Small Town Trouble

Jean Erhardt

Description

Meet Kim Claypoole, restaurateur, reluctant heroine and amateur sleuth with moxie galore. "I'd had a feeling all along that this wasn't going to be my day. But I hadn't been prepared for things to go this badly..."In Small Town Trouble, the first in a series from mystery writer Jean Erhardt, we get acquainted with Kim Claypoole's irreverent and witty ways of dealing with the peculiar characters and events that she finds in her life.Claypoole's adventure begins as she leaves her home in the Smoky Mountains to help save her kooky mother Evelyn from financial disaster. Setting off to assist Evelyn (i.e., "the other Scarlett O'Hara") with her newest personal crisis, Claypoole leaves in her wake her Gatlinburg doublewide, her restaurant, The Little Pigeon and her restaurant partner and sometimes best friend Mad Ted Weber as well as a budding secret love affair that's hotter than an Eskimo in July.Claypoole's savior complex leads to more trouble when she bumps into an old flame in her hometown who asks for her help clearing her hapless brother of murder charges. In true Claypoole fashion, she gets more than she bargained for when she gets dragged into a complicated quest to find the true killer complete with topless tavern dancers, small town cops, a stream of backwater characters-even a meeting with the Grim Reaper. Can Claypoole muddle her way through the murky depths of this bizarre murder mystery before it's too late?With biting humor and wit, Small Town Trouble will leave you guessing what's around the next corner in the quirky life of Kim Claypoole.

Sujets

• Thriller

Informations

• Publié par: Two Terriers Press
• Date de parution: 01 avril 2013
• Nombre de lectures: 0
• EAN13: 9781611879872
• Langue: English

Extrait

SMALL TOWN TROUBLE
A Mystery by Jean Erhardt
Published 2013 by Jean Erhardt
2013 Jean Erhardt
Cover art by Sara Erhardt
Jean Erhardt on Facebook:
https://www.facebook.com/jean.erhardt.1
Jean Erhardt on the Web:
JeanErhardt.com

All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced without written permission, except for brief quotations to books and critical reviews. This story is a work of fiction. Characters and events are the product of the author s imagination. Any
resemblance to persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
Table of Contents
Dedication
Acknowledgments
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29
Chapter 30
Chapter 31
Chapter 32
Chapter 33
Chapter 34
Chapter 35
Chapter 36
Chapter 37
Chapter 38
Chapter 39
Chapter 40
Chapter 41
Chapter 42
Chapter 43
Chapter 44
Chapter 45
Chapter 46
Chapter 47
About the Author
Dedication

For Linda, with love and gratitude
Acknowledgments

I would like to thank my darling Linda for her steadfast love, support and sacrifices. I also wish to thank my parents, John and Ruth Erhardt, my sister, Sara, my brother, Johnny, my editor, Stacey Kirk, my teachers, Andrea Carlisle, Joyce Thompson, the late Ron Abell, Joy Williams, Gordon Lish and my fourth grade teacher, Miss Nina Lou Leeds. And, finally, the Wild Girls of Amelia High School and Maryville College.
If lovin you is wrong I don t wanna be right
If being right means being without you
I d rather live a wrong doing life
- Homer Banks, Carl Hampton & Raymond Jackson
Stax Records
Chapter 1

It was high summer, the peak of tourist season in Gatlinburg, Tennessee where I should ve been. But instead, I was on my way to Tara to kick Scarlett O Hara s butt.
My mother wasn t actually Scarlett O Hara, but this wasn t news I wanted to break to her. Deep in her heart and much to her dismay, Evelyn Claxton Claypoole knew that she wasn t the star of Gone with the Wind. This was kind of a shame because my mother did Vivien Leigh better than Vivien Leigh. And, at least for the time being, she had the house to back up her act. My mother s version of Scarlett s Tara looked like a scaled-down model of the plantation as architecturally conceived by The Beverly Hillbillies. Suitcase in hand, I knocked on the massive front door.
Hey, Mom, it s me.
I figured she d never hear me over the blaring TV, so I went on in. Bunky, my mother s aging Pekingese, jumped off the sofa where he d been relaxing and watching the five o clock news with my mother. Evelyn had an ice pack parked on her head. Headaches were no strangers to her. They were often brought on by her consumption of too many Manhattans.
Yammering his head off, Bunky charged for me, but, because he s about a hundred and fifty years old, he only got about a foot in my general direction.
Bunky, hush your mush, Evelyn said, showing her Dixie roots. What s the matter with you? Don t you recognize Kimberly? Well, I m not surprised. It has been forever.
Hello, Mother, I said, dumping my bags in the Rhett Butler foyer. I hated it when she called me Kimberly.
I headed over to where she rather dramatically reclined on the couch and hugged her. At five feet ten inches, I had almost a foot on my mother as she is a Pygmy. Much easier to hug her when she is horizontal.
I see we re in blonde mode again.
Clairol s Sahara Blonde.
You re starting to look like Ellen DeGeneres minus the piercing blue eyes.
I ll take that as a compliment.
But why so short?
You don t like my utilitarian hair by Super Cuts?
Too short.
Sharon Stone s is shorter.
Evelyn snorted. Yeah, and she s weirder than skvitch.
I ignored that remark and Evelyn went on to her next random thought.
Maybe I should get a box of that. What would you think of me as a blonde?
I m sure you d look stunning.
Bet I would. Anyway, I thought you d fallen off the face of the earth, my mother said. How about a cookie? She offered me the box of SnackWells.
I passed on the cookies. I d just enjoyed a high fat lunch with Colonel Sanders down the road and didn t want to confuse my body chemistry. I was one of those lucky people who, no matter what they shoveled into their mouths, never gained an ounce. I remained lanky, even athletic looking, long after college.
Your mother is not gonna to be around forever, you know. You oughta get home more often.
You are absolutely right, Mother. I ll make a point of it.
I wasn t up for an altercation over this much-aired complaint, so I went along with it. My mother sat up suddenly and set her ice pack aside. Did you hear about the murder we had right here in Fogerty?
Get out of here. Murder in Fogerty?
Yep. Remember Jimmy Jacobs who owned that topless joint? Got his throat slit. Didn t you go to school with him?
Sure did. A real loser.
Well, he s a dead loser now. Say, I ll bet you could use a little drink. I know I sure could.
Not a bad idea, I said, and it wasn t.

I headed downstairs to the bar where I freshened Evelyn s ice pack and made us both Manhattans, mine with an extra cherry. I was having a hard time wrapping my head around the fact that there had been a murder in Fogerty and then I got lost in the ambience of the basement bar still had A.C. written all over it. Cheap booze, a neat line of Cincinnati Reds bar glasses, novelty ashtrays and a shrunken head that probably belonged in Ripley s Believe It Or Not.
My uncle A.C. was my mother s late second husband who also happened to be my deceased father s brother. Evelyn claimed that A.C. was the only Claypoole who knew how to have a good time, and she and A.C. had spent their marriage proving it. They d built Tara II, a huge, pillared monstrosity on a man-made lake so large A.C. had had to call in practically every piece of heavy equipment in town to dig it out. Then, it took water trucks from four counties to fill it. On its completion, A.C. christened Lake Evelyn and tossed my mother off the dock. By all reports, this was a very romantic moment.
Over time, A.C. and my mother had sold off my father s businesses to support themselves in the style to which they had grown accustomed. They d been to Disneyworld about a zillion times. They d vacationed in countries they couldn t even spell. They made numerous trips to the South Pacific to visit my brother Clint and his wife Sugar where they were serving the Lord as Baptist missionaries.
But fate hadn t been kind to A.C. One afternoon he was fishing on Lake Evelyn in his new 22-foot aluminum bass boat when a storm blew up out of nowhere. A.C. had never been one to let the weather ruin his day. But this time it definitely did when a big, ugly lightning bolt struck him, and he tumbled dead into the lake.
Sometimes I missed A.C., but not usually.
To you and you. I toasted A.C. s memory and the shriveled head dangling over the bar. What a terrific couple of guys.
Chapter 2

Just two days before, I d been at the restaurant, The Little Pigeon, which Mad Ted Weber and I owned. I was sampling some stinky cheeses with a particularly disgusting food rep when my mother called with the news about the offer on the radio station. WFOG was the last of my late father s businesses. At one time Cal Claypoole had owned a large chunk of Fogerty, which wasn t actually saying much. Fogerty was your basic rural southern Ohio town where people still eat squirrel and the American Dream has been living on life support longer than anyone cares to remember. But my father was a big fish in a little pond, and, at the end, his kingdom included the bowling alley, a trailer park, a strip mall, a gladiola farm and WFOG, the local country radio station.
I thought my mother might have been hallucinating on low-fat cookies or at least confused about the number of zeroes, but, sure enough, a guy named Larry White from Nashville had offered her a quarter million dollars for WFOG.
I knew that country music had been rapidly gaining in popularity, but WFOG was merely a cinder block building in a hay field with a signal that reached about as far as Bunky could run on a hot day.
Unbelievably, Evelyn was in a quandary over the WFOG offer. But A.C. loved country music and that radio station. How can I sell it?
Mother, I said, trying not to squeal like a pig, be reasonable. We re talking about two hundred and fifty thousand dollars for a station that s been in the red longer than Tammy Wynette sang Stand By Your Man .
But, Kimberly, it s the principle of the thing.
Evelyn, I said, almost dropping the phone, there is no principle of the thing here. I was clearly starting to squeal. I took a deep breath and dropped back a few yards in an effort to regain my composure.
I just don t know, said Evelyn, The Ever Indecisive.
I knew right then it was time for a road trip in a northerly direction, and some gentle but persuasive butt kicking.
Ask Mr. Whatshisname from Nashville to make a formal offer. Tell him you ll review it with your attorney. I can be there day after tomorrow. And, Evelyn, please don t do anything else until I get there.
I don t have an attorney.
What she was probably leaving out was anymore.
A detail, Mother.
I couldn t imagine why anybody would want to hand over that kind of money for WFOG, but the offer had godsend written all over it. And it was probably Evelyn s last shot at saving her rear.
Clint said he d ask God to give me wisdom to make the right decision. He s so sweet. Isn t he sweet?
That s Clint. Sweet wasn t the first modifier that came to mind when I thought of my brother, but hell, if Clint or anybody else wanted to pray fo