Of Course I Love You!

Durjoy Datta

Description

Let love be your guide All Debashish cares about is getting laid. His relationships are mostly shortlived and his break-ups messy until he falls in love with the beautiful and mysterious Avantika. When she returns his feelings, he is thrilled. However, his joy is short-lived as Avantika walks out of the relationship. A brokenhearted Debashish plunges into depression and his life takes a dizzying downward spiral. He finds himself without a job, friends, or a lover. Loneliness strikes him hard. That is when his friend Amit comes to his rescue and they start putting the pieces of his life back together. Things begin to look up, but Debashish is still pining for Avantika. Will she come back and make his life whole again, or will he continue to pay for his mistakes?

Sujets

• Love
• Love (disambiguation)

Informations

• Publié par: Penguin Books Ltd
• Date de parution: 15 novembre 2013
• Nombre de lectures: 0
• EAN13: 9789351183921
• Langue: English

Extrait

Durjoy Datta Maanvi Ahuja

OF COURSE I LOVE YOU
Till I Find Someone Better
Contents
About the Author
Also by Durjoy Datta
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Epilogue
Acknowledgements
Follow Penguin
Copyright Page
PENGUIN METRO READS
OF COURSE I LOVE YOU
DURJOY DATTA was born and brought up in New Delhi. He completed a degree in engineering and business management before embarking on a writing career. His first book, Of Course I Love You , was published when he was twenty-one years old and was an instant bestseller. His successive novels- Now That You re Rich , She Broke Up, I Didn t! , Oh Yes, I m Single! , If It s Not Forever , Someone Like You -have also found prominence on various bestseller lists, making him one of the highest-selling authors in India. Durjoy lives in New Delhi, loves dogs and is an active CrossFitter.
For more updates, you can follow him on Facebook ( www.facebook.com/durjoydatta1 ) or Twitter (@durjoydatta).
MAANVI AHUJA was born in New Delhi, India, and did her post graduation in finance from IIM, Kozhikode. She is the author of two books, Of Course I Love You! and Now That You re Rich! , both of which have been on various bestseller lists. Currently residing in Mumbai, she works as an investment banker at a leading banking firm. To know more about her, you can mail her at [e-mail] .
Also by Durjoy Datta
Hold My Hand
She Broke Up, I Didn t! I Just Kissed Someone Else!
Till the Last Breath
Oh Yes, I m Single! And So Is My Girlfriend!
(With Neeti Rustagi)
Now That You re Rich Let s Fall in Love!
(With Maanvi Ahuja)
Someone Like You
(With Nikita Singh)
You Were My Crush Till You Said You Love Me!
(With Orvana Ghai)
If It s Not Forever It s Not Love
(With Nikita Singh)
Chapter 1
T his is perfect. This is perfect , I kept telling myself. It had been twelve hours on the trot. I had already spent my entire month s allowance on her and there were no signs that I would be treated to any sort of guilty pleasures other than the expensive and the utterly fattening ones any time soon. The fact that Smriti looked smoking hot in her floral spaghetti and the short, pleated skirt that ended inches below her butt, wasn t doing me any good either. The very purpose of the skirt s existence-easy accessibility and eventual get rid -ability-was being defeated that night.
It had been a long day and I was ruing the moment I had asked her out tonight. I had missed all my classes that day, all in vain.
So, what next? she asked.
What next? For starters, she could fry my bloody head and chomp it down. Oh no, wait! That won t cost me anything . No doubt, she would order her third cocktail that evening to wash it down. Now if only she would get tipsy, start seeing things in double and eventually be oblivious to my rendering her clothes useless. I might be a jerk, but many guys would agree with me on this: nudity suits girls.
I don t know, I said, plastering a dreamy look on my face, one that screamed that I needed nothing but her. I hoped it would work this time, though it was the millionth time that day and she had not even blown a kiss, let alone do it real time.
I wondered why I had decided to be in love with her. I could have lived with the tag of an ugly but lucky jerk with a one-track mind. For a guy who looked as bad as I did, it was surprising that I had dated a few girls before Smriti. However, none of my relationships worked and apparently every break-up was my fault. This time, I had vowed that I would make it work.
Why?
Because I was tired of the nonsense being said about me. That I had no respect for women. It s not true at all. I was losing every bit of credibility on the dating scene. Soon, no friend who would set me up with anybody, which itself happened very rarely. Being a perennially struggling-to-save-money-for-dates student of a nerdy engineering college, in my world relationships were more than about partying each night and drinking oneself to sexual inability. People around me wanted love, care and long conversations, whatever that meant.
It was time I fell in love . I had to find somebody to love. Or at least somebody I would not hate after the first few weeks. And somebody who wouldn t dump me either. Smriti fit the bill. I was lucky I got her.
She was not too hard to handle and was low on maintenance. At least, that s what I had thought when I started pursuing her. But the most important thing-she was busy. As a medical student, she did not have a lot of time to spend on long phone conversations. She spent more time examining other people s crotches than mine. Although that made me uncomfortable, at least I didn t have to endure sleepless nights yakking on the phone.
She was a little too fair and a little too thin, compared to my bulky five-foot-ten frame, and consequently a little less endowed in the places I would have liked. But what the hell, she was beautiful. Not like the ones you would fantasize about till you were blue and frothing at the mouth, but the kind you would take home to your mom. Although in our case, I could never imagine that happening.
Something kept her from reaching the dizzying heights of dollish beauty. It was either her smile that extended from ear to ear, making her look like the little pug from a television commercial, or her slightly long, crooked nose. Whatever it was, there was something wrong about her. I guess I would find out in due time and find her not likeable. For now, I had to concentrate on getting her to kiss me.
I was not in a position to comment on something such as looks, anyway. The only redeeming feature on my face was the patch of unmanaged beard that covered my chin and took away attention from the below-average features I had managed to crowd my face with. The unruly mop of hair on my head helped too. The basic idea was to hide as much of my face as possible. Okay, well, I had a dimple, too, but more or less, I was ugly.
It had been almost a month since Smriti and I had accepted that we loved each other, but so far there was no physical proof to back it. We had not even kissed. However, a night-out was exactly what I needed to weave my magic, and weave her clothes off her. If I failed, I would tell myself it was pure, untainted love that I was after. As 50 Cent preached in one of his songs- Be a Gentleman . It was tough, though; she was not letting me be a man . Gentle, I never was.
Anyway, I had managed to put my arm around her and land a peck on her cheek during the wretched movie we watched earlier, gold-class plus popcorn. Moreover, the peck was so woefully devoid of passion, it could have graced a greeting card rather than a Cosmopolitan centrefold.
How was I supposed to know she would find The Chronicles of Narnia so interesting that she would fail to notice the stolen kiss on her cheek? She was a doctor, all right. But not a vet! Definitely not Dr Doolittle. Ideally, she shouldn t have been interested in a talking lion, let alone cry for the damned thing.
It s closing down. Let s go to a place that will be open all night, she suggested.
Nightlife in Delhi in those days was pathetic, to say the least. I suspected even a tribal region in Sikkim showed up more on the US military radar systems than Delhi did. We d have to go to Comesum, the only all-night place that I could afford since the money in my wallet had hit rock bottom that boring night. Comesum was where all the inexpensive night-outs invariably ended, amidst lots of pathetic food and mosquitoes. Nevertheless, its large and empty parking space and low do-not-disturb bribe rates excited me, and many others who spent the night acting funny behind tinted car windows.
Sex was engulfing every part of Delhi, having long replaced television as the favourite pastime. The only people who refused to accept it were the ones not doing it. However, it was all around. The geeky girl in your class, the stud, the backbencher Sardar-however incapable you might have thought them to be, morally or physically, they were all doing it. If you had a girl, then you would be doing it. Sex was everywhere-schools, office backrooms, movie halls and parking lots. Secluded places were paradise. Illegal though they might have been, tinted car windows were in . In a few years, not having a girlfriend became as odd as having one had been, a few years back. The Delhi Public School MMS scandal of 2004 was just the tip of the iceberg.
How about going to Comesum ? I asked a seemingly stupid question in response to a seemingly stupid suggestion.
Still, I did not blame Smriti for her naivety. The girl I had dated before her was so astonishingly boring when we weren t making out that I had to look for interesting places that one could go to in Delhi.
We can go to Aura. It s in Hotel Ashoka. I heard it s fine, too. Lots of girls! I bet you will like it, she said and nudged me. Sure, I could have leered at wiggly tits in a club, but an option like that is more alluring when you are no longer trying to get inside your girl s shirt. It had been ten months since I had broken up and it s not very easy convincing people to still be in contact, especially physical.
I have been to Aura. It s not as good as people say it is. It just has a few drunken local brats dancing. That s it. And it s anyway not worth it, driving that far, I said.
Your call. After all, it is your treat. You decide.
Thank god for that.
I loved Aura. Especially on evenings when stags weren t allowed, it was heaven and an expensive one at that. I had to shoot either the plan down or myself. I loved myself . So we headed off to Comesum, driving off on a drunken auto driver s directions. His breath was in no way different from