Fairies Hate Ponies

K. Manning Matthew

Description

Xander discovers a new magical creature millions of them, actually! In this adventure, a swarm of insects threatens the Montgomery Orchard and twelve-year-old Xander's fruitful summer job. Luckily, the so-called bugs aren't actually bugs. Unluckily, they're miniature, unicorn-hating, insect fairies from the magical world of Pegasia! If Xander and his team of Rainbow-Barfing Unicorns can't rid the orchard of these no-good fairies, their secret will be blown quicker than a stomach-load of full-spectrum chunks. Plump-full of grotesquely delightful characters and fantastical realms, Xander and the Rainbow-Barfing Unicorns from writer Matthew K. Manning (Batman/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Adventures) is so epic it'll make you wanna puke.

Informations

• Publié par: Capstone Global Library
• Date de parution: 02 mai 2019
• Nombre de lectures: 0
• EAN13: 9781474780865
• Langue: English
• Poids de l'ouvrage: 9 Mo

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FAIRIES HATE

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Designed by Heidi Thompson Original illustrations © Capstone Global Library Limited 2019 Production by Katy LaVigne Originated by Capstone Global Library Ltd Printed and bound in India

ISBN 978 1 4747 6916 7 23 22 21 20 19 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1

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by Matthew K. Manning illustrated by Joey Ellis

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The RainbowBarfing Unicorns come from a faraway, magical world called Pegasia. Not so long ago, these stinky, zombielike, vomiting creatures were banished to Earth for being, well . . . stinky, zombielike, vomiting creatures. However, Earth presents them with a new danger: humans.

So, just who are the RainbowBarfing Unicorns . . . ?

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“Just give up!” Xander yelled. He stood facing the fence of the Henderson Landfill. His eyes narrowed. The target was in his sights. Xander had to time his actions perfectly, or all his efforts would be for nothing. “Never!” screamed a figure from the shadows in front of him. “You won’t take me alive!” Xander smiled.You should’ve stayed silent, he thought.I’ve got you now.

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