Prudence Couldn't Swim

James Kilgore

Description

White ex-con Cal Winter comes home one day to find his gorgeous young, black wife drowned in the pool. Prudence couldn't swim and Cal concludes she didn't get in the water willingly: he suspects murder. This darkly humorous journey takes readers along with Cal and his prison homie Red Eye as they set out to find the killer, taking them into a world full of the sexual urges of the rich and powerful. Intricate and mesmerising, this racially charged novel reflects strands of the author's own complicated and quixotic life.

Informations

• Publié par: PM Press
• Date de parution: 18 juillet 2012
• Nombre de lectures: 0
• EAN13: 9781604867428
• Langue: English
• Poids de l'ouvrage: 8 Mo

Extrait

– switch∙blade (sw˘ch’blad’) n. a different slice of hardboiled fiction where the dreamers and the schemers‚ the dispossessed and the damned‚ and the hobos and the rebels tango at the edge of society.

THE JOOK GARY PHILLIPS I-5: A NOVEL OF CRIME, TRANSPORT, AND SEX SUMMER BRENNER PIKE BENJAMIN WHITMER THE CHIEU HOI SALOON MICHAEL HARRIS THE WRONG THING BARRY GRAHAM SEND MY LOVE AND A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL! STORIES OF CRIME, LOVE AND REBELLION EDITED BY GARY PHILLIPS AND ANDREA GIBBONS PRUDENCE COULDN’T SWIM JAMES KILGORE NEARLY NOWHERE SUMMER BRENNER

PRUDENCE COULDN’T SWIM JAMES KILGORE

Prudence Couldn’t Swim By James Kilgore

CopyrigHt © James Kilgore his edition © 2012 PM Press All rigHts reserved

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Cover illustration by Mark Maddox www.maddoxplanet.com Interior design by Courtney Utt/briandesign

ISBN: 978–1–60486–495–3 Library of Congress Control Number: 2011927952 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1

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Oakland, CalIfornIa June, 2003 rudence couldn’t swim. SHe liked to sit by my pool in a skimpy bikini, Her body glowing witH creams, lotions, and oils. WHen I like P a frog’s. came Home tHat hursday aTernoon, I saw Her in tHe water for tHe îrst time. SHe lay face up under tHe surface, Her legs bent I kicked oF my sandals and jumped in feet-îrst. My favorite CHristian Dior sunglasses oated away as I grabbed Her Hand. er îngers were limp but warm. I dragged Her to tHe edge, let go for a second, and scrambled onto tHe deck. As I knelt down and slid my Hands under Her armpits, I tHougHt I Heard Her laugHing. No sucH luck. er knees banged against tHe concrete, tHen Her toes caugHt on tHe rim of tHe pool. I’d never been mucH good at Handling women wHo were alive and breatHing, so I sHouldn’t Have been surprised tHat tHis wasn’t going well. I gave an extra tug and Her body slitHered onto tHe scorcHing concrete. er skin seemed to sizzle as I laid Her down and began tHe battle to bring my wife back from tHe dead. his woman Had cost me a fortune—plane tickets, clotHes, enter- tainment. Prudence longed to live in style. I tried to give Her tHat, tHougH I don’t know How mucH sHe appreciated my eForts. Our union did Have its beneîts tHougH. I strutted tHrougH crowds wHile gawkers puzzled at How a Hare-lipped, balding wHite man could Hold onto tHis ebony tropHy girl. I would remember tHose times. Now, soaking wet and frantic, I wasn’t sure it was all wortH it. People would probably say sHe played me. or tHe îrst time ever, I put my lips to Her moutH. I Held Her nostrils sHut, like wHat I remembered tHey said to do on tHe radio if someone wasn’t breatHing. his once-forbidden fruit felt so natural.

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I breatHed in and out tHree, four, îve times. A trickle of water ran from Her nose. WitH tHe at of my Hand between Her still-sHining breasts, I pusHed quick and Hard. he purple polisH of Her toenails asHed in tHe corner of my eye as Her feet bounced in rHytHm to my futile tHrusts. SHe’d spent Hours witH little balls of cotton between Her toes getting tHat polisH just rigHt. I alternated between lips and cHest, my cHeek înally collapsing onto tHose once-glorious tits. I was too out of breatH to cry. Prudence was gone. WHat tHrills did life Hold for me now?

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He îrst issue was getting out of tHose clotHes. I Hated wet cotton clinging to my cHest. I stripped down to my boxers in tHe patio, tHen T raced to tHe bedroom. A pair of black Dockers and a black casH- mere sweater Helped me regain my composure for a few seconds. But no cHange of clotHes could solve tHe problem of wHat to do witH tHis dead body. I rusHed back out to tHe patio and covered Prudence witH a green wool blanket. I didn’t want to witness wHatever cHanges go on witH a dead person. Red Eye would know wHat to do tHougH He was Hard to catcH. e Hadn’t quite gotten tHe Hang of cell pHones. e owned one but rarely turned it on and never cHecked messages. Even His parole oïcer Had a Hard time tracking Him down. I tried His landline. No reply. e didn’t believe in answering macHines or voice mail. “If God intended me to get tHe call He would Have kept my ass at Home,” was His explanation. ypical convict logic. ATer His îve years in tHe pen wHat could I expect? WHen Red Eye wasn’t Home, He was usually at Leon’s Sports Bar, a none-too-fancy place on tHe fringes of ayward. Red Eye bet on anytHing—football, NASCAR, tHe Olympics. e bet on European soc- cer, tHougH He didn’t know a corner kick from an oF side. e solved tHat problem by always betting on teams witH red uniforms. In fact, He always bet on red. I once caugHt Him witH $100 riding on a ping pong matcH. e’d backed tHe CHinese player against tHe Malaysian because tHe CHinese guy wore a red sHirt. “And tHe guy comes from Red CHina,” He’d pointed out to make it more convincing. I could pHone Red Eye at Leon’s but tHe conversation migHt get awkward and Leon loved to eavesdrop. Better to go tHere. Still, before

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I could go anywHere, I Had to do better tHan leave Prudence lying under a blanket. ow long did a body take to start stinking? he last tHing I needed was tHe stencH of my now-former wife enveloping tHe neigHborHood. I Hadn’t lived Here long and I was trying to keep up a respectable front. It was all disintegrating fast. he more I tHougHt about it, tHe worse it seemed. ow could tHis vibrant, beautiful woman suddenly turn into a rotting Heap of esH? I wrapped tHe blanket all tHe way around Her and dragged it across tHe patio, a little like a Husky pulling a sled. er once-mesmerizing bumps and curves tHudded over tHe sliding glass door frame. At least Hers was a bloodless deatH. I didn’t Have to worry about stains. Still, dead people did empty tHeir bodily uids at some point. I Hoped tHat moment wouldn’t come too soon. I’d spent over $4,000 recarpeting tHe living room just a few weeks before. Cream color. I didn’t want anyone’s emissions, not even Prudence’s, to scar my investment. Just for insurance I rolled tHe body, still in tHe blanket, onto a little tHrow rug. ard to Hide blemisHes on cream-colored carpet. I slid tHis odd-looking parcel across tHe living room, down tHe sHining Hardwood Hallway to tHe guest batHroom. here wasn’t mucH space in tHere. I Had to bend Her a little and wrap Her around tHe toilet so I could close tHe door. As I twisted Her ankle to get tHe required angle, Her face popped out of tHe blanket. A few minutes of deatH Had Hollowed Her eyes and caved in Her cHeeks. hat tiny scar on Her cHeek, Her only blemisH, Had someHow grown. I tHrew a towel over Her Head before tHat image got too deeply etcHed in my memory. I retreated quickly and sHut tHe door, Hoping sHe wouldn’t op into some ungainly position. SHe deserved better tHan tHat. I rusHed to tHe liquor cabinet and downed two sHots of Wild urkey. he burning liquid temporarily purged Her sunken eyes from my mind. I couldn’t recall wHy I’d brougHt Her inside. OH yes. I didn’t want to leave Her by tHe pool wHile I went to înd Red Eye at Leon’s. As I searcHed for my car keys, anotHer little ligHt went on inside my Head—tHe one tHat said “you could be in a world of trouble Here.” Prudence didn’t leap into tHe Heated pool in a suicidal ît. SHe Had Help. Someone pusHed Her. Maybe tHey were trying to set me up. Running to Leon’s looked a little less appealing. If I was going to

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run, I’d Have to run fartHer tHan tHat. WHoever did tHis Had probably pHoned tHe police tHe minute I walked tHrougH tHe front door. I Had to cover some tracks. ast. I excHanged tHe Wild urkey for CHivas Regal and weigHed my options. wo sHots of tHe CHivas Halted tHe tremor in my Hands. ScotcH was more powerful tHan bourbon in sucH situations. I’d save tHe Wild urkey for later. I pHoned Leon’s and asked for Red Eye. “e just stepped out,” tHe bartender told me. “Is He coming back?” “ard to say,” He replied. “e usually does but you never know.” “Can you give Him a message?” “We don’t do messages,” He responded. “We’re a sports bar, not an answering service. Besides, too many people sHoot tHe messenger, if you get wHat I mean.” “here’s been a deatH in tHe family. I need to get Him urgently.” “Sorry, Bud,” He answered, “we’ve Heard tHat one. ry PHilly Joe’s on E. welTH and iTH. It’s His otHer Haunt. 651-4893.” “hanks” I dialed as far as tHe four wHen I Heard tHe sirens coming. I put down tHe pHone and grabbed tHe broom. ime to Hide tHe evidence, tHougH I wasn’t sure wHy. I went outside and swept away all tHe little pieces of green wool I’d trailed across tHe patio, tHen Hosed down tHe pool deck for good measure. A quick run of tHe vacuum cleaner over tHe living room carpet restored some order. It’s Hard to weigH your options in a messy House. If tHe cops came I was sure I could convince tHem I was no tHug. I Had my Volvo 740 parked in tHe driveway to prove it. Mint condi- tion. I Had to give up tHe Caprice Bubble wHen I moved to tHe Hills. opefully my new image would pay oF and tHey didn’t run ID cHecks on gentlemen sipping scotcH and soda in tHis neck of tHe woods. As I added some soda to tHe CHivas I realized I Had anotHer problem. My point was tHat I Had notHing to Hide. Moving tHe body didn’t ît in witH tHat image. I ran down tHe Hall to tHe batHroom, opened tHe door and yanked on Her leT leg. SHe slid out into tHe Hallway. I was Holding a coldisH foot, trying not to look at Her face. I closed my eyes and

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