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Date de parution | 10 janvier 2015 |
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EAN13 | 9781456623708 |
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QUIT LOSING TO
HACKERS, PUSHERS & DINKERS!
WRITTEN BY
C ARLOS C AMPOS
THE HACKER, PUSHER & DINKER FROM HELL!
NOTICE NOTICE NOTICE
TENNIS PLAYERS
PLEASE DON’T BE A HOOKER!
MOST ALL TENNIS PLAYERS DON’T INTENTIONALLY MAKE BAD LINE CALLS AS WE WANT TO WIN EVERY POINT HONESTLY BY OUT RALLYING OUR OPPONENTS. HOWEVER, WE DO GET UPSET WHEN SOMEONE DOES MAKE A BAD LINE CALL AGAINST US BECAUSE WE WORKED HARD TO WIN THE POINT, AND WE DESERVE TO GET CREDIT FOR THAT POINT. SO PLEASE DON’T VIOLATE THE COPYRIGHT LAWS, AND SHARE MY EBOOK WITH SOMEONE THAT DID NOT BUY IT AS I WORKED HARD ON MY BOOK AND DESERVE TO BE REWARDED BY THOSE THAT HAVE DECIDED TO BUY IT.
This ebook is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This ebook may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additional copy for each person. If you’re reading this book and did not purchase it, or it was not purchased for your use only, then please return to QUITLOSINGTOPUSHERS.COM and purchase your own copy. Thank you for respecting the hard work of this author.
Copyright © 2014 by CARLOS CAMPOS
All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, including photocopying, recording, or other electronic or mechanical methods, without the prior written permission of the publisher, except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical reviews and certain other noncommercial uses permitted by copyright law.
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DISCLAIMER
All thoughts, expressions, ideas, concepts, comments, suggestions, recommendations, etc., etc. are the sole and unequivocal opinion of the Author, Carlos Campos, and are not intended to be accepted as the Final Authority on how the game of tennis should or should not be played. Please consult your Local Club for different views.
I welcome and encourage reader comments.
Please send your comments (and lots of money) to:
Carlos Campos
The Hacker, Pusher & Dinker From Hell
1100 NW LOOP 410 Suite 700
San Antonio, Texas 78213
(210) 978-3984
qltpnow@gmail.com
SPECIAL NOTICE
TO ALL FEMALE TENNIS PLAYERS
Throughout this book, I will use the masculine term He, Him, ETC.
No offense is intended as this is only done to simplify the process of getting my thoughts out. I appreciate your understanding.
All my concepts apply equally to male and female tennis players of all ages and abilities.
Sincerely,
Carlos Campos
The Hacker, Pusher & Dinker From Hell
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
I would first like to thank all the Tennis Pros who run the Tennis Clubs and Tennis Centers all over the world. I have not been to all of them, yet, but I have played in levels tournaments in almost every city in the great state of Texas in almost every type of Tennis Club imaginable, from the ritzy elegant Country Clubs to the crumbling public Tennis Centers.
I can honestly say that I have never met a Club Pro who did not have a special love and passion for the game of tennis. Club Pros treat all players with respect and dignity, regardless of their playing level and graciously handle trivial disputes with the precision of the Steffi Graf backhand. They answer the same old questions over and over, as if it was the first time.
Without Club Pros, there would be no levels tournaments or leagues which enable us all to enjoy the great game of tennis. I also want to thank all of my past opponents without whom I could not have experienced the memories and learning experiences that enabled me to write this book.
I would also like to thank my sons, Carlos Jr. and Jason, for enabling me to experience the countless thrills and chills of watching them develop into tennis players as they competed in Junior Tennis tournaments all over Texas.
There is no way to describe how a father feels watching his sons fight, scratch and claw their way to a much deserved victory. We also shared the pain when they had to endure the agony of defeat.
I also want to thank my daughters Margaret as I enjoyed watching her play tennis in high school and Jennifer for helping me clarify my thoughts.
I want to thank my son-in-law, Brian Hansen, and my cousin, Victor “The Hammer” Quintanilla, both up and coming 3.0 players, for editing my book and confirming that my theories were viable and helpful. They have both confirmed that my book made them better tennis players.
I must also thank Dan Katerly and Ronnie Rodriguez, both fellow Hackers, Pushers & Dinkers From Hell , who helped me edit my book and whose playing style typifies the Hacker, Pusher & Dinker From Hell attitude. Trust me, you would not want to play either of them on a hot, scorching day in Texas unless you enjoy pain and suffering. I also want to thank my brother Luis, a typical 3.5 “Social Player”, who had to read my book to understand why, after 20 years of playing tennis, he has no tennis trophies.
Last, but not least, I must thank my friend Dan Kupchyk, whose love for tennis is second to none. He is the guy in your city who year in and year out organizes and captains the best league team.
If you have dreams of going to sectionals, you will have to get past one of Dan’s teams to get there. I’m sure there is a Dan in every city in America. You probably know one and wouldn’t be playing tennis if he hadn’t been there to push and encourage you to “GET IN THE GAME.”
I never say no to a tennis match, so if you are ever in San Antonio please call me at (210) 978-3984 or email me at QLTPNOW@GMAIL.COM to set up a match. Please remember that all Whoopins are by appointment only, lol.
QUOTES
Throughout this book, I use the following quotes to emphasize a theory or to illustrate a concept.
#1 - “If you’re given a lemon, make lemonade.”
#2 - “Sticks and stones will break my bones, but being called a Hacker, Pusher or Dinker will never hurt me.”
#3 - “Winning is not everything. It’s the only thing.”
#4 - “Winning is not everything, but wanting to win is.”
#5 - “The game is not over until I win.”
#6 - “If I didn’t win, the game is not over.”
#7 - “Just when you think you are winning the rat race, along comes a faster rat.”
#8 - “No pain, no gain”
#9 - “Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.”
#10 - “Fatigue makes cowards of us all.”
#11 - “When the going gets tough, the tough get going!”
#12 - “If you live by the sword, you will die by the sword.”
#13 - “The game ain’t over till the fat lady sings.”
#14 - “Champions are not champions because they never fall. They are champions because they get up when they fall.”
#15 - “Nice guys finish last.”
#16 - “Live and learn”
#17 - “Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.”
#18 - “You are who you think you are.”
#19 - “If you think you are going to lose, you are going to lose.”
#20 - “You cannot read a book by just looking at the cover.”
#21 - “When you have an opponent down, keep him down and put him away.”
#22 - “Dead dogs don’t bite.”
#23 - “What goes around eventually comes around.”
#24 - “Only the strong survive.”
#25 - “Survival of the fittest”
#26 - “Different strokes for different folks”
#27 - “The sun shines on the saint and the sinner alike.”
#28 - “If you’re not losing, you’re picking your opponents carefully.”
#29 - “Take care of your pennies, and your dollars will take care of themselves.”
#30 - “Fake it until you make it.”
#31 - “Whatever can go wrong will.”
#32 - “Practice makes perfect.”
#33 - “Everybody loves a winner.”
#34 - “It’s better to give up a home run than a walk.”
#35 - “Luck is when preparation meets opportunity.”
#36 - “I’d rather be lucky than good.”
#37 - “I’d rather be lucky and good.”
#38 - “You can’t fix something until you know why it is broken.”
#39 - “If it’s not broke, don’t fix it.”
#40 - “There is more than one way to skin a cat.”
#41 - “It’s not whether you win or lose that counts; it’s whether I win that counts.”
#42 - “Show me a good loser, and I will show you a loser.”
#43 - “Show me a good sport, and I will show you the guy that won. Show me a bad sport, and I will show you the guy that lost.”
#44 - “There is a silver lining in every cloud.”
#45 - “You cannot have a rainbow unless you have rain.”
#46 - “Don’t count your chickens before they hatch.”
#47 - “He who laughs first, does not always laugh last.”
#48 - “If Billy Bob has it, I want it.”
#49 - “Take care of your equipment, and your equipment will take care of you.”
#50 - “The proof is in the pudding.”
#51 - “Blame the operator not the equipment.”
#52 - “Let the buyer beware.”
#53 - “You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink.”
#54 - “God helps those who help themselves.”
#55 - “Practice makes perfect.”
#56 - “All men and women are not created equal.”
#57 - “The will to win is often more important than the skill to win.”
WAR STORIES
War Story #1 - The Old Dinker Smashes Overheads & Smirks
War Story #2 - The Hacker, Pusher & Dinker From Hell Loses His Focus, Intensity and Concentration
War Story #3 - A Ruthless Opponent Attempts to Torture the Hacker, Pusher & Dinker From Hell
War Story #4 - The Hacker, Pusher & Dinker From Hell Meets The Sandbagger from Hell
War Story #5 - The Hacker, Pusher & Dinker From Hell Refuses To Lose
War Story #6 - The Friend of the Hacker, Pusher & Dinker From Hell gets Intimidated
INTRODUCTION
“How to Books” are generally written by persons who are self-proclaimed experts on a topic. I do not claim to be an expert on tennis. In fact, most Club Professionals have forgotten more tennis that I know.
However, I believe that male and female tennis players of all ages and all playing abilities learn from the experiences of a Hacker, Pusher & Dinker who manages to consistently defeat, frustrate, annoy, humiliate, irritate, piss off and ultimately Defeat Better Tennis Players!
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