PIG and the Fancy Pants

Barbara Catchpole

Description

PIG is late for school and he can't find his pants - so he borrows his sister's sparkly pink Drama Diva panties. Things get difficult when he has to do PE and he is found in the teacher's toilet wearing his sister's panties. Can Pig ever survive the embarrassment? Boys love PIG! Peter Ian Green has another hilarious adventure in this book, one of the bestselling series 'PIG' by Barbara Catchpole. Coupled with fantastic black-and-white illustrations and an easy-to-read diary format, the laugh-out-loud humour and tale of friendship will appeal to all readers.

Informations

• Publié par: Ransom Publishing Limited
• Date de parution: 01 octobre 2013
• Nombre de lectures: 0
• EAN13: 9781781273609
• Langue: English
• Poids de l'ouvrage: 1 Mo

Extrait

Say Hello to Peter Ian Green - PIG for short.
There are six PIG books so far. It s best to read them in this order:
1 2 3 4 5 6
Pig Pig Pig Pig Pig Pig
and the Talking Poo and the Fancy Pants
and the Long Fart plays Cupid gets the Black Death (nearly) Saves the Day
PIG gets the Black Death (nearly) by Barbara Catchpole
Illustrated by metaphrog
Published by Ransom Publishing Ltd. Radley House, 8 St. Cross Road, Winchester, Hampshire SO23 9HX, UK
www.ransom.co.uk
ISBN
978 178127 359 3
First published in 2012
This ebook edition published 2013
Copyright 2012 Ransom Publishing Ltd. Illustrations copyright 2012 metaphrog
A CIP catalogue record of this book is available from the British Library.
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PIG
gets the
Black
Death
(nearly)
Barbara Catchpole
Illustrated by metaphrog

Death and dirt
Dirt, muck, spills, slop! I love dirt and mess. Filth is brilliant! I love to put my wellies - plop! - into a pile of sucky muck.
I ll tell you a secret. Get closer - no, closer ... Not that close! (Phew! What have you been eating? Socks?)
Now, I ll have to whisper, or grown-ups will hear and know that I ve told you the truth:
The dirtier you are, the longer you live.
Honest! It s true! Doctors know it, but they
don t tell you. Doctors are all hoping to live to a hundred and take over the world.
So I am going to stay filthy and mucky all my life. No baths for me! No showers either. I m not even going to go out in the rain.
Come to think of it, we haven t got a shower anyway. Dad did put one in over the bath once. It fell off the wall and nearly did Mum a serious injury. She threw it at him when he came home from the pub.