Across the 59th Street Bridge and Back

Barbara Lewine

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Across the 59th Street Bridge and Back is the memoir of a girl who grew up in Queens, New York in the 1970's, when children weren't protected by seat belts, but furniture was always protected by plastic slipcovers. Like most kids of her generation, she was routinely left unattended and when she was in the company of adults, she was usually inhaling the secondhand smoke emitted from their cigarettes.

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• Publié par: Blogintobook.com
• Date de parution: 25 février 2015
• Nombre de lectures: 0
• EAN13: 9781619849891
• Langue: English

Extrait

Copyright © Barbara Lewine 2015
All rights reserved. Neither this book, nor any parts within it may be sold or reproduced in any form without permission.
Table of Contents

How Did I Get Here?
Trick-or-Treat Till You Drop
Instant Pants
Mr. Nelson and Other Evil Teachers in Grade School
Dessert Anyone?
Blood, Sweat, and Tears: A Day on the Playground in the 1970s
Foods Mom Wouldn’t Let Us Eat
Blue Lips, Goose Bumps, and Guy Bumps: Memories from the Park City Pool Club
Kindergarten Confidential: What Really Went on in the Classroom in the 60s?
Hairstyles of the Not So Rich and Famous
Plastic Slipcovers and Other Dysfunctional Household Items
Law and Lawlessness in the 70s
Hanukkah and the Festival of Fright
Things I Was Thankful for in the 1970s
Pidgin Yiddish
You Call This Candy?
I Crossed Queens Boulevard…and Lived!
The Real Housewives of Queens County
Zagat’s Guide to Tween/Teen Dining in Queens
Sights, Smells, and Sounds From the G Train
Quiet Down; It’s New Year’s Eve
See Dick Get High; First Grade Revisited
Jalar the Everything Store
Stuff That Was Important in the 70s That Doesn’t Exist Anymore
Got GPS? Don’t Bother Using it in Queens
Fourth Grade and the Beginnings of My Checkered Past
Everybody Loves Jeffrey
Ten Questions I’ve Always Wanted to Ask the Brady Bunch
Toys That Entertained, Intrigued, and Nearly Killed Us
Let’s Get Physical (or Not?): Exercise in the 70s
Third Grade Exposed
Preparation H Always Gives Me Goosebumps…A Love Story
What’s in a Name?
Ode to the MTA
$#*! My Mom Says
What the F#$*???
Technology of the Future: A 1970s Perspective
Queens Stuff I Love But Forget About
A Room with a View
Popular Shoes in the 70s That We Can’t Seem to Let Go Of
Fifth Grade and the Changing of the Guards
How We Got HGTV in our Home Before There Was Even Cable
Music for Coming of Age and Music That Reminds Me I’ve Aged
How a Nice Jewish Girl Got a Job as a Copy Boy
I’ll Take Two Great Brothers for $300, Alex
Not So Fast Times at Forest Hills High
Junior High: In and Out in the Blink of an Eye
$#*! My Dad Says
Wonderful Grandparents Never Go Out of Style
Second Grade: A Time for Lost Teeth and Lost Confidence
Vacations, Staycations, and Other Memories of Summer
Across the 59th Street Bridge and Back: Reprise
How Did I Get Here?

Thirty years ago I moved from my hometown in Queens to an apartment on Manhattan’s upper west side. I remember the thrill of crossing the 59th Street bridge to start my new life, and I never looked back…for a very long time. But now friends and family are drawing me back and soon I’ll once again be making that journey across the bridge to go back home. This book is about my memories of growing up in Queens. The inspiration came from my daughter Maia, who has asked me to tell her my childhood stories regularly for as long as I can remember. Thank you, Maia, for helping me keep these memories alive and most of all for listening.
Trick-or-Treat Till You Drop

I grew up in a huge apartment building in Queens called Saxon Hall. The building has two wings that criss-cross like an X, just like the X in the building’s name (yes, I think that was an intentional part of the design). With over 400 apartments, Saxon Hall was Halloween paradise for a kid. You could gather enough candy in one night to feed a small country for over a year, although in those days the thought of donating candy was just plain stupid. One kid was brazen enough to go around the whole building twice in one night. It’s not like anyone would realize he’d already been to an apartment; the swarms of kids were such that all the ghosts, witches, and Disney characters started to blur into one rather quickly.
I generally went trick-or-treating with my childhood friend, Cha-Cha. That wasn’t her real name, but no one could pronounce her real name, so this is the one she ended up with. The story of how her name and other first-generation American children’s names were butchered by ignorant residents of Queens will be the subject matter for another story on another day. Cha-Cha and I always started out with the best intentions every year to cover all 400+ apartments in the building. We planned and strategized for weeks, plotted our course, and visualized our success just like marathon runners. But somewhere in the middle of the second half of the race, we hit the wall and were carb depleted (obviously this is a metaphor, since we were sucking down chocolate as fast as we could gather it along the way), but you get my drift. We were tired and sick of ringing doorbells. At this point we soldiered on and trick-or-treated selectively, based on who we knew or who we recalled giving good candy last year. There was one lady who once gave each of us our own 16-ounce chocolate bar. We believed her to be insane, since no one in any of the other 399 apartments was this generous, but we didn’t care. At this point in our journey, we also began the task of inspecting our bags for unwrapped candy, which we accepted politely but then hurled off the building’s catwalk in case someone had managed to cram a razor blade or piece of glass into that ominous piece of cherry string licorice.
Mom was generally in charge of selecting the candy we gave out to our fellow trick-or-treaters, and she had a pretty good track record for making respectable choices such as fun-sized Milky Ways and Three Musketeer bars. I held my head high as my friends collected their chocolate treats from my house, and while I secretly wished Mom would offer more than one piece, I felt I could live with that. But one year, my father somehow got put in charge of purchasing the Halloween candy that we would give to trick-or-treaters and he returned with licorice…black licorice. I was horrified. The only thing worse than this was perhaps a box of raisins or the sucking candy offered by the lady in apartment 907 that had been lying around her house collecting dust since the Eisenhower administration. I pictured that black piece of licorice at the bottom of everyone’s bag until at least Easter when their mothers would force them to throw it away. I was ashamed and embarrassed. I feared the worst ostracism from my peers, teasing, or maybe even a beating from some bully expecting chocolate or at least a stick of gum. I survived, but Dad’s candy buying duties were quickly relinquished, and Halloween returned to normal the following year.
Then there were the costumes. No one in my family ever made the costume. Chalk it up to laziness or the lack of creativity in my household, or the fact that there was no way Mom was letting me touch her stuff, but every year the costume was store-bought. I remember being a princess two years in a row. The mask was made of hard plastic (probably the kind that is laden with dangerous chemicals, like everything else in the 70s) and had an elastic string that got caught in your hair and made you scream. And besides, it was impossible to sample the candy with that mask on. By the time we hit the third floor of the 17-story building, the mask was in the trick-or-treat bag. Cha-Cha always had a home-made costume, and it was always great. I was convinced that if there was a Saxon Hall costume contest, she would win hands down. My favorite was when she went as Pocahontas. She had a little suede dress, a head band with a feather, and war paint on her face. Of course this was before the Disney movie and before dressing up like an American Indian was considered insensitive. It was during a time when we played games like Indian Chief (in school!), and before American Indian became a category of ethnicity on a job application. Even though I was a bit jealous of how cool her costume was, I also realized that her great costume could be used to my advantage to get more candy from impressed neighbors or those that just pitied her friend, the one with her mask shoved in her candy bag.
Back in those days, I don’t remember any parents having any rules about how much Halloween candy you were allowed to eat in one night. And as I recall, the candy didn’t last long. I remember placing my loot in a large bowl and most of the good stuff being gone in a day or two. Of course there was still that one sucking candy, the box of raisins, and that stinking piece of black licorice.
Instant Pants

When I was in high school, the best place to get cool jeans in my neighborhood was called Instant Pants. It was a hole-in-the-wall store with shelves of pants that started on the floor and went all the way up to the ceiling. No matter how tall, short, fat, or thin you were, you could always find a pair of pants here. The employees (over-the-hill hippies that looked like they had just come from a Vietnam War protest) would get an idea of your size, climb a precarious ladder to pull out a pair of the latest Sassoons, Calvin Kleins, or Jordaches, and voila…instant pants.
In the late 1970s, jeans for girls were all about what was stitched on the back pocket. Guys might wear Levis, Lees, or Wranglers, but girls were all about what design was plastered on their butts. My friends and I would spend hours researching the latest designs…loops, zig-zags, rainbows, etc. to determine what we liked. We’d try on the jeans and nearly pull a muscle trying to see how that design looked on our ass from every conceivable angle. And of course we’d ask each other the ridiculous "how does my butt look in these?" question, ignoring any other indicators of poor fit, including the ability to sit down in the jeans without ripping them in two. We often had to lie about how we thought the jeans looked on each other. Sure, part of the reason was to be nice. But the other (and more important) reason was to make sure that your friend didn’t get to take home the pair of jeans you were secretly lusting after. For some strange reason, it was perfectly fine for ten girls to show up with the exact same Christian Dior