Super Duper Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

Bob Phillips

Description

Is there anything better than a knock-knock joke? How about hundreds of them? You are going to love this collection of laugh lines stupendous enough for a super duper joker. With so many, you have plenty of humor to knock-knock some silly sense into your friends, family, and anyone else who is willing to say "who's there?"This is good, clean fun that will entertain you and others for hours. It's perfect for those times when you are waiting after school or between activities or during a long Saturday afternoon.Knock, KnockWho's there?WooWoo who?Woo-who these jokes are fun! Let's have a party.If you or your family are getting tired staring at the TV or computer screen, it's time to scream-with laughter. And this outrageous, hilarious jumble of jokes will make that happen instantly.

Sujets

• Humour

Informations

• Publié par: Harvest House Publishers, Inc.
• Date de parution: 01 juillet 2014
• Nombre de lectures: 0
• EAN13: 9780736958646
• Langue: English

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HARVEST HOUSE PUBLISHERS
EUGENE, OREGON
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SUPER DUPER KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES FOR KIDS
Copyright 2014 by Bob Phillips
Published by Harvest House Publishers
Eugene, Oregon 97402
www.harvesthousepublishers.com
ISBN 978-0-7369-5863-9 (pbk.)
ISBN 978-0-7369-5864-6 (eBook)
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Contents
1. All That Knocking Is Giving Me a Headache!
2. Can Someone Get the Door?
3. Cashew See I m Freezing Out Here?
4. Do You Have a Sore Hand Yet?
5. Don t Kick the Door In!
6. Go Away!
7. Have Some Patience!
8. I Can t Stand the Knocking!
9. If You Keep Knocking, I ll Call the Police!
10. I m Coming-Just Kidding!
11. I m Not Home!
12. Just a Second!
13. Knock on Somebody Else s Door!
14. Knock Yourself Silly!
15. Major Open the Door, Didn t I!
16. No More Silly Visitors!
17. Open Up, or I ll Huff and Puff and Blow Your House Down!
18. Stop All the Pounding!
19. That s a Striking Noise!
20. The More You Knock, the Less I Want to Answer!
21. Three More Strikes, and You re Out!
22. Use the Doorbell!
1
All That Knocking Is Giving Me a Headache!
Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Ants are.
Ants are who?
Ants are the door please.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Billows.
Billows who?
Billows are something I put on my bed.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Cat.
Cat who?
Cat play with you right now. I have to mow the lawn.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Daryl.
Daryl who?
Daryl never be anyone as crazy as you.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Eclipse.
Eclipse who?
Eclipse my toenails.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Feline.
Feline who?
Feline good after I got an A on the test.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Gnome.
Gnome who?
Gnome sweet gnome.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Hugh.
Hugh who?
Hugh da man!

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
India.
India who?
India pendant thinking.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Juan.
Juan who?
Juan day my prince will come.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Kareem.
Kareem who?
Kareem of wheat is good to eat.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Lecture.
Lecture who?
Lecture go inside first.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Mara.
Mara who?
Mara, Mara on the wall, who s the fairest of them all?

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Neil.
Neil who?
Neil down before the king!

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Omelet and butter.
Omelet and butter who?
Omelet smarter than you, so you butter open the door.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Pencil fall down if you lose too much weight.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Quark, quark, quark!
Quark, quark, quark who?
Are you a duck?

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Red.
Red who?
Reddy Teddy!

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you re doing and open the door.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Tara.
Tara who?
Tara-ra Boom-de-ay!
2
Can Someone Get the Door?
Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Alfie.
Alfie who?
Alfie better when you finally open the door.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Barked.
Barked who?
Barked my bike in front of your house.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Congo.
Congo who?
Congo to the store without money.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Dallas.
Dallas who?
Dallas in Wonderland.

Knock, knock. Who s there?
Eggs.
Eggs who?
Eggs it out that door when you leave the building.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Friar.
Friar who?
Friar up some hamburgers and hot dogs.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Genial.
Genial who?
Genial go back into the lamp if you ask him nicely.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Harvey.
Harvey who?
Harvey ever going to get into your house?

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Ivanna.
Ivanna who?
Ivanna hold your hand.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Juanita.
Juanita who?
Juanita big meal.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Kelda.
Kelda who?
Kelda rattlesnake before it bit me.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Luther.
Luther who?
Luther my pants are, the more likely they ll fall down.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Major.
Major who?
Major ask, didn t I!

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle help in getting inside the house?

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Oboe.
Oboe who?
Oboe, I ve got the wrong address!

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Paris.
Paris who?
Paris the thought of another knock-knock joke!

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Quebec.
Quebec who?
Quebec to the end of time!

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Raymond.
Raymond who?
Raymond me again to buy some candy!

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Sally.
Sally who?
Sally-brate the moments of your life!

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Thor.
Thor who?
I m Thor from stubbing my big toe.
3
Cashew See I m Freezing Out Here?
Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Alfred.
Alfred who?
Alfred likes to do is ride his skateboard.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Basket.
Basket who?
Basket home. It s nearly dark!

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Colin.
Colin who?
Colin you on the telephone.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Diego.
Diego who?
Diego before de B.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Eskimo.
Eskimo who?
Eskimo questions, and I ll tell you no lies.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Foyer.
Foyer who?
Foyer information, it s Spider-Man.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Gertie.
Gertie who?
Gertie is better than my tea.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Handsome.
Handsome who?
Handsome money to me, and I ll tell you.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Juan.
Juan who?
Juan day you will feel guilty and open the door.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Kitty litter.
Kitty litter who?
Kitty litter kittens play outside on the grass.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Launch.
Launch who?
I like tuna sandwiches for Launch.

Knock, knock.
Who s there?
Maia.