a (2nd voice)
A ((3 rd voice)), and a <<< 4 th _voice>>>
 
There’s the poem talking, then there's (me)
Then there's (("The Editor")) (He's an ass)
And then there's the <<<robo_people>>>
(They are also asses)
So you get four voices in one poem
All for a low price
That’s double plus gooed
O’well (Get it?)
 
((Ed.'s Note: See, the pun is the word low. I'm always here to help. Rick has real issues (and emissions :) ))
 
<<< author’s_actions_are_double_plus_ungood* >>>
 
* ((Ed.’s Note: I move to strike that next sentence))
 
* <<<seconded_passed_execute>>>
 
* Fuck, he was only 37 years too early!
 
 
 
 
* George Orwell, 1984, ‘Newspeak’ language

 
 
 
 
 
How can a nation be called great if its bread tastes like kleenex?
 
― Julia Child
A Parrotriat’s Message to the American Peepall
 
Does fiction model reality or vice versa?
 
Living with the immediate after effects during the ‘Trump Era’ is sure to have you questioning your own sanity as our political and social norms are brought to light
 
It’ like being at the table during the annual dinner only this time the turkey is laughing while your goose is cooked
Stated Contents
 
Introduction to Serialsly Serial Poetry
Memo to der Homeland Security
A Parrotriat’s Message to the American Peepall
North American Umph!
The New Army
US Bombs Libya, Again
Presents of Mind
Girls Vote
Trump Quits Trying
Trump’s 1st Promise
Rabbit Down the Whole
It’s All-in-the-Cards
Will It Bee
Kerplunk
Having a Ball 2017
President Elect Billion Air
Down the Whole
Redneck Compare-triat
Ism I Right or Ism I Wrong
Salvage Salvation
You Monkeys Still Don’t Get It
Aye’s in Trouble
Fake News 4 Reel
The Great White Nordstrom®
Dollards Bill
Alternate Fact
States Odd-ditty
Dashing Off a Trump Message
The Donald Trump School of English as a Second Language
Cookie Anyone?
Red-Red, Red Rose T.
sTrumpette
Hail Hell Democracy Haul
The Wall Tons
Trump Senses Something
What I Wish for Donald Trump’s Hell
How Donald Trump Envisions Hell
How the World Sees Hell
Bannonboozle Them
A Trumped Up List of Politically Correct Racial Terms for Acceptable Use by White Supremists
Eggsporting Hate Crime
I Hold These Truths to be Self, Evident
Trump: His Tax is Returns Reforms Laws
What’s Right is Right
Weight for the Signs
Toot Toot Tubman Don’t Cry
The UNgreatfulls
What Americans Think of Canada is as Easy as ABC
The Trumpalator
Donald's Right
Brain Drain
Ol’ MuckTrumpold's Farm
Makeup Please!
Future Speak
Kiss my Musky Star Melonhead
Germane Warfare
Teen Angst 2018
The Guilt O’ Teen
#DeathcountLotto
War on DRUGS
Si Captain
Knights in White Sat In
I Don’t Care – I-Do-I-C1
Donald’s Stomach’s Turn
Attention Terrorists & Easily Radicalized Youth
Putin’s Evidence Office Pool
Trump’s Auto-Biography Part I, Volumes 1 to 15
Trump in Space
Trumptious Redemption
Trump’s Deep Throat
Diss-Pence-In Knowledge
Hmm! Winds
Fa
Elect-me Congress 2018
Dried & Tried
An Immigrant’s Love Song
Untitlement
Showdown at the 0 K. Corral
Pre Pare
Anonymous Reply
The Wall Tons
Bricks and Mordor
Just Trying to Stay Positive in the USA
Trump Misses One Swampy
United Wee Stand, Debated We Fall
Spin Vote
Imp Each Meant
Only The Shadow® Knows
X-Tra Inducement
Why Elect? 2020
Horn Trump Blows Gabriel
The U.S. Gets Ready For War
The Feast of Saint Geteven
Deer Leaders
How the World Now Views U.S. Republicans
Deck The Halls With Bows of Hollow
Have A Not So Jolly Christmas USA
Not Only is she Afro-American
Election Best Served Cold
Rednecks are Da Bomb
Young and Uninspired
SPECIAL – I SUPPORT KATHY GRIFFIN SECTION
The Time Has Come The Griffin Said
Thanks to
Rictionary
 
Some definitions to guide your reading:
 
Book Bomb – A poem included from one of my other titles
 
coot-nay Gould – a pun of Kootenay Gold, a strain of marijuana grown in the Kootenay Mountains, British Columbia, Canada
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
U.S. ‘A’ TODAY ‘b’ Tomorrow
RickthePoetWarrior
 
North American Umph!
 
Recently
Governing Social Science
Has confirmed
That most of North America
Is inhabited by
Two distinct sexes
Easily identified
By their innate attributes
One sex has breasts and a vagina
The other sex
Has no balls too*
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
*And that's why they call him Big Brother!
The New Army
 
Gay
Sensitive
Compassionate
Go Army!
US Bombs Libya, Again
 
“The Libyans have asked us in”
To bomb without
An invite sin
We need new evil
Now Laden’s been
Besides
We think
This time
Might win
Presents of Mind
 
Sanders panders
To the kiddies
Free Education
Free Health
Free Wealth
Sanders Clause*
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
* U.S. Democrat Party candidate Sanders promises