Over 700 Witty & Humorous definitions

R.K. Murthi

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Sujets

• Humour

Informations

• Publié par: V & S Publishers
• Date de parution: 01 juin 2015
• Nombre de lectures: 0
• EAN13: 9789350572856
• Langue: English

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Over 700 Witty & Humorous Definitions
R.K. Murthi
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Edition 2020 DISCLAIMER While every attempt has been made to provide accurate and timely information in this book, neither the author nor the publisher assumes any responsibility for errors, unintended omissions or commissions detected therein. The author and publisher make no representation or warranty with respect to the comprehensiveness or completeness of the contents provided. All matters included have been simplified under professional guidance for general information only without any warranty for applicability on an individual. Any mention of an organization or a website in the book by way of citation or as a source of additional information doesn’t imply the endorsement of the content either by the author or the publisher. It is possible that websites cited may have changed or removed between the time of editing and publishing the book. Results from using the expert opinion in this book will be totally dependent on individual circumstances and factors beyond the control of the author and the publisher. It makes sense to elicit advice from well informed sources before implementing the ideas given in the book. The reader assumes full responsibility for the consequences arising out from reading this book. For proper guidance, it is advisable to read the book under the watchful eyes of parents/guardian. The purchaser of this book assumes all responsibility for the use of given materials and information. The copyright of the entire content of this book rests with the author/publisher. Any infringement/transmission of the cover design, text or illustrations, in any form, by any means, by any entity will invite legal action and be responsible for consequences thereon.
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PUBLISHER’S NOTE
V&S Publisher’s have always been promoting good books that enrich the life of the common man and help him climb the ladder of success easily. This is the goal that we have been following with single-minded devotion.
To take us ceaselessly toward this goal, we have been engaging outstanding writers and specialists in various fields to write for us.
The present book is a compilation of Deft Definitions, a collection of the most rib-tickling and thought-provoking definitions gleaned from the best brains of mankind, from all times and climes. Every page bubbles with wit, wisdom and laughter. This is a compendium that comes in handy when one wants to find the apt quotations to pep up one’s talks or to breathe life into one’s speeches or writings. This is the book for anyone who wants to make a mark in this world, be he a student or a teacher, an administrator or a politician, a social worker or a business magnate.
The collection has been made by Mr. R.K. Murthi from the scrap books he has been maintaining for over forty years. Mr. Murthi is one of India’s leading freelance writers. His middles and satires appear regularly in major newspapers and publications. He has also been effectively serving the cause of children’s literature and has won several national awards and prizes for his work in the field. He is currently the Secretary-General of the India Society of Authors and the Editor-in-Chief of Meghdutam, India’s literary magazine on the net.
We are confident that you will find this book immensely enjoyable.
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CONTENTS A Absence Absent-mindedness Accident Actor Acupuncture Adam Adult Adultery Adventure Advertisement Advice Age Agent Aid Air Pollution Alimony Alternative America Amour Anatomy Anger Apartments Apology Appeaser Apple April 1 Archaeologist Archbishop Argument Army Art Artist Assassination Astrologer Astronomy Auctioneer Axis B Baby Bachelor Bad Habit Baker Baldness Bank Bank Account Bankruptcy Barber Bar Attendant Bargain Basket Bathroom Scale Beach Beard Beauty Bed Bee Beggar Belittle Belt Best Liar Bias Bigamy Big Gun Birth Blackmail Black Eye Black Money Blanket Body Bofors Books Book’s Success Bore Boss Brain Bras Brevity Britain British Tourist Budget Bull Bulldozer Bureaucrat Bus Business Butterfly C Calendar Camouflage Cannibal Cap Careful Driver Caricature Car Cartoon Casket Cauliflower Caution Celebrity Cemeteries Censor Censorship Centipede Certificate Compliment Chameleon Chance Change Character Charity Chess Chicken Chicken-hearted Man Child Chivalry Chocolate Christmas Church Cigarettes Cinema Citizen City Civilization Civil Servant Clever Woman Closed Mouth Cloud Coal Cock Cocktail College Colour Comedy and Tragedy Committee Common Sense Communism Communist Commuter Competition Compromise Concentration Camp Conceit Conclusion Conceited Ass Conference Confidence Confusion Conscience Conservatism Consistency Consistency Contraceptive Copyright Law Cosmetics Counterfeit Coup Courage Cowardice Crank Creativity Creditor Critic Crisis Criticism Crocodile Tears Cult Cupboard Cure Curiosity Curriculum Vitae Curved Line Cutting Cost Cynic D Dance Day Day Dreamer Death Debtor Debutante Decimal Point Deep Waters Democracy Dentist Despotism Diamond Diaper Dictator Diet Dieter Diplomacy Diplomat Discipline Discretion Diver Divorce Divorce Lawyer Doctor Dog Dogma Domestic Harmony Door Doorman Dowry Drinking Duplicity Duty Dynasty Dyspepsia E Earthquake Echo Economic Stability Economy Economist Editor Education Efficiency Expert Egotist Election Time Enemy Engagement English Language Envy Epigram Epitaph Equator Err Eskimo Etcetera Eternal Struggle Etiquette Event Exaggeration Executive Exercise Experience Expert Extravagance F Face Failure Faith Falsies Fame Family life Fanatic Fashion Fashion Photography Fat Fat man Fate Fear Feminine Beauty Fiction Fingerprint Expert Firmness Flattery Flexibility Flirt Fool Forbidden Fruit Formula for Success Fraction Freckles Freedom Friend Frugality Funny Future G Gambling Gardening Genealogist Genius Gentleman Giraffe Girdle God Gold Golf Good Book Good Bowler Good Conscience Good Manager Good Newspaper Good Readers Good Teacher Gossip Government Graffiti Greatness Gratitude Grave Grey Grumble H Habit Hamlet Handsome Hard Luck Happiness Hay Heaven Helen Hell Heresy Highbrow High Horse Hippie History Historian Holiday Hollywood Home Honest Man Honest Politician Honeymoon Hope Horse Power Horse Sense Hot Pants Hug Humanity Humility Humour Husband Hypochondriac Hypocrisy I Ice Ideal Wife Idealist Ideal Summer Resort Ideas Idleness Ignorance Imagination Imitation Impossible Independent Politician Income Tax Inconsistency Indecision Indifference Inflation Inspiration Intellectual Intersection Intuition Irish Irony Itch J Jargon Jazz Jealousy Jeans Jew Joneses Journalist Jury Justice K Karate Kindness Kiss Knowledge Know-it-All L Lady Lilian Day Laughter Law Lawyer Leisure Liar Liberated Woman Libertine Liberty/Freedom Lie Life Laughing Matters Life Insurance Lightning Lisp Literature Logic London Love Love Triangle Luck Lucky Man M Magician Man Manicurist Manners Marriage Maternity Dress Matrimony Maturity Memories Memory Middle Age Middle East Mind Mini Skirt Miracle Mirror Miser Mob Modern Bride Modern Man Modern Philosopher Modesty Money Mosquito Mother Motorist Mountain Moustache Mouth Music N Nagging Nationalism Nature Necessity Needle Nest’s Eggs Neurotic Neutrality New Dress Night No Nostalgia O Obesity Obsolete Obstinate Man Old Age Opinion Opportunist Opportunity Optimist Oratory Organized Man Originality P Panic Paradox Parrot Past Patience Patient Patriot Patriotism Patron Peace Pearl Pedantry Pedestrian Pep Talk Perfection Perfume Pessimist Philosophy Pill Plagiarism Plagiarist Poet Poetry Poise Politeness Politician Politics Pollution Power Precedent Prejudice Press Prevention Price Pride Principles Press Procrastination Professor Promises Propaganda Progress Prose Proverb Public Opinion Public Speaking Psychiatrist Q Queue Quotation R Racism Radical Rain Rainbow Rare Book Rat Reactionary Real Rich Man Rebels Regret Religion Remarriage Rerun Respectability Revenge Rhythm Method Rich Relatives Rights and Responsibilities Ring Riot Rivers Rolling Pin Rules S Saint Samson Santa Claus Scapegoat Scandal Sceptic Schizophrenic Scholar Science School Bus School Dropout School for Soothsayers Scoundrel Secret Secretary Secularism Security Sermon Sex Sex Appeal Shell Shin Shoe Silence Silent Dog Simplicity Sin Slander Slogan Smile Smog Smoke Smoker Smuggler Snob Sob Story Social Climbing Solitude Sound of Freedom Speech Spelling Spinster Stage Fright Stammerer Standing Committee Statistician Straight Line Strength Strip Teaser Statesman Statues Stone Age Stork Strip-teaser Subsidy Success Successful Man Superstition Surtax Survival Swim Suit Swimmer Sympathy T Tabloid Tact Taxation Taxidermist Team Work Tears Teenage Telephone Telephone Booth Television Temper Temptation Theory Thinking Tight Skirt Time Tit for Tat Today’s Graffiti Today’s Rebel Tokyo Tolerance Tomorrow Treaties Tree Trust Truth Tune U Umbrella Undertaker United Nations Unity Ultimatum Untold Wealth V Vacation Vagabond Vegetarian Vestry Virgin Vision Vulgarity W Waiting for Luck War Warranty Wastepaper Basket Wealth Weather Weathercock White House Wickedness Wife Wallet Emptier Wig Wild Goose Wisdom Wise Man Wit Women Words Work World Worm Worry Writer Wolf Worry Y Yawn Youth Z Zebra Zero
A
Absence
➤ Makes the heart grow fonder.
➤ Diminishes little passions and whips up great ones.
Absen