Amazing Book of Knock Knock Jokes

Jack Goldstein

Informations

• Publié par: Auk Authors
• Date de parution: 05 janvier 2016
• Nombre de lectures: 0
• EAN13: 9781785382963
• Langue: English

Extrait

Title Page
The Amazing Book of
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
Jack Goldstein



Publisher Information
Published in 2015 by
Andrews UK Limited
www.andrewsuk.com
The right of Jack Goldstein to be identified as the author of this work has been asserted in accordance with the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1998
Copyright © 2015 Jack Goldstein
All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted, in any form or by any means without the prior written permission of the publisher, nor be otherwise circulated in any form of binding or cover other than that in which it is published and without a similar condition being imposed on the subsequent purchaser. Any person who does so may be liable to criminal prosecution and civil claims for damages.
All jokes contained within this book are believed to be either in the public domain or were written by Jack Goldstein. If for whatever reason you believe this not to be the case, please contact the author.



Introduction
Knock, knock. Who’s there? The Amazing Book of Knock Knock Jokes. The Amazing Book of Knock Knock Jokes who? The Amazing Ummm... let’s start again. This book, The Amazing Book of Knock Knock Jokes, contains one hundred and fifty hilarious jokes for kids of all ages, as well as a short section on the history of the joke style that will probably interest your parents (but it’s OK, you can skip over that bit). The author believes that every single one of these jokes will make your head fall off with laughter and your sides split with mirth, so highly recommends exercising caution. Although wouldn’t it be great if your head really did fall off?! Let’s find out...
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Food Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Felix.
Felix who?
Felix my ice cream I’ll be very annoyed!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal honour to meet you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pete.
Pete who?
Pete-za - but you took so long I’ve already eaten it!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Barbie.
Barbie who?
Barbie-qued chicken is ready if you want some!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icing.
Icing who?
Icing so loudly everyone can hear me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
You’re nuts!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Pizza great guy, but he’s on holiday - that’s why I’ve come to your house!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we could go to eat?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida sandwich for lunch!



Random Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
I’m a what ? How dare you be so rude!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jenny.
Jenny who?
Jenny’d to open the door right now!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scott.
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?