How to Talk Dirty

Jenny Ainslie-Turner

Description

How to Talk Dirty is about me and what I do for a living: I'm a 1-2-1 sex chat girl. However, I'm not just any chat girl; the sex line is my own company and I am all the girls my boys ever chat to (although most don't realise that I play all the characters) from ages 16 to 73... and also I'm Dee Dee the receptionist! I'm the only woman to ever have done this. So as you can imagine, it isn't like any ordinary premium rate sex chat line. On the contrary, it's just like me: quite extraordinary. My calls are not recorded and therefore I am not governed by ICSIS and as such on my line anything goes (and it usually does). I cover the bizarre, the outrageous and the shocking. This has never been done before, in as much as it blows wide open the reality of phone sex. Plus, I still actually do it for a living. In these pages you will discover what men really want to talk about and what really turns a man on!It's funny, unbelievable, but never boring. It's a book that men, in particular, will find fascinating and arousing. And, the ladies will find it intriguing....

Informations

• Publié par: Andrews UK
• Date de parution: 01 avril 2014
• Nombre de lectures: 1
• EAN13: 9781781661635
• Langue: English

Extrait

Title Page
HOW TO TALK DIRTY
A Hands On Guide To Phone Sex
Jenny Ainslie-Turner



Publisher Information
How To Talk Dirty
Second edition published in 2014
by House of Erotica
www.houseoferoticabooks.com
House of Erotica is an imprint of
Andrews UK Limited
www.andrewsuk.com
Copyright © 2012, 2014 Jenny Ainslie-Turner
The right of Jenny Ainslie-Turner to be identified as the author of this work has been asserted by her in accordance with the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1988
This book is sold subject to the condition that it shall not, by way of trade or otherwise, be lent, resold, hired out or otherwise circulated without the publisher’s prior written consent in any form of binding or cover other than that in which it is published, and without a similar condition being imposed on the subsequent purchaser.
The views and opinions expressed in this book are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of the publisher.



Introduction
No Subject Taboo, Taste The Forbidden
All our adverts inform the prospective caller of this; No Subject Taboo, Taste The Forbidden, irrespective of the main heading. There again, so do a few other companies in the ‘call back’ phone sex business. We, on the other hand, stand by our word. We do actually speak about anything. No matter if it is taboo. We cater to every fantasy. This is the reality of the live phone sex or adult chat lines.
Some of these subject matters are areas of great interest to some men. And, curiosity is really all it is. For some, their frustration haunts them daily until they are able to set their demons free, and the only way to do this safely, is to talk to someone who understands their need to talk openly about their hang-ups, and even to go as far as helping them to fulfil their fantasies, obsessions, fetishes or whatever it is you like to call them.
Many of the guys or callers, as I refer to them. After all, that’s what they are, actually feel quite guilty about their particular fantasy and say as much. Most are not even aware how common their fantasies are. They range from having sex with their sister or auntie to their mother-in-law, even their mothers. On the odd occasion, even their mother and father!
Some fantasise about their wives or girlfriends having sex with other men, either willingly or against their will. The most common fantasy of all is sex with a teenager. Again, it’s something they can never have and you know what they say about forbidden fruits!
Whatever their reason, fetish, fantasy or obsession, they need and will always need women like me to set them free of their tormenting demons so they can go about their daily lives rid of the evil that secretly lies within them. This desperate need they have which is so often suppressed is what makes Live Call Back companies and Premium Rate Lines such a popular, thriving industry.
However, there is a lighter side to the darkness that hides within the heart of man. A lightness that will shine throughout the pages of my book as I recount the tales of men who regularly call me, in the hope of fulfilling their ‘Darkest Desires.’



Chapter One
Where Did It All Begin
“Hello. Live call back.....”
This is how my day always starts for me. Could be 5am. Could be, on a bad day, 5pm. One thing’s for sure, the days or nights are never boring, nor are they ever predictable.
“Can you give me some details, please?” More often than not, would come the reply. Or sometimes a timid, “How much is it for a call?”
My initial reply is always the same. “We’ve got girls from sixteen to seventy-three. And we do talk about anything. Do you want to know the price to your land line or to your mobile?”
We didn’t really have all those girls. “We,” are just little me. From ‘Amber’ sixteen, to ‘Mable’ seventy-three there is only ever me. And, when called for, I do the two-girl calls. Providing they are not the same age, that is. I’ve been found out a couple of times but it is only to be expected. They are not all morons, well not all the time.
If it’s a guy I’ve had several times in the same day I might hear;
“Are you the girl I’ve just spoken to on reception?”
“No!” I vehemently reply. “I wish I was,” I tell them. “She’s ten years younger than me (or twenty years younger if I’m pretending to be sixty.)” I sound so indignant at their suggestion that the idea is put right out of their heads. However, if they still insist that I’m one and the same, I usually give in and say. “She’s my sister.” Yeah, right. I’m an only child.
Astoundingly, I’ve been as many as twenty different girls to some of my regulars, one of which I’ve been having for over a year, now. Not only that, I’ve been four different girls on reception when he’s rung through to book a call. His phone number which I obviously know off by heart shows on my hand set. We don’t accept withheld numbers. He still hasn’t a clue, well, that’s not completely true. He did once or twice suspect I’d given him the same sixteen year old a couple of times, but he was never quite sure. He’s been one of the most difficult ones to do as different girls, as it goes. Mainly, because I know off by heart his particular fantasy; two fat girls having a cat fight. Now, he’s settled on Chrissie, I make certain she gives him the best call. The fantasy always starts the same in a hot sweaty room and we are always on ‘our time of the month.’ He likes very detailed descriptions; everything from what we are wearing on our feet to our long dangly earrings, then we proceed to knock the shit out of each other, quite literally. Shit, blood, piss and sweat is what turns him on. Surprisingly, he’s not the only one; I have several others with similar fantasies. Maybe he’s coming through to me in disguise, also. So, as I was saying, he’s one of the hardest to do, because there’s only so many ways you can do a cat fight.
One of my regulars summed it all up for me one time when I was doing a call with him, this is how it’s termed, ‘doing a call’ with all call back companies. He said it was the best form of sexual release he knows without actually having to climb out of bed. And if you’re going to do a fantasy, well it might as well be the most perverted ever imaginable, even unimaginable!
Now, for those of you who don’t know; a Call back company, which is what I am, is completely different to premium rate lines. You know, the 0906/0909 numbers. You’ve seen the adverts in all the Newspapers and Men’s magazines. Some are advertised as chat lines others party lines, these are basically the same, soft chat lines. More accessible to all ages, however, only eighteen and above can use them. These calls are paid for by the callers land line phone bill. We, on the other hand, take payment by credit/debit card, cheque and postal order. We mainly advertise in an adult orientated daily newspaper. Along with the men’s magazines, occasionally, but we are tucked away in the Classifieds in both paper and magazine. With us you have to book a call for a stated length of time and this is paid for when you book the call. Which will be terminated at that given time, either ten, fifteen, twenty minutes or however long the guy wants the call for. It can even be an open call lasting up to three hours, which I myself have done. As I said, we call you back. Hence the term Call Back.
The guy rings through, asks for details, we give the name of girls we’ve got on at the moment, (me). We always ask the age group they’re interested in. No foreign girls, though. I can’t do accents. I can do posh bitch, schoolgirl, granny, dirty slapper, demure, bossy, northern, and southern. These are all the voices I can do. I can be cute or a bit dim. I can be submissive or dominating. I can be fat, thin, tall, short, small tits, big tits, hairy or shaven. A blonde, a redhead and a brunette. Thankfully, all this lot sounds the same. But most of all, I’m never me! On reception I’m Dee Dee. This name came about from my first ever advert ‘Darkest Desires.’ I took the initials DD and so, Dee Dee, was born. Dee Dee herself, however, was born out of ‘Jolene, a fiery redhead who loves talking dirty.’ Dee Dee’s description is exactly the same. ‘Jolene’ was who I was on the premium rate lines, when I first started out.
‘We’ are, Jolene and Dee Dee, five foot six, long wavy dark red hair, green eyes, dress size sixteen and a thirty-six ‘C’ cup bra. For some reason guys seem to love this size. This is a pity, really, because I’m not. I’m closer to size twenty-two. And I’m not a redhead. However, on the phone I can be whoever I want to be and this is what I love the most about this job. That and making the callers make a sticky mess of themselves. I find it liberating, somehow. Like having control over them and of course, give them a real good dirty time. I just love getting them all out of control and hearing them becomes all unnecessary over the phone. Sometimes it takes just seconds, we all know about those, don’t we girls. Some do take a bit of effort and imagination. Well, I do like a challenge and some of them are very challenging to say the least!
As I was saying earlier, one of my regular callers once summed it up for me.
‘What’s the point of doing a fantasy if it’s not as dirty and outrageous as it can be? Something you wouldn’t dream of doing in reality. You can do the normal every day sex, every day. But with a fantasy you can let your imagination run wild.’
And with him I do. Another bonus, he sussed me out. Took him long enough, mind. It took him from mid November to mid April to realise all the women he spoke to were one and the same; me. In that time he spoke with seventeen different girls, I checked out the record card I have on him. Oh yes, I keep a record of every guy I’ve ever