Be Afraid. Beaveree Eh Frayed

Description

The citizens of Canada enjoy a high standard of living, well most of the 'proper' ones do. And for the majority they're granted social supports, political freedoms, and economic opportunities beyond the dreams of billions of earthlings.

And yet despite an abundance of resources, both natural and human, our political systems suffer the same fault as all closed power systems, corruption and 'systematic' cruelty (another dodge of personal responsibility).

Anyways, this Canadian poet got tired of it and wrote some verse for you to become 'awoke' eh!

Sujets

• Political Science
• World
• Canadian

Informations

• Publié par: eBookIt.com
• Date de parution: 17 février 2021
• Nombre de lectures: 0
• EAN13: 9781456636173
• Langue: English
• Poids de l'ouvrage: 2 Mo

Extrait

 
This is a work of fiction. The events and characters described herein are imaginary and are not intended to refer to specific places or living persons. The opinions expressed in this manuscript are solely the opinions of the author and do not represent the opinions or thoughts of the publisher. The author has represented and warranted full ownership and/or legal right to publish all the materials in this book. This book may not be reproduced, transmitted, or stored in whole or in part by any means, including graphic, electronic, or mechanical without the express written consent of the publisher except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical articles and reviews.
 
Be Afraid. Beaveree Eh Frayed
RickthePoetWarrior
 
All Rights Reserved.
Copyright © 2021 Richard A. Green
Version 6.1
 
Published in eBook format by RickthePoetWarrior
Converted by http://www.eBookIt.com
 
Originally published 2013
 
ISBN: 978-1-987896-57-2
 
Peace be with you.
Introduction to Serialsly Serial Poetry
 
I organize some of my poetry by subject in a series of books as serial editions to be updated as warranted by new works. Here is a list of the titles in that format:
  Title Subject Aural Gynecology For The Layman Women Be Afraid. Beaveree Eh Frayed Canada Society Cedric The Redneck Rights Pomes Rightwing Culture Cry.Baby BC Social The Computer Part e- Computers Extra Terrorestrial Beings Personalities Giving Myself ‘A’ Reason To Go On Homelessness How To Weaponize Your Seniors Seniors It Came From Jackson’s Point Ontario Society Middle Class Outing Middle Class Some Terrorible Company To Keep Corporations Sterrorilization Stereotyping Terrorforming Your Environment Environment Tyrann(y)asaurus (w)Rex World Society U.S. 'A' Today 'b' Tomorrow USA Societ Victoria By Deceit Of The Pants Victoria Society
 
Style-Leash Notation
 
You may notice my style of including a (2nd voice)
A ((3 rd voice))
And a <<< 4 th _voice>>>
 
There’s the poem talking – then there's (me)
Then there's (("The Editor")) (He's an ass)
And then there's the <<<robo_people>>>
(They are also asses)
So you get four voices in one poem
All for a low price
That’s double plus gooed
O’well (Get it?)
 
((Ed.'s Note: See, the pun is the word low. I'm always here to help. Rick has real issues (and emissions :) ))
 
<<< author’s_actions_are_double_plus_ungood* >>>
 
*((Ed.’s Note: I move to strike that next sentence))
 
*<<<seconded_passed_execute>>>
 
* Damn, he was only 37 years too early!
 
*George Orwell, 1984, Newspeak

 
Canada was built on dead beavers
 
 
~ Margaret Atwood
Predisposition
 
Canadians, a rather likeable people, take a laid-back approach to their politics. Despite that it is still the best place to live because we have/nous avon two/deux Doomsday Machines/Dipsositif Apocalypse . 1
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
1. Don’t worry. It’s Canada. Our big red button has the words “Please Do Not Push/Ne poussez pas” printed on it.
Table of Cantents
Introduction to Serialsly Serial Poetry
Style-Leash Notation
Predisposition
Pre-Poem Preparation
Duh
William Lyon
L'Only Et PQ Lyre
The Logic of Criminal Marijuana
Fur-tive Spirit
RCMP Logic
The Steak Holders Share
CBC & How to Re-lye on TV
C51 Test Case
Ise Da Buy All Right E O
Dear God! Harper has No Form
Goldring Err
Miller Thyme
CRTC Nature-all-monte
Free Parking in Canada
Accordion
Federal Elections
Green Blue Amber Red
Rednecks Elected 2015
The Effects of Red Tide on the Ocean
A-B-Original Transfusion
Red-Faced
Deficit Soup
Moire Deficit Reduction*
Free Speech Syrianously
Can. Govt. Report: Dead Inmates Cost Less
Justice Camp Tramp
National Post® Editorial Bias
New Puppeteers
Bow to Your Highness
Systematic Privilege
Minister of Silly Walks
Hu Flung Pu – Please Stand Up
Coming to a Theatre Near Ewe
Guess Hu’s Coming to Dinner
Thank you God Vote 2016
Too, Mouthed Trudeau
CanadaRevenueAgencyPoem
Let Me In Ooo-eee
Lie-B-Real
I’ll Shake to That
The New Can Can. Dance
Snow Job Blow Job
Boarder Check
Trudeau-Dee and Trudeau-Duhm
Cost of War
Green in The Gills
Moo-Chew-All
The Slippery Slope
CBC Encore® REPEAT NOT Encore®
The Missing Links 1
The Missing Links 2
Missing Links 3
You are What You Ate
Bowel Down to Profit
Just Inso Trudeau
The Phoenix® a Rose! – From Asses to Err
Trust us, Professionally
Smells Fishy St. Lawrence
This is not The Fake News
T. Dandy Man
Jingle Belles
A Year for the Truth to Come Out
The Globe is Mail
Exclusively yours truly Havergal
Sheep Ahoy! The Emigrant Song
Grease your Poll Canada
An Open Letter to the Oil Patch from Canada
Major Canadian Headlines June 22, 2018
Cracked Pipe
Smoke Signals
Good Job
English Excuse
Canada’s First Nations Mess
Canadian Natives on the Warpath
River Runs Deep
Panderhandling
Democrazy
Berniering Desire
Coming to a Theatre Near You
B.R.O.G.U.E.
Can. A Bus.
Canadian Charity
Filling in the Crack
Equal Pay
Clements-See
Those Huaweit also Swerve
Tao-ing Inferno
Who’s Fooling Who
A Javelin for Lavalin®
Downers Syndrome
A Jody-shall Affair
Trucks roll in to Ottawa
Gasping Just. for Err
Beaver by the Ears
The Fetes of Stains Even
Notley too news here Folks – Moove along please
Paper Vue
Oh no He's Back
West Coast Stormtrouper
Mainstream Marijuana meets Mass Mesmerization
Medical Marijuana Checklist
J had Estranged
Medicinal Marijuana The rap he
Juiced the high lights ...
Canadian High-air-it age Moments
Canadian Club
Our National Ant-Hem
Basically all done
Grounding
A Young-Canadian Thought
Jerry Cancer
Fallen Leaf
Image-in-nation
Frozen North
Let’s Dance
Thanks To
 
Pre-Poem Preparation
 
Some definitions to guide your reading:
 
Batoche – Battle scene of the North-West Revolution
 
Beaveree – An event held by Scouts Canada in support of their Beavers program for youth aged five to seven
 
Benny – Street name for Benzedrine and nickname for opioids
 
Book Bomb – A poem included from one of my other titles
 
Ceize-us – C.S.I.S., The Canadian Security Intelligent Service
 
Ewe – A female sheep, is you, the people, sheeple
 
Fie – Old English for falsehood, disgust
 
Grunt – Army slang for a Private or lowest rank personnel
 
Nyet – Russian for “no” or, at least, I think that and I often use it for no, not yet, nonet
 
S.A.S.E. – Self Addressed Stamped Envelope
 
Shite – British slang for shit
 
Teabagging – Prison slang to describe parts of the human anatomy slapping the buttocks of another
 
Timmy’s – Canadian birthed coffee shop franchise Tim Horton's ®
 
 
 
 
 
 
Be Afraid. Beaveree Eh Frayed
RickthePoetWarrior
Statistics don’t lie …
 
 
Duh
 
According to our government’s own estimate
One in five Canadians
Or 68 out of 335 Members of Parliament
Or 21 out of 105 Senators
Are mentally retarded
(Have Mental Health issues)
Our past leaders lead one to question …
 
 
William Lyon
 
William Lyon McKenzie King
To you dead cat our future sing
For this I think you ring-ding-a-ling
William Lyon McKenzie King
Bilingual break fast ...
 
 
L' Only Et PQ Lyre
 
It's for votre plaisir
Je pen this dite eh
Cette ingredients select primeaux
N'est ce la tone without pity
 
J'ecole parle Francais
Du cereal package
From petit dejeuner
Sucre language Batoche rage
 
It's mielleuxs avant
And pleine saveur
Aucun adjective ajoute'
Fair sans contamine' de
 
And por recipe's and votre information
N' importe pas from Chine
Les grande set bon appetit
Due Can ada est a produit
 
Ne poussez pas on your way out
Expiree' will pass no doubt
Vive lay Separation!
Without conservative values (and a joint) this could never have been …
 
 
The Logic of Criminal Marijuana
 
If A = I smoke pot
 
And B = Harper has made it a crime
 
And C = Harper has made me a criminal
 
Then “EH!” = Harper “and a boot to the head” 1
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
1. ‘Boot to the Head’ is a comedy trope and catchphrase mainly associated with the Canadian performance group The Frantics. www.knowyourmeme.com/memes/boot-to-the-head.
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