I-Tombs & Coffins In the Cloud

Balasubramanian

Description

Your handbook to immortality

Sujets

• reincarnation
• afterlife
• Spirituality

Informations

• Publié par: eBookIt.com
• Date de parution: 02 octobre 2015
• Nombre de lectures: 0
• EAN13: 9781456625788
• Langue: English

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I-Tombs & Coffins In the Cloud

by
Bala Subramanian

Copyright 2015 Bala Subramanian,
All rights reserved.


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ISBN-13: 978-1-4566-2578-8


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Fast FW
No funeral speeches please
This book is about never dying. From now on, this can be accomplished by simply refusing to die and continuing to live forever. We already possess the knowledge to evolve from the primitiveness of a helpless newborn to an autonomous individual and carry on without ever having to meet our end, in an uninterrupted continuum of life ad infinitum. We can turn ourselves into an eternal presence, fully alive without the fear of decease hanging over us.
Even those who get mistakenly buried can lift the coffin’s lid ajar, take the hand of immortality and come back to life like after a cold winter sleep and join in to say aloud, Go away Death, to wherever you came from, because at last we can begin living without having to meet with ends like you. Adieu Demise! Goodbye Sadness! Farewell Deadlines!
It is time to say hello, how nice to meet you, to Everlasting Life,which is henceforth an inseparable companion to all and a fiend to none. There may be other things to worry about than death but the new news is that all funerals are cancelled indefinitely because no one will be dying anymore. Let us begin celebrating unlimited happy birthdays !
Take this handbook to attain immortality even if some of its pages go missing or unread.
À propos das author, the amanuensis
A ghost writer’s order is random
Das is a gender-friendly neutral article to facilitate an often-sensed inability to tell sexes apart, be they in mammals or in grammars, and as such a handy tool when associated with a nominative case as in this case ‘ das Author’, of this book, who is just some nanoseconds shy of becoming a millennium-aged human being. Strictly speaking, dis book is not so much the work of a writer but the dictated spoken words digitized in a readily printable, paperless, fireproof, down-loadable e-book format. No known dictator is known to have survived nine hundred and ninety nine years and found the ability or time to author a publication of any similarity.
One may justifiably ask why it has taken so long to come up with just this one single solitary book, what is so special about this millennium story and why one should read it when there is a choice of millions of books appearing everyday on every subject and in every language. If the number of prints is the sole determinant for the greatness of a book, the most outstanding champions have been the Bible and the Koran, in that order. They have been read and re-read, preached, memorized and have acted as the sacred tomes on which one had to swear one’s allegiance to the Almighty. There have been other holy books, edicts and proselytizing revelations on how the man and womankind were created, how they would end and what would happen to them thereafter. God’s own representatives have deigned to come down on earth to teach us all how to distinguish the good from the evil and extol His greatness for the sake of our salvation. No questions asked or allowed!
While it may not be possible or necessary to explain where we come from or how we are created to a logical mind, every one expects some light to be thrown on how long we will live, why we should die and whether it is conceivable to prolong life, preferably endlessly, considering the ambiguity surrounding the imaginary residences described as heaven and its antithesis. The answers to such questions if ever adumbrated must have been written in invisible ink in the missing pages of the aforementioned opuses.It is to be taken for granted that there is no escaping death, the end of life, period. Coveting immortality and even remote allusions to circumventing the inexorable progress to the terminus of nothingness, might be frowned upon as unbecoming avarice and greed of mere mortals.
The news no one has read is that immortality has arrived amidst us. It does not merely concern our living longer to be a centenarian fit for a sympathetic euthanasia, to reach five hundred years as planned, programmed and financed by most social media, or like ‘Das Author’ for a thousand years and more or extended lease, like the damascened oaks for two thousand years, or bristlecone pines for five thousand Christmases, withstanding and notwithstanding devastations, radiations and climate change (?). It is not even an act of postponing death systematically forward or prolonging an existence without paying attention to economic phantasmagoria and procrastinating the final day. It is learning to be immortal. It is like riding a bike, swimming, walking or breathing which once in the bio-system, are never forgotten. When death evaporates and immortality sets in to take its place, the first victims would be the sacred guide books to heaven and hell which will go out of circulation because there will be no gullible spiritual tourists to these no man’s lands.
After what appears to be countless life times all ending in death, the human being has finally arrived at the threshold of eternal living. It is no longer necessary to ponder over what will happen to us when we cease to exist, because that will not happen any more. To put it plainly, putting aside sharp swords, violent venoms and uninsured calamities, it is now literally impossible not to be immortal. We have just to get used to being there, being around, going around and going on with our lives forever. Besides never having to worry about our death anymore, there is no more need to provide for the children who will also live everlastingly in any case.
Dis book is like three different books in one for the price of less than one. The middle portion of this 3-D tome is for the reader who is alive now and would like to stay that way perennially, permanently. As the future of each individual is unpredictable except that it will conform to an ongoing,never-ending progression, subsidiary considerations on whether the external manifestation of life should appear in the current form, whatever be the age, or with a modified younger look or simply an entirely different embellished guise, will inevitably arise and will be addressed in the FAQ category. The first book, with which Das Author seems to have started helps establish one’s authenticity as a human being, by ascribing him/ her or it the individual particularity derived and descended from parental contributions. A similar document, redacted immediately after birth, has been called indifferently the horoscope with planets and lifelong companion animals in ancient civilizations, the birth certificate in many warring and proselytizing colonial powers or simply the proof of being dumped on earth when no verbal affidavits are available. When dealing with its antithesis, the death, however, a scientifically corroborated description and unique genetic map is a mandatory requirement. It has, hitherto, been prohibitively expensive and beyond the reach of the common person but there are always shortcuts when the road is long. The third, not to name it the last because all the three divisions can be approached in random or in no particular order, is dedicated to those who have already died and missed this ultra-sophisticated spacecraft. Though they form the biggest majority and are long gone, they too are redeemable albeit only selectively.
Death is dead, long live the dead
Sentenced to live
Not a single soul will ever answer in the affirmative if the question asked is ‘Are you prepared to die?’. Even those faced with imminent death by an execution or a debilitating terminal disease are wont to hope for a sudden advent of some miraculous event to save them from the dire fatality. For most though, this is an irksome, very offensive and insensitive topic that is topically irrelevant because the concerned individual is not in the first-person singular. Indubitably, given a choice, the entirety of responders would invariably agree to go on living longer and preferably, if conceivable, even living forever. But is it as trivial and unrealistic a perspective as having to detail what we would do if we won a jackpot that we cannot spend during our lifetime? The answers to be sought are about how much we would need to live forever because, for the first time, we can, like the humble jellyfish, live forever, immortally, never dying.
It might sound arbitrary, even outrageous but the first act towards unlimited life is to end death. It is quite unlikely that many a tear would be shed for the death of death. Interpreted as a universally binding opinion expressed not only by an absolute majority but in unanimity by all living persons irrespective of their type of government, social class, upbringing and inherited beliefs, and given that science and technology are progressing towards the unstoppable extension of life, it is therefore hereby decreed with immediate effect that death or the notions thereof be forthwith annulled and words and allusions to termination of life be expunged from common parlance, dictionaries and lexicons and, progressively, from all theological publications.
To obviate the vacuum created by such a sudden cancellation of the word ‘death’ and its associations and connotations from social vocabulary, provisional replacements such as afterlife, next life, life after or any other meaningful substitutions can be resorted to with a view to ensuring the concept of life continuing to exist after one ceases to be, albeit in a modified or transformed status. The thespian query ‘to be or not to be’ has become redundant and unnecessary because one can