Uncle Joe's Magic Horses

Steve Cargil

Description

The behind view of a young fairy queen as she learns how to rule her complicated kingdom. Her uncle shows her how to have fun with magic horses.
The dreams is a dishwasher is a fantasy best kept to himself. The words of a wise man said. “It is what it is.” Someday it maybe more than what it is, that is the dream!

Sujets

• Changling
• Xian de Changling
• Fiction
• Fantasy

Informations

• Publié par: iUniverse
• Date de parution: 24 octobre 2022
• Nombre de lectures: 0
• EAN13: 9781663245953
• Langue: English
• Poids de l'ouvrage: 1 Mo

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Uncle Joe’s Magic Horses
 
AMY MAKES CHANGES
 
 
 
 
 
Steve Cargil
 
 
 
 
 

 
UNCLE JOE’S MAGIC HORSES
AMY MAKES CHANGES
 
Copyright © 2022 Steve Cargil.
 
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ISBN: 978-1-6632-4594-6 (sc)
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iUniverse rev. date: 10/12/2022
 
The polictics of being a fairy queen may seem to be easy and her life is filled with glamour. The real power is in the rooms of the faires fighting for power. In this case a certain rat fighting for power as the would be King of the fairies. He thinks he knows how to make it happen. Did Amy lie, but it is impossible for Amy to lie, hmmm? The polictics of the dragon world makes the fairy polictics seem like tame and boring. They are on a collusion course with the fairy world, or are they going to all die due to their own stupid pride and stubbornness? Sally has the most power of any fairy, no one can read minds like her. Does she know who her mom is?
The fairy council of elders controls thousands of worlds. Their population is nearly 800,000 million, but they are spread out because they can use their magic to move from world to world in a blink of their eyes. The fairies copied humans for some of their problems. They have a military-style system on the edges of their dimensional worlds.
Strange things happen around fairies, their magic makes things happen. Trees become intelligent and talk to each other, animals can have mental chatter with each other. Sometimes they can talk to a fairy. The son of an important elder named Hunter was due to arrive next week.
He was supposed to visit Lieutenant Colonel Marvin Weaver. He is a dour old man who was passed over for promotion so many times he is permanently pissed off. He needs to be promoted to be able to move to near the center of the fairy kingdoms. His wife lives there with his kids, they refuse to live with him in isolation.
Marvin Weaver’s assistant, Nancy DeLorin, is a young woman who needs to be assigned to an Army man who is popular. Nancy knows her boss was very unpopular, and if he fails to impress the son of the Fairy Queen Amy. Her boss will be stuck here forever. Forever is a very long time for fairies, they live for thousands of years. Nancy worries about her boss, he drinks the best whiskey and smokes fine imported cigars. Marvin spends time on his golf game, but he was hopeless as a golfer.
That day Marvin was out on the golf course practicing his swing with a golf pro. Nancy was talking out loud as she sits on her boss’s desk.
“What am I going to do, if my boss fails this inspection, I am stuck with him until I get gray hair?”
A voice from the fancy bookshelf replied.
“Yeah, you are in a pickle for sure, but you have a way out, but it all depends on you.”
Nancy looked at the bookshelf. A large cigar-smoking rat was smoking one of her boss’s cigars. She was afraid of being blamed for stealing the old man’s cigars. Nancy yelled loudly.
“Give me that cigar you varmint!” The rat told her smoothly.
“Now, now, calm down, let me tell you how to solve all of your problems. If you think I am full of hot air, I will give you this cigar.” Nancy who was a very reasonable and calm woman said.
“OK, I’ll listen, but you better not be blowing smoke at me.”
The rat said. “My name is Red, I know your name is Nancy. You are a hot babe, for a fairy.” Nancy doesn’t get many compliments on the outer limits of the fairy kingdom. She was starving for compliments with attention from men. She said.
“Why thank you very much, do you really think so?”
The rat knew, he had her in his back pocket. He said.
“Honey, your sweet, and you are a doll and you are built, or stacked as men would say. I read enough of these books to know that you are a sexy woman with tat tats men would love to play with.” Nancy said.
“Ahhh, your sweet, you can keep that cigar, go on.”
Red said. “OK, here is your problem, your boss has the personality of a wet rag and he is about as useful. So he will stay here until he retires. If he stays here, you will stay here, and I will stay here. I have a solution for you to get him in a great mood before wonder boy gets here.” Nancy frowned as she said sourly.
“What? I have to have sex with him?”
The rat took a small puff and blew out thoughtfully.
“No, my sexy fairy friend, I doubt that will help you and it will cause you problems later. My solution is not as simple, the old man is too old to enjoy sex. But he can be excited by the hope of it and by the possibility of sex. You can use that to get him in a great mood so he can impress the wonder boy and get promoted.”
Nancy replied in a funky mood. “Really? You expect me to hint at having sex with him to get him happy?” Red smiled wickedly.
His smile told Nancy that she was in trouble, she knew she was in deep trouble if her boss didn’t get promoted. Nancy replied flatly.
“OK, what is the real deal rat?” He took another puff.
Red asked. “Do you have any magic?” Nancy was mad.
“Well duh, I am stuck out here aren’t I?”
The rat said. “Hmmm, all you need is a little.” Nancy was being sucked into his idea as she asked breathlessly.
“Huh, what is your idea, don’t drag this out all day?”
Red took another drag from the cigar that sitting on the rim of a large mug. He looked at her as if he was reading her like a book.
“Well Nancy, if you had a little magic, you can send a shot of it to his genitals. It will perk him up and make him think about sex.” Red asked her sarcastically.
“Can you do a simple thing like that?” Nancy was depressed.
“Well, maybe a little bit, So that is your great idea cigar thief?”
Red smiled. “Well, this means you have to touch him softly as you jolt him as you pretend it didn’t happen. Let him believe he is going crazy for all I care. It will work long enough for him to get promoted and you and I can get the hell out of here.” Nancy cried.
“Ewww, I have to play with his dick?” Red was not amused.
“Listen carefully mentally challenged Fairy woman, I said softly touch as in barely touching as in accidentally touching once in a while with a shot of your magic.” Nancy cocked her head as she looked at Red sideways.
“Oh, I can do that since it means we get transferred out of here.” Red smiled again.
“That’s my good girl, I knew you would see it my way.”
Nancy was going to object to being called his girl, but something stopped her as she told herself.
“I am a good girl.” She had no idea why she said that, but it made her feel good.
Red smiled, he used the little magic he had to stick that idea in her mind. Red added more to help her accept his idea and to accept him as her master. He told her forcefully with magic.
“You know you need a no-nonsense attitude to pull this off so it keeps him off balance, and it will keep him from expecting you to have sex with him. You have to do this because you are my girl, you belong to me.”
Nancy looked at him strangely, then she shook her head. Her mind was telling her loud and clearly.
“You are his girl, you belong to him.” Nancy said “OK.”
Nancy was a simple-minded girl with not enough magic to boil an egg. Good looking women with sexy bodies without magic are worth 10 cents for a dozen on fairy worlds.
Red had been practicing his magic for a very long time. But there was no way his magic was going to work on Marvin. Marvin was too negative for Red’s weak magic to work. Red was delighted it is working on Nancy. She was his last resort and he guessed Nancy was his best resort. Nancy asked politely.
“Please put that cigar out before my boss comes back.” Red smiled as he replied with magic.
“You are a good woman and you belong to me, thanks for being my girl, you are the best woman ever!”
Nancy should have taken offense, and objected, but she said.
“Why thank you, you are very nice for a rat.”
Red nailed the coffin lid down by asking Nancy with strong magic.
“You love me don’t you, my sweet girl? Please cut the end off I smoked and return it to me so I can save it for another smoke.”
Nancy listened to his instructions as his other words teased her mind that told her. “He is very nice, I love to help him. I am his sweet loving girl. I want to keep helping him, I belong to him. Nancy doesn’t listen to her mind while she is doing something. He took the cigar and ran to hide it.
For no reason, she could think of, Nancy fed Red scraps from her lunch. Red used his magic as he told her instructions on how to do as he commanded her in detail. Now Nancy didn’t object to having to constantly touch Marvin’s dick as if it was a causal mistake as if she loved and respected him. Nancy giggled loudly.
“Fuck who can love such a sour puss, he turns me off.”
Red told her. “Babe,