Not Your Mama's Crochet

Amy Swenson

Description

Forget ugly afghans and dainty doilies and think luxurious throws and sumptuous sweaters. You can crochet cool stuff that will make everyone envious--things to spice up your wardrobe and your pad, or gifts to amaze your "I could never do that" friends. Choose from nearly thirty projects ranging from elegant to earthy--from a chic shrug to a recycled denim rug and from fun plush toys to sweaters too good for boys.



In hip style, this guide covers:
* All kinds of yarns and materials, and the tools of the trade
* The basic stitches, shaping, finishing techniques, blocking, and more
* Simple projects that give you close-to-instant gratification and more complex ones that take some commitment
* Suggestions for customizing every design and personalizing every project


Intone your creative mantra and get your hooks into a terrific project. With Not Your Mama's Crochet, you won't just make unique, chic items--you'll make a statement.
Introduction.

PART ONE. Hooker How-To.

CHAPTER ONE. Crochet 101.

The Ultimate Smack-down: Crochet versus Knitting.

Working with Yarn.

It All Starts with a Knot.

Ch-ch-chains of Love.

You Spin Me Right ’Round Baby!

What Goes Up Must Come Down.

Putting It All Together.

When Good Crochet Goes Bad: Troubleshooting.

What’s Next?

CHAPTER TWO. Stitches to Make Your Knees Weak.

How to Use This Chapter.

The Basics and Beyond.

What’s Next?

CHAPTER THREE. All about Yarn.

A Yarn for All Seasons.

Hanks, Balls, and Skeins, oh my!

Animal, Vegetable, or Mineral?

A Weight Problem.

Dame Fashion Says “Dye It!”.

Just the Facts, Ma’am.

Yarn Shops: Not Just for Knitting Anymore.

The Hooker’s Secret Stash.

Stash Enhancing Online.

Hooked on Spinning.

CHAPTER FOUR. One Hook or Two?

A Study of the Crochet Hook in Its Natural Habitat.

Other Doodads That Make Life Worth Living.

CHAPTER FIVE. Be a Fashion Designer (Or Just Look Like One!).

Measure Up.

Garment Construction Basics.

Ease In: Fit Matters!

Flattery Gets You Everywhere.

A Little Light Color Theory.

When Good Projects Go Bad.

CHAPTER SIX. Ready, Set, Crochet!

The Anatomy of a Crochet Pattern.

Symbolcraft: The Illustration of Crochet.

Get Hooking or Go Home!

PART TWO: Projects.

CHAPTER SEVEN. Jump Right in, the Water’s Fine!

From the Crochet Test-Kitchen: Market Bag.

Preppy/Hippy Scarf.

It’s Called a Toque, Eh?

Getting Dizzy Scarf.

Weekend Vest.

Chunky Monkey Scarf .

CHAPTER EIGHT. Fashionistas Unite!

Uber-Femme Capelet.

Peek-a-boo Plaid Skirt.

Pseudo-Kimono.

S3—Sari Silk Shrug.

Ramblin’ Rosie Cardie.

The “Too Good for Your Boyfriend” Sweater.

Cozy Peacoat.

CHAPTER NINE. Put Your Hook Where Your Heart Is: Great Gifts to Crochet.

Granny’s Been in the Bourbon Again: A Drunken Throw.

Classic Street Page Boy.

Daisy Chain Neck Warmer.

Lucy-Lou & Tim-Bob, Too.

Woven Fringe Scarf.

Bubble Belt.

Who Hat.

CHAPTER TEN. Bucking Tradition.

Straight-Laced Tank and Shrug.

The Wowie Zowie Eco-Tote.

Crocheted Bling.

When the Jeans Don’t Fit: A Recycled Denim Rug.

Deliberate Shrinkage Sack.

Felted Trellis Scarf.

Creatures of the Wooly Deep.

PART THREE: Resources and Appendices.

CHAPTER ELEVEN. History of the Hook.

Let Them Single Crochet!

Purely Puritanical.

Crochet Negligée?

Hippy Hookers at Woodstock.

The Rebirth of Cool Crochet .

Crochet on the Catwalk.

CHAPTER TWELVE. Surf ’n Turf: Crochet Resources Online and on Land.

Webzines and Pattern Sources.

Blogs.

Crochet Groups and Communities.

The Glossies.

Other Books.

Indie Designers.

CHAPTER THIRTEEN. Safe S.E.X.: Stash-Enhancing eXcursions.

The Big Box Stores.

LYS: Local Yarn Stores.

Online Yarn Stores.

Yarn Companies.

It’s in the Bag.

Festivals, Fairs, and Events.

CHAPTER FOURTEEN. Weaving Ends.

APPENDIX A: A Crochet Reference.

Common Abbreviations.

British/American Terminology.

US/Metric Hook Sizing.

Yarn Weight and Gauge Chart

APPENDIX B: Worksheets and Forms.

Measurement Worksheet .

Project Log.

Designer Bios.

Index.

Sujets

• Couture et Tricot
• Needlework
• Crafts
• Hobbies
• Crocheting

Informations

• Publié par: Turner Publishing Company
• Date de parution: 11 juin 2010
• Nombre de lectures: 26
• EAN13: 9780470893784
• Langue: English

Extrait

Table of Contents
 
Title Page
Copyright Page
Dedication
Free bonus pattern available online!
Acknowledgements
Introduction
How to Use This Book
Why Crochet?
 
Part One - Hooker How-To
 
Chapter One - Crochet 101
 
The Ultimate Smack-down: Crochet versus Knitting
Working with Yarn
It All Starts with a Knot
Ch-ch-chains of Love
You Spin Me Right ’Round Baby!
What Goes Up Must Come Down
Putting It All Together
When Good Crochet Goes Bad: Troubleshooting
What’s Next?
 
Chapter Two - Stitches to Make Your Knees Weak
 
How to Use This Chapter
The Basics and Beyond
What’s Next?
 
Chapter Three - All about Yarn
 
A Yarn for All Seasons
Hanks, Balls, and Skeins, oh my!
Animal, Vegetable, or Mineral?
A Weight Problem
Dame Fashion Says “Dye It!”
Just the Facts, Ma’am
Yarn Shops: Not Just For Knitting Anymore
The Hooker’s Secret Stash
Stash Enhancing Online
Hooked on Spinning
 
Chapter Four - One Hook or Two?
 
A Study of the Crochet Hook in Its Natural Habitat
Other Doodads that Make Life Worth Living
 
Chapter Five - Be a Fashion Designer (Or Just Look Like One!)
 
Measure Up
Garment Construction Basics
Ease In: Fit Matters!
Flattery Gets You Everywhere
A Little Light Color Theory
When Good Projects Go Bad
 
Chapter Six - Ready, Set, Crochet!
 
The Anatomy of a Crochet Pattern
Symbolcraft: The Illustration of Crochet
Get Hooking or Go Home!
 
Part Two - Projects
Chapter Seven - Jump Right In, The Water’s Fine!
 
From the Crochet Test-Kitchen: Market Bag
Preppy/Hippy Scarf
It’s Called a Toque, Eh?
Getting Dizzy Scarf
Weekend Vest
Chunky Monkey Scarf
 
Chapter Eight - Fashionistas Unite!
 
Uber-Femme Capelet
Peek-a-boo Plaid Skirt
Pseudo-Kimono
S—Sari Silk Shrug
Ramblin’ Rosie Cardie
The “Too Good for Your Boyfriend” Sweater
Cozy Peacoat
 
Chapter Nine - Put Your Hook Where Your Heart Is: Great Gifts to Crochet
 
Granny’s Been in the Bourbon Again: A Drunken Throw
Classic Street Page Boy
Daisy Chain Neck Warmer
Lucy-Lou & Tim-Bob, Too
Woven Fringe Scarf
Bubble Belt
Who Hat
 
Chapter Ten - Bucking Tradition
 
Straight-Laced Tank and Shrug
The Wowie Zowie Eco-Tote
Crocheted Bling
When the Jeans Don’t Fit: A Recycled Denim Rug
Deliberate Shrinkage Sack
Felted Trellis Scarf
Creatures of the Wooly Deep
 
Part Three - Resources and Appendices
Chapter Eleven - History of the Hook
 
Let Them Single Crochet!
Purely Puritanical
Crochet Negligée?
Hippy Hookers at Woodstock
The Rebirth of Cool Crochet
Crochet on the Catwalk
 
Chapter Twelve - Surf ’n Turf: Crochet Resources Online and on Land
 
Webzines and Pattern Sources
Blogs
Crochet Groups and Communities
The Glossies
Other Books
Indie Designers
 
Chapter Thirteen - Safe S.E.X.: Stash-Enhancing eXcursions
 
The Big Box Stores
LYS: Local Yarn Stores
Online Yarn Stores
Yarn Companies
It’s In the Bag
Festivals, Fairs, and Events
 
Chapter Fourteen - Weaving Ends
Appendix A - A Crochet Reference
Appendix B - Worksheets and Forms
Designer Bios
Index
About the Author
Bada Bing Bling

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This book is dedicated to my mother, Karen Swenson, who taught me with saintly patience that crochet could be fun. Had I listened a little more closely, I may have avoided a whole bunch of holes 10 years later.
Free bonus pattern available online!
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Acknowledgments
This book would not be possible without the great folks at Wiley Publishing, Inc.: Roxane Cerda, Suzanne Snyder, and Kelly Henthorne. Special thanks go to Mandy Moore, technical editor extraordinaire. Not only did she have the guts to tackle my convoluted meanderings, she can also be credited with teaching me just how great yarn can be. Amy Singer, Jillian Moreno, Shannon Okey, and Kim Werker provided support and advice on the book-writing front as well as excellent excuses for procrastination. The many fantastic designers included here not only provided endless inspiration but were a true joy to work with.
My friends, co-workers, and customers who had to hear endless prattle about “the book” should be given medals of patience, or at least truckloads of free yarn. I’m hoping they’re content with an autograph or two.
Finally, none of my super-sized dreams have ever, or will ever, be possible without the love and support of my partner, Sandra. During the writing and editing, she’s had to clean more than her share of dirty litter boxes and do more than her share of stinky laundry. But it’s okay. She’s a knitter. She gets it. And most importantly, she gets me.
Introduction

Crochet: Why Knot?
In many ways, the title of this book is misleading. My mother, and her mother before her, crocheted as far back as I can remember. Perhaps your mother does, too. I remember little colorful squares of acrylic scraps that she later sewed into a black and jewel-toned blanket. I remember pastel dishcloths and sparkly baby gifts. I remember an unfortunately fringed poncho from the late 1970s.
When I was barely 10, she sat down and taught me the basic stitches . . . just enough to make little spirally toys with which to taunt the family dog. A decade later, after I’d moved to San Francisco and adopted my first cats, she whipped up some of the same toys and mailed them as welcome gifts.
When my mother sits down with a copy of this book, much like you’re doing at this very moment, she’ll be unsurprised by its contents, and not just because she’s had her ear yakked off during the writing process. The stitches and techniques of crochet have changed very little since the first documented patterns a century and a half ago.
So, in a way, it is my mama’s crochet.
But, as much as I learned from Mom, over time, I took the familiar stitches and made them my own. I used soft merino and silk to make luscious scarves and trendy hats. I took inspiration from the ripple afghans of the early ’80s and substituted luxurious hand-dyed yarns for a subtle and soft blanket under which to watch reruns of Desperate Housewives and Lost .
And you, if you’re anything like me, will do the same.

How to Use This Book
Not Your Mama’s Crochet is designed for beginning crocheters, as well as for those with some experience, such as my 10-year-old self, who now want to bump up their skills a notch or two. The first section of the book—chapters 1 through 6—teaches you most of the essentials: how to crochet, work with yarn, select a pattern, and choose the right size. In the second part, you’ll dig into some incredible, fashionable, and fun patterns that your mama will be jealous of. When you’re hooked—pun intended—you’ll want to check out some other great references. For crochet fans, both new and true, Part 3 g