Supplement to "Punch", 16th December 1914 - The Unspeakable Turk

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Project Gutenberg's Supplement to "Punch", 16th December 1914, by VariousThis eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and withalmost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away orre-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License includedwith this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.orgTitle: Supplement to "Punch", 16th December 1914The Unspeakable TurkAuthor: VariousRelease Date: December 14, 2009 [EBook #30678]Language: English*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK SUPPLEMENT TO PUNCH ***Produced by Neville Allen, Malcolm Farmer and the OnlineDistributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.netTHE UNSPEAKABLE TURK.(Supplement to "Punch", 16th December 1914)"PUNCH" OFFICE, 10 BOUVERIE STREET, LONDON, E.C.THE STATUS QUOTHE STATUS QUO.Turkey. "Will you not still befriend me?"Britannia. "Befriend you?—Not with your hands of THAT COLOUR!"September 9, 1876.England indignantly protests against the atrocities committed by the Turkin Bulgaria.ONE BUBBLE MOREONE BUBBLE MORE!!January 6, 1877.The Turk, once again, makes illusory promises of Reform.EVERYBODY'S FRIENDEVERYBODY'S FRIEND!March 2, 1878.During the Russo-Turkish War a strict neutrality is preserved by Germany.She is now the "friend" of the Turk.THE SUBLIME "SUPER"THE SUBLIME "SUPER"!(Rehearsal of Grand Military Drama.)Stage Manager. "What are YOU to do, Sir? Why, get well to the back, and—WAVE YOUR BANNER!!!"September 16, 1882.The Turk makes a great ...

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• Publié le: 08 décembre 2010
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Project Gutenberg's Supplement to "Punch", 16th December 1914, by Various This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org Title: Supplement to "Punch", 16th December 1914 The Unspeakable Turk Author: Various Release Date: December 14, 2009 [EBook #30678] Language: English * S ** U   P S P T L A E R M T  E O N F T     T T H O I   S P  P U R N O C J H  E * C ** T GUTENBERG EBOOK Produced by Neville Allen, Malcolm Farmer and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net

THE UNSPEAKABLE TURK. (Supplement to "Punch", 16th December 1914) "PUNCH" OFFICE, 10 BOUVERIE STREET, LONDON, E.C. THE STATUS QUO THE STATUS QUO.

Turkey. "Will you not still befriend me?" Britannia. "Befriend you?—Not with your hands of that colour!" September 9, 1876. c E o n m gla m n it d t   e in d  d b ig y  n t a h n e t   l T y  u p r r k o  i t n e   s B ts u   lg a a g r a i i a n . st the atrocities ONE BUBBLE MORE ONE BUBBLE MORE!! January 6, 1877. The Turk, once again, makes illusory promises of Reform. EVERYBODY'S FRIEND EVERYBODY'S FRIEND! March 2, 1878. During the Russo-Turkish War a strict neutrality is preserved by Germany. She is now the "friend" of the .kruT

THE SUBLIME "SUPER" THE SUBLIME "SUPER"! (Rehearsal of Grand Military Drama.) S w t e a ll g  t e o    t M h a e n  b a a g c er k . ,     " a W nd ha — t  w a a r v e e y  y o o u  u t r o     b d a o n , n S e i r r ! ? !!   " Why, get September 16, 1882. o T f h   e A   r T a u b r i  k i   n  m E a g k y e p s t   .  a  H g e r   e is a   t n  s ot h  t o a w k   e of n     d v e e n ry o   u s n e c ri i o ng u   s t l h y. e revolt COOPED UP COOPED UP! October 26, 1889. t T o h  t e h   e P   o T w ur e k r   s t , o     d r e e s s p t i o t r e e  t   h or e d  p e r r  o i t n e  t s h ts e    I o s f  la G n r d e   e o c f  e C ,  r le et a e v . e it DEEDS—NOT WORDS "DEEDS—NOT WORDS!" John Bull. "Look here,—we've had enough of your palaver! are you going to let the girl go, or have we got to make you?"

t omka eyuo"? June 15, 1895. The barbarous treatment of Armenia by the Turk compels the intervention of England, France and Russia. A FREE HAND A FREE HAND. The Unspeakable Turk. "Ha, ha. There's no one about! I can get to business again." January 18, 1896. t W he h   il o e p  E po n r g t l u a n n it d y  i   s t   o a  c b o so m rb m e it  d f   u e r l t s h e e w r  h o e u r t e r   a t g h e e  s T  i u n r   k A   r ta m k e e n s ia. A TURKISH BATH A TURKISH BATH. r S o u o lt m a ! n   . b  " u T t h — e B y i   s g m a i v ll e a  i h t !    t m h e i   s  p i r s et — ty —  h   o p t h  i e n  w t ! h !" at Armenian August 22, 1896.

A very "sick man" is the Turk. He goes from bad to worse. TURKEY LIMITED "TURKEY LIMITED." Sultan. "Make me into a Limited Company? H'm—Ah —S'pose they'll allow me to join the Board after Allotment!" November 28, 1896. The Powers consider the advisability of placing the Turk "under control." TENDER MERCIES TENDER MERCIES! Dame Europa (to Little Crete). "Don't cry, my little man. I've asked this nice, kind Turkish policeman to stay and take care of you!" March 13, 1897. The Turk is given another chance to mend his ways.

THE SLAVE OF DUTY THE SLAVE OF DUTY! Admiral John Bull. "Now then, out you'll have to go!" The Unspeakable. "What! Leave my beautiful Crete in a state of disorder? Never!" September 24, 1898. T m h is e r  i u n le c   o i r n r   i C gi r b e l t e e   . T   u H r e k     i i s s     c d o e n p s ri o v le e d d     b of y     h G is e   r p m ow an er y   . to THE MITYLENE MARCH THE MITYLENE MARCH. (Solo for the French Horn.) The Sultan. "I don't like Solos! Give me the good old- fashioned European Concerto!" November 13, 1901. t F o r   a re n s c p e  e s c e t  n t d h s e    r a i   g fl h e t e s t     o t f o     c M e i r t t y a l i e n n  F e r  a e n nc d  h c  s o u m b p je el c s t   s t . he Turk

BETWEEN RUSSIA AND THE DEEP SEA BETWEEN RUSSIA AND THE DEEP SEA. September 9, 1903. Trouble again confronts the Turk. Macedonia, weary of his oppression, rises in revolt. Russia keeps an eye upon him. THE OPTIMIST THE OPTIMIST. A wi b ll  d b ul e     H fu a n m !  i I d   . d  " o  W h h o a p t e ,     t a h ll  e t y h 'l e l    h F a le v e e t   s F   ir c e o w m o i r n k g s   ! h " ere? That November 22, 1905. The Powers decide on a Naval Demonstration to compel the Turk to settle the Macedonian difficulty. OUT OF BOUNDS OUT OF BOUNDS. John Bull. "Shoo! Shoo!"

May 9, 1906. u T n h s e  u T cc ur e k s   s tr f i u e l. s    t U o n   d gr e a r  b p   r a e   s bi s t  u o r f e     E h g e y  r p e t t , i   r b e u s t ,     h a i s s     u bl s u u s a t l e . r is THE THRONE PERILOUS THE THRONE PERILOUS. July 29, 1908. d T i h s e o   r c d o e n rs d   i i ti n o d n i   c o a f t   e t   h a e     s T e u r r io k  u is s     v d e a r n y g  c e r r i   ti o c f  a c l. o   l I l n a t p e s r e n . al THE SALT-WATER CURE THE SALT-WATER CURE. t S h h e a  t h h   i o n f  g. P   e Y r o si u a   . c   a " n G   o a   l o w n a  i y n s ,     c A o b m d e ul  o — u j t u  i s f  t  y f o o u r    t d h o e n  l 't o  l o ik k  e o  i f t." Sick Man of Europe. "Yes, I know. But one gets so "!tew August 12, 1908. The Turk makes another specious effort to amend his constitution.

AT LAST AT LAST! November 27, 1912. The liberation of Macedonia from the tyranny of the Turk is, at last, accomplished. ARMAGEDDON: A DIVERSION ARMAGEDDON: A DIVERSION. Turkey. "Good! If only all those other christian nations get at one another's throats, I may have a dog's chance yet." December 4, 1912. The Turk still has a gleam of hope. NO EFFECTS NO EFFECTS. Balkan Leaguer. "It's your money we want." Turkey. "Money, dear boy? Search me!"