101 Amazing Animal Jokes

Jack Goldstein

Description

Jack Goldstein blasts his humour cannon at you in this side-splitting collection of 101 amazing jokes about animals. Organised into categories such as farm animals, cats and dogs, horses and even dinosaurs, budding comedians will have an animal joke for every occasion. Did you hear about the horse with the negative attitude? She always said Neigh!

Informations

• Publié par: Andrews UK
• Date de parution: 16 avril 2013
• Nombre de lectures: 0
• EAN13: 9781782348290
• Langue: English

Extrait

Title Page
101 AMAZING ANIMAL JOKES
by
Jack Goldstein




Publisher Information
Published in 2013 by
Andrews UK Limited
www.andrewsuk.com
The right of Jack Goldstein to be identified as the Author of this Work has been asserted by him in accordance with the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1998
Copyright © 2013 Jack Goldstein
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Introduction
Jack Goldstein blasts his humour cannon at you in this side-splitting collection of 101 amazing jokes about animals. Organised into categories such as farm animals, cats and dogs, horses and even dinosaurs, budding comedians will have an animal joke for every occasion. Did you hear about the horse with the negative attitude? She always said Neigh!



Insects
Why do bees hum?
Because they don’t know the words!
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk!
What did one flea say to the other flea?