One Hundred Fart Poems

Description

What expires only to be reborn instantly? A fart of course.

Explore the external effects a fart can have on not only one poor poet but on the whole world. Talk about power!

In my briefs I've attempted to explore the lesser known subtleties and some of the broader implications of just letting one go. I hope it smells as good to you as it does me. Enjoy. Yummy!

Sujets

• reincarnation
• afterlife
• Spirituality

Informations

• Publié par: eBookIt.com
• Date de parution: 17 février 2021
• Nombre de lectures: 0
• EAN13: 9781987896701
• Langue: English
• Poids de l'ouvrage: 3 Mo

Extrait

One Hundred Fart Poems
 
 
by
 
RickthePoetWarrior

 
This is a work of fiction. The events and characters described herein are imaginary and are not intended to refer to specific places or living persons. The opinions expressed in this manuscript are solely the opinions of the author and do not represent the opinions or thoughts of the publisher. The author has represented and warranted full ownership and/or legal right to publish all the materials in this book.
 
One Hundred Fart Poems
RickthePoetWarrior
 
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Copyright © 2021 Richard A. Green
Version 1.4
 
ISBN: 978-1-987896-70-1  
 
This book may not be reproduced, transmitted, or stored in whole or in part by any means, including graphic, electronic, or mechanical without the express written consent of the publisher except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical articles and reviews.
 
Peace be with you.
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
If two people are in an elevator and one person farts everyone knows who did it. 
~ George Carlin
Special Inspirational Thanks
 
To my brother George for the idea; sisters Linda, Stacey for use of their guest room fart sacks; and to Robert who unknowingly assisted with ‘Anatomy of a Fart’ and ‘Worst Farts in the World’.
Table of Contents
 
The Funny Things You Think Of
You Smart Feller
A Serious Fart Poem
Fart Eclipse
A Repeatable In Proper Company Fart Poem
Fart Factoids
Repercussions
First Fart Puzzle
(Look For The Word Fart In This Poem)
A F’airytale Ending
Fart Audio
A Golf Fart Poem
Scentrifuge
A Fart Limerick
Shhh! It’s A Secrete
Sing-a-long Fart Poem
Tongue Twister Fart Poem
‘O’ Naturale
The Mouse - The Lion - The Thorn
Oh! Vine Poem
Earned Nicknames in Fart History
Fart Afterthought
Text U. All Fart
Undiscovered Art
Cryptographic Fart Poem
Are There Anal Vocal Chords?
Invisible Fart
Contra-diction
Famous Fart Quotes Poem
That’s The Internet Phooer You
Fast Feud
Fast Feud2
Fast Feud3
Fast Feud 4
Anti-Fart
The Anatomy Of A Fart
Worst Farts In The World
Expulsion Compulsion
Fart Chart
Fart Hangman Poem
The Fart Is Innocent
Classified Fart For Sale
For Daze Now
Fart Coo
Imagining Fart As A Food Additive
Think Or Thwim
Why Writing Is Like Fart
FARTHEHAHA
A Lone Bee Quest
Talking Fart To Children
Jokes Where Fart Works As Substitute
The Air Is Special By The Ocean
Love Is In The Air
Fart Seasoning
It Makes You Want To Laugh
Ripping Out A Page From History
The Sound Of Silents
Fart In Paper Dictionaries
Spoken Word Fart Poem
A Public Alert
Rearguard Action
Fart In A Strange Place
Fart Governance
Farting In The Rain
It’s True
A Dead Ring Air
More Fart Consumerisms You Don’t Want to See
Fart A Sore Ass Wrecks
Modern Fart Nicknames
Untitled Fart
Phooed Chain
Suffocation
Power Fart
Types Of Fart Discussion
Farther Deeper
A Fart Saga
Sagacity And Dedbrethe
That Cannon Shot
Fart Cubism
Fartlosophy
Flatus Beautification Project
Sports Fart
Fart Worksheet
Panned A Moon I Am
In Abstentia Dialogue
More High Coo
Time Off At Work
Vaginal Fart
Ground Zero
A Sun Wrys Anus
Mixed Message
Does A Fart Have A Soul?
Gone With The Wind
Free Jamie Oliver Cook Set
Optimistic
Optimistic2
fArt Is fArt
Last Second Poem
Fart Pie On Ear Ring
A Never-ending Fart Poem
Thanks
 
 
 
 
 
 
ONE HUNDRED FART POEMS
RickthePoetWarrior
T he Funny Things You Think Of
 
I was on a raft
Whoosh Went white-water
I was nearly knocked over
Whoosh
Went white-water
I swallowed tides, I gasped
Whoosh
Went white-water
More water, raft sinking
Whoosh
Went white-water
I thought I was a goner
Whoosh
Went white-water
And before I could say goodbye
Whoosh
Went whiff-wafter
I was saved to tell this tale
You Smart Feller
 
A Whistler
A Stinker
A Steam-err
A Blinker
The Who-done-it
The Assault on Common Sense
The Creeper
The Assault on Common Courtesy
The Silent Killer
A Friendly Fart
A Lover’s Fart
The Suicide Fart
The Sweet Smell of Success
The Rises to the Top
The Old Stock
The Fart Smeller
A Serious Fart Poem
 
OMG
You should have seen it!
Fart Eclipse
Skunk fart – smelly whiff
Bear fart – loud huffing
Snake fart – sss sing
Cat fart – hiss hissing
Dog fart – woof woof woof
Mouse fart – squeak
Bird fart – tweet tweet
Cow fart – plop plop
Chipmunk fart – tsk tsk tsk
Human fart – all the above
A Repeatable In Proper Company Fart Poem
 
Ffffff
 
F art Factoids
 
A fart in Space makes no noise
 
Despite Food Science’s best efforts
0.1% of our food and water
Contains some bacterial fart
 
A solar flare
Is what Astronomers call a Sun-fart
 
Global Warming Researchers
Have discovered Bovine Flatus
A major methane producer
 
76% of the Universe
Is composed of Dark Matter
Want to guess what it is?