Here's Proof Only We Conservatives Have Our Heads Screwed On Straight!!!

Lowell M.D. Green

Description

As usual Lowell Green, one of Canada's best selling authors and the Country's most honoured broadcaster, rushes in where angels fear to tread!

His latest book, (his sixth best seller) "Here's proof only we conservatives have our heads screwed on straight" makes you shake your head with disbelief as writes about the truly magnificent screw-ups the granola-crunching, tree hugging, thug huggers have plunged us into over the years.

"Thank heavens," he says , "that with people like Churchill, Thatcher, Reagan, Giuliani, Merkel, Harris and hopefully Harper and maybe even Cameron, there's almost always been a clear-thinking, fearless, principled Conservative or conservative thinker to rescue us from left wing lunacy and economic chaos."

Fresh from the incredible success of his most recent book, "Mayday! Mayday! Curb immigration. Stop multiculturalism, or it's the end of the Canada we know", Green's latest work unleashes a firestorm of wit, wisdom and common sense that is bound to delight, titillate, entertain and educate all those who don't believe group hugs and long walks on lonely beaches with our enemies will solve the world's problems.

If there is any doubt in anyone's mind whether they should buy "Here's Proof", there's a dandy little quiz in the first few pages that provides guidance and hopefully assistance to prevent severe trauma to delicate liberal and socialist sensitilities!

Sujets

• Political Ideologies
• Political Science
• Liberalism
• Conservatism

Informations

• Publié par: eBookIt.com
• Date de parution: 21 février 2013
• Nombre de lectures: 0
• EAN13: 9781456606077
• Langue: English

Extrait

The first reviews are in. “Hilarious!” “Satire at its very best!” “I laughed myself silly at some of the stuff here, but you know something, what Green says is absolutely true!” “This is what my husband has been saying all along!” “Oh, so true! So true!” “I don’t know how Lowell does it, but here we go again. Bang, he hits the nail right square on the head!”
 
Those are just a few of the comments directed this way so far. By the time this book has disappeared from bookshelves across the country and been punched up on everyone’s eBook, you can be certain there will be more than a few complaints and petitions launched along with the accolades.
 
In fairness, this book does contain a grim warning that reading it may cause nightmares amongst the granola-crunching, tree-hugging, thug hugging crowd.
 
Those raising their children in gender-neutral environments, for example, will not likely agree with anything that appears here. The Gore/Suzuki cult will doubtless consider it scurrilous.
 
The Toronto left wing media will, as always with any conservative message, just ignore it and pretend that anyone who doesn’t join Margaret Atwood in trying to ban the Sun News Network is just a hayseed from the “Ozarks” of Ontario.
 
On the other hand, those of you who have acquired the full wisdom and elevated sense of understanding that every true conservative thinker possesses will stand up and cheer!
 


If you are a Conservative or at least conservative-
minded you will be rolling on the floor with
laughter before you get very far in this book.
Liberals and NDPers not so much!
The Gore/Suzuki crowd will go absolutely nuts!
 
As usual, Lowell Green, one of Canada’s bestselling authors and a leading broadcaster, hits the nail right on the head. As you will read here, the number of truly magnificent screw-ups the granola-crunching, tree-hugging, thug huggers have plunged us into over the years is truly amazing.
 
Thank heavens, with people like Churchill, Thatcher, Reagan, Giuliani, Merkel, Harris, hopefully Harper, and maybe even Cameron, there’s almost always been a clear-thinking, fearless, principled Conservative or conservative thinker to rescue us from left wing lunacy and economic chaos!
 
Fresh from the incredible success of his last book, Mayday! Mayday! Curb immigration. Stop multiculturalism. Or it’s the end of the Canada we know! , Green unleashes a firestorm of wit and wisdom with this book that is bound to delight, titillate, entertain and educate all who don’t believe group hugs and long walks on lonely beaches with our enemies will solve all the world’s problems.
 
If there’s any doubt in your mind whether you should buy this book, a dandy little quiz in the foreword provides guidance and hopefully assistance to prevent severe trauma to delicate liberal and socialist sensibilities!
 
NIGHTMARE WARNING! DO NOT COMMENCE
READING THIS BOOK BEFORE COMPLETING THE
QUIZ IN THE FOREWORD! VERY IMPORTANT!
 


Lowell Green
 
Here’s proof
only we
conservatives
have our heads
screwed on
straight!!!
 



ISBN 13: 978-1-4566-0607-7
© 2011 Lowell Green
 
Here’s proof that only we conservatives have our heads screwed on straight!!!
by Lowell Green
 
Published in eBook format by Spruce Ridge Publishing Inc.
Converted by http://www.eBookIt.com
 
All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or otherwise, except for brief quotations used for purposes of review, without the prior written permission of the author. For information, please contact the publisher at 613-831-6307 or at www.lowellgreen.com .
 
This book was written, edited, designed and published in Canada without the aid of government grants of any nature.
 


 
 
 
Dedicated to the memory of
Henry and Mabel Green, my grandparents,
whose generation made all this possible!
 


 
 
A proof is a proof! What kind of a proof?
It’s a proof. A proof is a proof,
and when you have a good proof,
it’s because it is proven!
— Jean Chrétien, cutting-edge
liberal thinker
 
 
However beautiful the strategy,
you should occasionally look at the results.
— Winston Churchill, cutting-edge
conservative thinker
 
Foreword
F orget the CBC’s infamous “Vote Compass” online survey of political issues conducted during the 2011 spring election campaign. If you are unsure of your political leanings here is an easy way to place yourself on the political spectrum (at absolutely no taxpayer expense). Read the following quotes from British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher. Then read the five statements that follow, identify which of the five you agree with, and you will have your answer. More importantly you will learn how many copies of Here’s Proof you should buy!
 
Here, in part, is the statement the “Iron Lady” gave to Woman’s Own magazine, September 1987:
 
I think we have gone through a period when too many children and people have been given to understand “I have a problem, it is the Government’s job to cope with it!” or “I have a problem, I will go and get a grant to cope with it!” “I am homeless, the Government must house me!” and so they are casting their problems on society and who is society? There is no such thing! There are individual men and women and there are families and no government can do anything except through people and people look to themselves first. It is our duty to look after ourselves and then also to help look after our neighbour and life is a reciprocal business and people have got the entitlements too much in mind without the obligations, because there is no such thing as an entitlement unless someone has first met an obligation and it is, I think, one of the tragedies in which many of the benefits we give, which were meant to reassure people that if they were sick or ill there was a safety net and there was help, that many of the benefits which were meant to help people who were unfortunate—“It is all right. We joined together and we have these insurance schemes to look after it.” That was the objective, but somehow there are some people who have been manipulating the system and so some of those help and benefits that were meant to say to people: “All right, if you cannot get a job, you shall have a basic standard of living!” but when people come and say: “But what is the point of working? I can get as much on the dole!” You say: “Look. It is not from the dole. It is your neighbour who is supplying it and if you can earn your own living then really you have a duty to do it and you will feel very much better!”
 
Here’s how to grade yourself.
 
1. Strongly agree —you have the mature wisdom and common sense of a staunch conservative thinker and will need to buy enough books to supply every neighbour who ever littered their lawn with a Liberal, Green Party or NDP sign. Enlightenment is your duty!
2. Somewhat agree —you are in the process of acquiring the full wisdom and elevated sense of understanding that every true conservative thinker possesses and will need to buy sufficient books for all members of your family to ensure you all progress up the ladder of enlightenment at the same rate.
3. Somewhat disagree —You fall under the “faint hope clause,” and thus if you buy and read this book carefully, all may not be lost. You could very well be a late bloomer, so at least give yourself a chance at total enlightenment.
4. Strongly disagree —God help you because no one else can. Do not buy this book! It will give you nightmares!
5. No opinion —You are definitely an NDP supporter. Thinking requires energy that we all know creates greenhouse gasses and a terrible carbon footprint. By not buying this book you can save the lives of 2,312,000 trees! Or, if you want a peek at how we conservatives think, buy the eBook to keep your poor brainwashed conscience clear.
 
Chapter 1
Is Liberalism a Disease?
I only know him as Tom. Irish Tom, a delightfully opinionated regular caller to my Ottawa radio talk show who will launch himself into prolonged and furious broad brogue bombast at the mere drop of the words “British royalty” or “Liberal politician.” Slipping those magic words into our conversation is a ploy I often use to liven things up on slow days. Tom never lets me down. He is an accomplished performer. Academy Award material indeed.
 
“Why are those bums coming to Canada?” He shouts into the phone. “Why are we even letting those parasites into the country?” (Referring, at the time, to the impending visit of Prince William and his wife, Kate, to Canada.) He winds himself into a full-blown Irish rage. His voice shoots up several octaves: “The Royal family—they’re all bums—the most dysfunctional family in the western world—they should all be thrown out onto the street!”
 
At about this point I go for the coup de grâce . He pauses briefly for a breath and I manage to cut in. “And not only that, Tom, they’re all liberals.”
 
As always, he takes the bait, hook, line and sinker. “Liberals!” he screams. “Liberals! We should run the whole damn lot of those no-good bums out of the country on a rail.” At this point my entire audience knows what’s coming next. A punch line he’s used dozens of times. He spits it out with glorious disdain: “Liberalism is a mental disease!”
 
I’ve done my job. “Thanks Tom,” I say, “and next time…”
 
“Ya, ya.” he says. “I know, I know, next time I call have an opinion; ya, ya.” He chuckles and is gone.
 
Since most of my audience is Conservative or at least conservative-minded and thus has an advanced sense of humour I know all are by now bent over double with laughter.
 
Liberals not so much. The NDP and Liz May crowd not at all.
 
My experience is, the further left you are the less sense of humour you enjoy.
 
Socialists for the most part are a pretty grim lot and of course, these days yo