Little Book of Mother-in-Law Jokes

Jardine Crombie

Description

'Mother-in-law': a title guaranteed to evoke a wide range of emotions in husbands up and down the country. Indeed, this particular busybody, sticking her oar in when it's not wanted, is the butt of jokes the world over.This small collection of mother-in-law jokes is designed to be a little ray of sunshine on a cloudy day...Just remember: you're not alone!

Sujets

• Lifestyle

Informations

• Publié par: Crombie Jardine Publishing Limited
• Date de parution: 28 mars 2014
• Nombre de lectures: 0
• EAN13: 9781291804553
• Langue: English

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INTRODUCTION
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‘Mother-in-law’: a title guaranteed to evoke a wide range of emotions in husbands up and down the country. Indeed, this particular busybody, sticking her oar in when it’s not wanted, is the butt of jokes the world over.
 
This small collection of mother-in-law jokes is designed to be a little ray of sunshine on a cloudy day...
 
Just remember: you’re not alone!
 
JOKES
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A big game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One night the couple woke to find the mother gone. They set off to investigate and quickly came upon a scary sight: the mother-in-law backed up against a tree and a snarling lion facing her.
“What are we going to do?” cried the wife.
“There’s not much we can do,” said the husband. “But, listen, the lion got himself into this mess, he can get himself out of it.”
 
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A couple drove several miles down a winding country road, not saying a word. An earlier talk had ended in an argument and neither of them wanted to admit defeat.
As they passed a barnyard full of mules and pigs, the wife turned to her husband and asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours, yes?”
“Yes, indeed,” the husband replied, without hesitation. “In-laws.”
 
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