Death for Beginners

Karen Jones

Description

With efficiency and a touch of humor, this valuable guidebook offers information on the difficult subject of planning for one's own death or organizing funerals for loved ones. Topics ranging from cremation, burial, caskets, services, and organ donation are explored, and each section offers data, definitions, examples, pros and cons, and helpful worksheets for narrowing down the best options. Numerous sidebars that offer engaging and occasionally bizarre facts on the death industry are also included. Emphasizing practicality and frugality, a bevy of money-saving steps are explored, citing that if smart choices are made beforehand then expensive choices made in grief can be avoided. Ideal for the time-constrained, this comprehensive resource presents fast facts in an easy-to-read format, while helpful links for each topic are compiled in an accompanying website. Readers will benefit from the peace of mind that follows the creation of a structured plan to reduce the financial burdens and emotional distress on loved ones left behind.

Informations

• Publié par: Linden Publishing
• Date de parution: 01 juin 2010
• Nombre de lectures: 0
• EAN13: 9781610350778
• Langue: English
• Poids de l'ouvrage: 1 Mo

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Advance Praise for
D EATH FOR B EGINNERS
Your No-Nonsense, Money-Saving Guide to Planning for the Inevitable
"Practical, plain-spoken, helpful, and humorous, Death for Beginners guides the reader through the entire process of planning for death from ‘what do I do with my body’ to ‘who do I leave out of my will.’ By exploring funeral options, this book educates you about the funeral experience in a practical manner with good laughs along the way."
R. Brian Burkhardt, author of Rest in Peace
"Death for Beginners is a delightful read about a very serious subject we all have to face eventually. Karen Jones has done a superb job of presenting the vast array of choices involved in making funeral arrangements. Her humor makes the necessities of this often taboo topic accessible, easy to grasp, and yes, fun. I have assisted dozens of families in making funeral arrangements, and every one of them would have benefitted from reading this book."
Brian Flowers, Green Burial Council National Advisory Board Member
"Death for Beginners takes on an important and mostly avoided topic with a big breath of fresh air. Jones gives options, costs, pros and cons along with a healthy dose of humor to help readers with the process of planning for the inevitable."
Kathleen Brehony, Ph.D., author of After the Darkest Hour: How Suffering Begins the Journey to Wisdom
"A lite-hearted and well researched compilation of information every consumer will be grateful to have when dealing with the modern day funeral industry. Karen Jones does an exquisite job of alerting the consumer to the power of pre-planning and education, including detailed checklists; as well as an industry wide overview of numerous micro-industries that have sprouted around end-of-life. From grass-root do it yourself choices to high end consumerism, Karen has shown that death in America is anything but a slam dunk. A proficient tool for consumers at end-of-life."
Nora Cedarwind Young, Death Midwife and Green Burial Educator ( www.ThresholdsofLife.org )

Death for Beginners
Copyright © 2010 by Karen Jones. All rights reserved.
All photos by the author unless otherwise noted.
Published by Quill Driver Books, an imprint of Linden Publishing
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ISBN 978-1-884995-61-3
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Printed in the United States of America on acid-free paper.
Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Jones, Karen
Death for beginners : your no-nonsense, money-saving guide to planning for the inevitable / by Karen Jones.
p. cm.
Includes bibliographical references and index.
ISBN 978-1-884995-61-3 (pbk. : alk. paper)
1. Death--United States--Planning. 2. Death--Social aspects--United States. 3. Funeral rites and ceremonies--United States--Planning. I. Title.
HQ1073.J66 2010
306.90973--dc22
2010006102
Contents
Acknowledgments
A First Note: Why Think About Death?
Chapter 1: Knocking on Heaven’s Door: What to Do with Your Body
Chapter 2: Break On Through to the Other Side: Slip-Siding into the Ground
Chapter 3: Into the Mystic: Going Out in Flames Can Be a Good Thing
Chapter 4: Thinking Inside the Box
Chapter 5: It’s My Party …
Chapter 6: I Heard It Through the Grapevine: So Who Wants or Needs to Know?
Chapter 7: The Long and Winding Road: The Paper Trail
Chapter 8: Here Comes the Sun: Attaining Closure from Grief
Appendix 1: The Death for Beginners Worksheets
Appendix 2: General Resources
Bibliography
Glossary
Index
About the Author
This book is dedicated to the memory of Esther Jaria Willey.
Acknowledgments
W riting this book made me laugh out loud. Once I overcame the flutters about the topic, I jumped in and enjoyed myself. I cannot tell you how many times I have "dined out" on the exploding crematory story.
Trying to organize this amount of similar and overlapping information was a challenge. It was amazingly easy to become sidetracked. That said, I hope I accomplished what I set out to do.
I am grateful to the Funeral Consumers Alliance for the wealth of information it provided me. You should consider joining the local chapter in your area. These are good folks with great information and they are committed to just and fair burial practices.
Many thanks to the people who helped with the book. First, my agent Linda Konner, who flogged this horse for years until the bright, savvy, and discerning Quill Driver Books took notice. Thanks also to Ruth Fordon, who was my first reader, and to Mary Jeanne Ainsley who gave the book a thorough going-over before I handed it off to my editor. To all of my friends on Facebook, many thanks for the stories and encouragement.
Also, thanks to Jeanette Praz for the entertaining cremation container story, to Peter Baker, who came up with just the right words "one step beyond insightful into inappropriate" to James E. Hutchins, Esq., who reviewed the section on wills, to Matt Shea for the Drunken Pin the Tail on the Donkey giving game, to Kathleen Brehony, who found the YouTube clip of the trailer for The Brain That Wouldn’t Die, and last, but not least, to my husband Steve, who, even though declaring that writing this book left me with no remaining social discourse, took me out to dinner anyway.

Return To Sender. The grave of Elvis Aaron Presley, Graceland Mansion Estates.
A First Note: Why Think About Death?
H oping to catch the bus, nineteen-year-old Esther dashed across the street, only to be struck and thrown fifty yards by an oncoming pickup truck. She died three days later. The family was stunned and rendered helpless by the tragedy. Esther’s sister, my best friend, Regina, pitched in to help with the decisions. What about organ donation? Would Esther have wanted that? Who should speak at the funeral? Wait, what about the service what should be mentioned, what needed to be left out? I wanted to help but found myself completely useless. All I could do was spit out strange bits of advice like, "Be sure to wear waterproof mascara to the funeral." What list should that suggestion go on?
The fact was that there were no lists, no instructions. Esther’s friends and family were flying blind, with grief and shock clouding their decisions. Tell me, just exactly how do you bargain for the best price on a cemetery plot when you are going to use that land to dig a hole and put your sister in it?
Because of Esther’s death, this book was born. Watching Regina and her family deal with this unexpected tragedy made me determined that no one else should have to fumble their way through the dark night of grief. The loss itself is hard enough. But even worse, in the mad scramble to take care of details, wrong decisions are often made, money is wasted, feelings are hurt and stress is exponentially compounded. I wanted to help people create a road map for survivors to follow, a trail of breadcrumbs that would let friends and family know just what to do when "the time comes," a plan that would enable survivors to spend their time and energy on the things that truly matter.
Yes, Esther was only 19 and her tragic death was so completely unexpected that one could justify the lack of preparation. But stop for a minute. Down deep, do any of us really expect to die? We push it away. After all, the Lone Ranger was shot at many times and never bit the dust. Moose and Squirrel were constantly targeted by Boris and Natasha and yet they survived. Sky King never once fatally crashed his plane Song Bird. So clearly, we’re immortal.
At least we think so. There are approximately 81 million Baby Boomers and we’re pretty sure that despite what Jim Morrison said, we really are going to get out of here alive. While that might be a good feeling to carry around and cling to in the dark of night, the truth is that sooner or later we’re all going to, as my Air Force colonel friend says, "mort." Every single one of us. Breathe deeply and remain serene.
M OM W OULD B E P ROUD
As your dear old mom always said, be considerate of others. You don’t want people running around frantically after your death, trying to pull together a funeral, do you?
What if they decide to have you buried, when you having read way too many Edgar Allen Poe stories about scratch marks on the insides of coffin lids wanted to be cremated? What if they plan a traditional, formal church service and you wanted a celebration on the beach with a bonfire and classic rock blaring? What if your hateful cousin sneaks that picture of you sporting a heinous 70s hairdo onto the memorial table? What if no one notifies that long-ago special friend? You know the one I’m talking about, right? Yeah, I thought so.
In the fine tradition of Daniel Boone, who forged the wilderness in his coonskin cap, it’s time to make some plans. And this book is going to help. I’ve tried to make Death for Beginners a quick read, filled with lots of information you can get to fast. This book will help you plan what you want to have done after you die, and will he