Ally's Clever Joke Book! With Facts from the Past!

Phyllis Ph.D. Goldman

Description

Ally's dinosaur jokes for kids is an awesome collection of over 250 amusing, clever, hilarious, wacky, and entertaining jokes.

In addition to this priceless humor, Ally takes the reader on an adventure back to his environment, and the prehistoric period, in this case the Jurassic period!

Sujets

• Humor

Informations

• Publié par: eBookIt.com
• Date de parution: 21 février 2013
• Nombre de lectures: 0
• EAN13: 9781456604820
• Langue: English

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Ally’s Clever Joke Book!
 

 
No Sweat!
 


Allosaurus Publishers
 
Phyllis Barkas Goldman, Founding Editor
The Editor wishes to thank Alex Craig , & Sian Erskine for their assistanc e .
 
Created, Designed, and Printed by the North Carolina Learning Institut e for Fitness & Education , In c .
 
Copyright , © revised 2011 by The North Carolina Institute For Fitness & Education , Inc .
P 0 Box 10245, Greensboro , NC 27404 . All rights reserved. This book or any parts thereof may not be reproduced in any form witho ut permission of the publisher.
 
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Jokes
 
Why can't you tell Ally any secrets?
Because he carries a tale!
 
What primate did Ally like to travel with?
A flying lemur!
 
What animal does Ally know that never tells the truth?
A lion!
 
When Ally went to school what did he use to write on?
His pads on his feet!
 
How does Ally keep his teeth form falling out?
He uses tooth paste!
 
When Ally goes to a restaurant what does he like to eat first?
An on tray!
 
What was Ally thinking about when he was panning for gold?
It's all mine!
 
What kind of flower would Ally pick for you?
For-get-me not!
 
What flower did Ally run away from?
Dandelion!
 
While Ally was eating his salad why did he called the plumber?
Because he found a leek!
 
When Ally plays cards what animal is not invited to the game?
A cheater!
 
What stays behind Ally all the time?
His shadow!
 
How does Ally stay in shape?
He does chimp ups!
 
What did Ally big toe say to his little toe?
Oh my sole, there's a heal Following us!
 
What does Ally say when he agrees with the Geologist?
My sediments exactly!
 
How does Ally open the door to a haunted house?
With a skeleton key!
 
Where does Ally go for a Sunday drive?
Nowhere- Dinosaurs do not drive!
 
Why did Ally cross the play ground?
To get to the other slide!
 
Why did Ally ask the potato to help him search for gold?
Because a potato has more eyes!
 
What kind of dog does Ally take to the beach?
A hotdog!
 
Why did Ally yell for the goose when he was stuck in the tree?
He wants to get down!
 
Why did Ally wear a bullet proof vest when he was looking up at the sky? Because he saw shooting stars!
 
Why does Ally like to weigh himself during the day time?
Because it's lighter!
 
What animal friend does Ally call on to free the zoo animals?
A Tur-key!
 
What bird did Ally visit in Jail?
A robin!
 
Why did Ally bring a knife and folk to math class?
Because he wanted a piece of pie!
 
What vegetable did Ally mail at the post office?
A bunch of lettuces!
 
What outfit did Ally wear to court?
His law suit!
 
Why was Ally crying at the ice cream shop?
His baobab split!
 
How do you make Ally laugh?
Tell him a monkey joke!
 
Why does Ally play tennis?
Because he wants to raise a racket!
 
Why did Ally throw lettuce, tomatoes, and carrots up in the air?
He wanted a toss salad!
 
What did Ally put a little ant on the TV?
Because he needed an antenna!
 
How do you make Ally laugh?
Tell him a human joke!
 
What did the banana do when he saw Ally?
Split!
 
What reptile operator does Ally call to make a long distance call?
A crocodile!
 
Why couldn't Ally's bike go very far?
It was 2-tired!
 
Why did Ally always play baseball during the day?
Because bats only come out a night!
 
Why did Ally look in the mirror to remember?
He wanted to reflect!
 
What animal does Ally love?
Ewe!
 
What animal did Ally play with in the music store?
A trumpet!
 
What day does Ally leave his umbrella home?
On a Sunday!
 
Why did Ally invite his friend the pheasant over?
He wanted to play a game!
 
What bird is not a favorite of Ally?
A robin!
 
Why did Ally carry a feather in the dark?
Because it was light!
 
Why did Ally sing under the table?
Because he sang so-lo!
 
Why does Ally carry a rooster in his back pocket?
Because he might need a comb!
 
Why does Ally carry a parrot on his shoulder?
Because he wanted a walkie-talkie!
 
Why does Ally hold lettuce while he ran the marathon?
He wants to keep ahead!
 
Why did Ally believe his friend could not play an instrument?
Because he played the lyre!
 
Where did Ally go to buy his girlfriend jewelry?
The baseball field to see the diamond!
 
Why does Ally use his watch to help him carry his packages?
Because the watch has a second hand!
 
Why did Ally give his girlfriend a bowl of fruit?
So he could have a date!
 
What does Ally use to measure when he goes outside?
A yardstick!
 
Why didn't Ally want the zebra to play on his team?
Three stripes and your out!
 
Why does Ally like to eat out?
So he can eat a Jurassic burger!
 
What does Ally say to his friend the bee?
Hiya honey!
 
Why did Ally visit the pig when he was sick?
Because the pig could cure him!
 
Why did Ally put his watch to bed?
Because it was running all day!
 
Why were the two Allys named Ed?
Because two Eds are better than one!
 
What did the ram say to the Ally?
After ewe!
 
Why did Ally avoid riding horseback at dusk?
He was afraid of nightmares!
 
Why did Ally take his saddle to the beach?
He wanted to ride a seahorse!
 
Why did Ally ride the Pony Express?
Because he was horsing around!
 
Why did Ally take a broom to the horse races?
Because he wanted to win the sweepstakes!